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[q] Oolong's Wish; Oolong's wish
Topic Started: Dec 22 2006, 11:31 PM (173 Views)
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Gokua was flying by the woods. He created ripples in the rivers by emanating green energy. He then heard the anxious calls of a scratchy ungrateful voice. Going to the source, he found that he was flying up the tower to Kami’s lookout. At the edge, he saw a pig staring over into the ground.

“Oh no, I’ve lost my pair of super elastic, indestructible, and comfy underwear! I got it from the eternal dragon himself! It’s worth millions, if I don’t get it back, I’ll be bankrupt!” Oolong said this all very fast in quick succession. Spotting Gokua, he yelled, “Hey you! With the orange hair, yes you. Can you do me a favor?”

“What do you need me to do? Retrieve a pair of underwear?” Gokua said slyly.

“This pair of underwear is worth a lot of money! Please, if you get it back for me, then I’ll give you a generous amount of zeni,” Oolong shouted at the top of his lungs.

Gokua replied, “Fine I’ll get it. Judging by your frantic glances, it fell over the edge and into West City. Correct?” Oolong nodded ferociously and then hurried Gokua off to get his precious underwear.

“He’s got to be kidding,” Gokua thought, “Underwear? Well, I’ve got to earn a living somehow.” Gokua was flying over the city. He saw something whitish glint out of site but it turned out to be a seagull. “There’s no exact place that I can look either. I could destroy the city, but then I’d have to pay the fine. I guess I’ll start by looking in the east sector.”

Leaping on top of his old rusty house, Bob scanned the landscape. He had sworn that he had seen a white piece of something fall out of the air. He didn’t want to do his chores around the house, so he went to investigate. Hey, it might be worth a little extra money.
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“Hey you there, civilian,” Gokua called. He had seen a ten year old on top of the house. “Have you seen any flying underwear,” Gokua asked.

“You pervert! Get a life other than asking people about underwear,” Bob called back. He realized that this was a mistake. The orange haired alien was approaching him. He was flashing green energy in his hands he then started to speak in a calm knowing voice.

“I was talking about anything flying in the air. Someone dropped their underwear and they need it back. It is very valuable and I might kill you if you don’t tell me what you saw,” Gokua said. The boy looked very shocked, and Gokua regretted deeply that he had mentioned the part about value. The boy leaped down his house and ran into a thicket of bushes. “Get back here,” Gokua yelled as he threw a ki bomb that burned the bushes.

“That was close,” Bob thought. He had just in time slipped away, and was now running towards where he saw the apparently flying underwear. The windy day was making this very difficult. Then he saw it. The underwear swept by his head and he held on tight. He found out instantly why this underwear was worth a lot of money. Instead of ripping as the 30 miles per hour wind would have done to normal underwear, it had clutched tight to his hand and deflated.

“Give that back,” Gokua had arrived. Gokua had seen everything that the boy had seen. Even the deflating underwear that was invincible. “If you don’t give it back, I will take it by force and eventually kill you. You have seen some of my power. Now give it back.” Gokua was now furious with himself. Yielding to childern. He was also angry why anyone would waste a dragon ball wish on getting underwear.
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Bob acted quickly and ran away in a swerving motion. It always worked in the army when people were shooting at you. Sadly, Gokua did not use bullets, but some sort of energy that blew up the surroundings. Bob was thrown aside and the underwear landed on his head. Then, the most wonderful feeling over came him. He felt great! He didn’t feel pain, they were comfy, and he was going to sell it!

Gokua, agitated, ran up at full speed and knocked the kid out. Only he wasn’t knocked out. The guy was still standing there like he wasn’t hurt at all. “Wearing that better not make you invincible,” Gokua thought. Apparently, Bob was now close to invincible. Flying off to the downtown area he was going to sell it for a lot of zeni.

Bob landed in a back alley where he knew a rich criminal lived. He hid the underwear safely in his jacket and proceeded forward. “Rooky, I’ve come to make an offer. The item that I’m about to sell you, is worth probably millions of zeni,” Bob called through the darkness.

“Why, if it isn’t Bob,” Rooky said from a doorway. “I thought your family was poor, how did you ever end up in the real city?”

“I flew. That’s the thing, I found this underwear that gives you powers,” Bob replied.

“Show me and I’ll think about it,” Rooky said.

Pulling out the pair of underwear, Bob explained its properties. Rooky quickly noticed why it was valuable. He then quickly proceeded to taking his A. K. 47 from his own jacket and within 3 bangs, Bob was dead. “Now, to sell this underwear, I’ll need to go downtown. I’ll advertise for fighters to wear, and for people to buy.” He was gone with a swish of the wind.
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“Where could he have gone? Is that his body on the floor over there?” Gokua was thinking very fast now. If the boy was dead, then somebody else had the underwear. This was going to be quite difficult for himself. First, Gokua scanned the city for suspicion. He noticed that being rush hour, everybody looked in a hurry and suspicious. Sighing, Gokua said, “I’ll just have to search building by building and street by street.

Meanwhile, Rooky was at the Z mart. He was just now showing the shop owner the valuable properties of the underwear. “My best offer is ten million zeni.”

“You’re out of your mind. I will give you seven million for it, and that’s all I have anyways.” This particular shop keeper, was the richest person in West City.

“Deal,” Rooky said as they shook on it. “Well, I need my zeni by Thursday or Friday. And try not to get it stolen would you? I know for certain that somebody must be looking for this underwear.” Walking off towards his second house, Rooky thought about all of the things that he could buy with seven million zeni.

Gokua was flying around the city smelling instead of looking. If he could pick up the underwear’s distinctive scent of holiness, then he could catch the culprit. In theory that is. Gokua had picked up the scent in many locations. One was that back alley where the boy was killed. Another was up a street that winded and curved many times. One was at a z shop where the underwear might be stolen. Speeding off towards his favorite shop, Gokua was ready to scare the clerk to the next dimension.

“May I help you sir,” asked a man behind the counter.

“I’ve been looking to talk to the shop owner,” Gokua said.
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“He left for Satan city, but he is selling this underwear that supposedly gives you powers,” the clerk said.

“How much,” Gokua asked

“Ten million zeni. But if you can’t pay the price, then get out, because look at all the people coming to make offers on this underwear,” the clerk replied.

Gokua could see them too. Hundreds upon thousands of very rich looking people were approaching now at a remarkable pace. He had to act fast. “Where do you store this underwear,” Gokua asked. “Tell me or I kill you,” Gokua was now flashing green energy waves around the shop.

“Fine! I’ll show you, but don’t kill me please!” The clerk yelled. The store doors burst open and people started shouting out what they were willing to buy.

“Ten million!” “Fifteen million!” “Thirty million!”
The crowd was now very close and the clerk was leading Gokua off to get the underwear. After unlocking a high security vault, the underwear was his. “Yes, now I have the underwear, I can receive my zeni,” Gokua thought excitedly. His thought however, was trampled as he saw the thousands of people that he had to bypass.

“Move aside, or I’ll kill you all,” Gokua said loudly over the crowd’s babbling, “go home, I have the underwear, and I will not sell it.”

“Do you think he had a gun,” many asked each other.

Gokua shot a huge ki bomb through the eight stories, and he flew upwards out of the store. Gokua was up in the air, dodging bullets from some of the surrounding police, but they did no damage anyways. He then approached the sleeping Oolong who was still at the edge of Kami’s lookout. “Wake up idiot,” Gokua shouted into Oolong’s ear.


“Did you get my underwear,” Oolong asked.

“Yes I did, here you go,” Gokua replied.

Handing Gokua a generous amount of zeni, Oolong drifted back to sleep with the underwear on his head again. Gokua knew that the wind was going to pick up speed again. Maybe later, Oolong would yet again lose his underwear. Chuckling, Gokua flew off into the night.


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