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| A Meeting In The Storm; (Open to all EOTS and PH members) | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 18 2008, 10:44 PM (244 Views) | |
| Fasha | Jan 18 2008, 10:44 PM Post #1 |
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VJ wrapped his fur coat tightly around him. It was growing cold on Namek, possibly too cold for himself. As a boy he was vulnerable to the cold, he really did hate when he had to spend the day inside, blowing his nose. VJ hadn't communicated with the Storm in a long while. Some of his members he had never even met before. This indeed aggravated him. VJ tapped his Pimp cane onto the ground, before clicking on his Scouter. He twirled the plastic dial on the ear piece, trying to locate his Advisers, Dabura and Baiko. He located Dabura on his green tinged scouter and quickly took off to find him. It was not long before he did, skidding to a halt in the grass he spotted Dabura, in a small field on a small Island. VJ sighed and went to shake the Demon's hand when he heard the familiar sound of a cat. He clamped his hands down on his ears in disgust, screaming out in pain as the ear splitting screech of the feline split through his ears, "I'll take care of this," VJ ordered Dabura as he stomped off to the cat. He found the cat trying to catch a small fish in the water, afraid of falling in. VJ opened his mouth and shouted, sending a shock wave of Ki from his mouth, blasting the cat in its furry bottom and sending it into the water. VJ scooped it out of the water and held it aloft in the air, "God I despise you," VJ said finally, just before he threw the cat over his head and into the water. VJ thought it was all said and done but then he noticed that the water started to boil. His eyes widened as a mass of cats emerged, teeth bared at him. VJ slowly began to back up, looking around for Dabura. |
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| shen | Jan 18 2008, 11:05 PM Post #2 |
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The demon at said point was currently walking back towards town, looking for something to do, when he heard a loud 'meow' echo all over the planet. Instantly, the demon's eyes went red. "Cats.....MUST KILL CATS!" shouted the demon flying forward towards the location of the meows when he saw VJ being beset upon by cats. "CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY!" shouted Dabura unsheathing his sword and set upon the cats, cutting them down with his blade, spraying the blood of the kittys everywhere. The demon jumped everywhere, cackling as he beheaded cat after cat, while VJ set upon ki blasting them with a will. Eventually, the demon got bored with simply slashing at the cats and resorted to a more...effective killing method. Charging more ki into the sword, he jumped up and slashed horizontally, unleashing a wave of ki that cut through numerous cats before detonating, sending a mass of fur flying everywhere. It continued for a while before Dabura realised there must have been over 1,000 cats attacking them. "What did you do to piss them off anyways?" asked Dabura sheathing his sword and resorting to strangling combined with ki blasts. "I kicked one into the water because it was there." Dabura sighed and continued kicking the cats, enjoying the vindictive pleasure when its ribs backed up through its ass. Continuing to plow through the mass of felines, the two managed to get fur, blood and ashes all over their clothes as they continued to hack through the mass of cats that kept on trying to claw at them, especially near their...parts. "You bloody perverted cat!" shouted Dabura kicking one so hard it got crushed by the force of the demon's kick which crushed the cat instantly after it had nearly clawed out his nuts. Eventually, the duo had finally managed to kill all the cats...or so they thought. For bubbling out of the water came over 1,000 tigers. Dabura watched the impending mass and sighed. "Shit." |
![]() <CENTER><select><option>Dabura</option><option>Level: 12</option><option>EXP: 140</option><option>Location: Vegeta</option><option>Stats</option><option>Power Level: 12110</option><option>KI: 6055</option><option>Strength: 1545</option><option>Speed: 1432</option><option>Toughness: 1500</option><option>Stamina: 1496</option><option>Vitality: 1514</option><option>Zeni: 835</option></CENTER> | |
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| Fasha | Jan 18 2008, 11:21 PM Post #3 |
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"You know what I hate more than cats, Dabura?" VJ asked, "You mean there is actually something worse than a cat?" "Yes, VJ replied, "Bigger cats." VJ charged forward, finding himself in a deadly embrace with a cat, wrestling him to the the ground. VJ raised his diamond encrusted fist and punch the orange tiger in the face. Getting blood all over him. He flipped backwards and drew his Pimp Cane. He pointed the bottom end at the mass of tigers, that would most likely overwhelm them, "You shall fall!" VJ drew his Pimp Cane around behind him and brought it sweeping round, extending it at the same time, sweeping the legs out from underneath them. VJ watched as Dabura jumped forward his embarrassingly large sword. VJ joined him, slipping his own Red tinged Katana from his belt. VJ found a particular joy in sweeping his sword through a great Tiger's legs. It left them with stumps, but still very much alive. VJ drew his Pimp Cane once again and set about performing a deadly combo of whacking and slashing. In the midst of all of this, VJ never noticed the large mushroom cloud sneaking its way up into the sky. And when all of the Tigers were destroyed, VJ saw it. Out of the mushroom cloud, that was steadily spreading over the sky, cats began to fall like rain. Thousands of them, no room to dodge. He had to swing his sword wildly to avoid being crushed by their ugliness. VJ had one last desperate attempt at surviving, he powered a large ball of energy onto his hand and threw it into the air. Letting the moonshine glow off it, VJ expected himself to turn into a giant great ape. But instead, the cats that littered the ground did, "You know what I hate more than cats, Dabura?" VJ asked, "You mean there is actually something worse than a cat?" "Yes, VJ replied, "Bigger cats." |
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| Fasha | Jan 18 2008, 11:23 PM Post #4 |
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VJ charged forward, finding himself in a deadly embrace with a cat, wrestling him to the the ground. VJ raised his diamond encrusted fist and punch the orange tiger in the face. Getting blood all over him. He flipped backwards and drew his Pimp Cane. He pointed the bottom end at the mass of tigers, that would most likely overwhelm them, "You shall fall!" VJ drew his Pimp Cane around behind him and brought it sweeping round, extending it at the same time, sweeping the legs out from underneath them. VJ watched as Dabura jumped forward his embarrassingly large sword. VJ joined him, slipping his own Red tinged Katana from his belt. VJ found a particular joy in sweeping his sword through a great Tiger's legs. It left them with stumps, but still very much alive. VJ drew his Pimp Cane once again and set about performing a deadly combo of whacking and slashing. In the midst of all of this, VJ never noticed the large mushroom cloud sneaking its way up into the sky. And when all of the Tigers were destroyed, VJ saw it. Out of the mushroom cloud, that was steadily spreading over the sky, cats began to fall like rain. Thousands of them, no room to dodge. He had to swing his sword wildly to avoid being crushed by their ugliness. VJ had one last desperate attempt at surviving, he powered a large ball of energy onto his hand and threw it into the air. Letting the moonshine glow off it, VJ expected himself to turn into a giant great ape. But instead, the cats that littered the ground did, "Holy shit." VJ wondered how he sometimes was so stupid. He might as well drown himself in a ladies silicon breasts. Not a bad way to go, but he would still be dead. Maybe he would go to heaven? More naked chicks everywhere! VJ shuddered with delight before focusing on the cats. |
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| shen | Jan 18 2008, 11:32 PM Post #5 |
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Dabura simply looked up at the gigantic cats...apes. He thought to himself. "Wait a second...HOW THE FUCK DO FUCKING CATS TURN INTO APES!" VJ was still looking up at the cats or apes, whichever way you wanted to call it and was wondering the same thing. The worst part was, that instead of doubling their power, their power was multiplied by 2000. Now, when you have a tiger, which is estimated to have a power level of around 20, and you multiply that by 2000, you end up getting a power level of 40,000. So it was after sensing their power levels, did VJ really get pissed. "HOW THE FUCK DOES A FUCKING CAT HAVE A HIGHER POWER LEVEL THAN ME!" Dabura thought for a second; he was the war advisor after all. Continuing to think before dodging a series of unnaturally large tails, he suddenly got an idea. "Hey VJ, try using your PIMPNESS!" shouted Dabura. VJ was confused, and still pissed off that an animal that was less than a third of his height, had a power level higher than his, and was a lot taller. So it was with great anger that he jumped up to the face of the nearest ape...cat and brought back his palm. "TAKE THIS YOU FUCKING CAT, SPIMP SLAP!" It was with great surprise that the move instantly took off the head of the ape...cat and sent him careening to the floor. "How did that move work?" wondered Dabura while Vegeta was pelvic-thrusting back and forth. "OH YEAH, FEEL THE PIMP POWER!" Oddly enough, the apes had started...drooling? Dabura had a plan and quickly flew off while the apes were distracted by VJ. Quickly finding a CD player and the needed song, he flew back and placed the CD in the player. "VJ, DO THE FULL MONTY NOW!" shouted Dabura as the loud song of 'I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt' suddenly came on. VJ simply smirked and began strutting around while taking off his clothes. However, as soon as he simply took off the first article, the whole bunch of apes had fainted with bloody noses. It was only then that VJ noticed why they had fainted. "OH HELL NO THE CATS THOUGHT ABOUT ME IN THAT WAY, I'M GONNA KILL THEM ALL WITH MY PIMPNESS!" |
![]() <CENTER><select><option>Dabura</option><option>Level: 12</option><option>EXP: 140</option><option>Location: Vegeta</option><option>Stats</option><option>Power Level: 12110</option><option>KI: 6055</option><option>Strength: 1545</option><option>Speed: 1432</option><option>Toughness: 1500</option><option>Stamina: 1496</option><option>Vitality: 1514</option><option>Zeni: 835</option></CENTER> | |
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| Fasha | Jan 18 2008, 11:51 PM Post #6 |
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"Oh fuck yeah, Nigga!" Want some more? HA? HA!?" VJ screamed manically as he continually began to thrust his hips back and forth, "Now bring it around town!" VJ twisted his hips round and round in a circular motion. As he was doing this, VJ noticed that the cats had started to convulse in pain on the ground, "LUNGES!" VJ stretched his legs forward and back, letting more be revealed than he really should of, "Try this on for size!" VJ heard Dabura shout, before he started performing some entirely outrageous disco moves. VJ stared in awe at Dabura's open shirt, revealing his muscular chest, "What are you doing?" Dabura asked VJ, VJ shook his head, "Ahhh, nothing..." he said as his eyes shifting nervously from left to right, "yes, nothing..." VJ began rubbing his hands together and laughing towards the sky as Dabura continued with his dangerous dance moves. VJ turned around to the cats who had now had their eyes popped from the sexiness and began slapping his ass. The small boy ripped off his blue jumpsuit and wound it into a long rope. He then grabbed each side and pulled it back and forth underneath his crotch, "That's the way! Uhuh I like it, uhuh, uhuh! That's the way! Uhuh I like it, uhuh, uhuh!" VJ sang. He pulled out a guitar, seemingly from his ass and began playing a hard out rock song with his teeth. Going insanely mental over it, enough to put him in a mental institution. He ran forward and smashed the guitar over the cat's head, roaring like a complete retard, "Oh yeah! Take that! Fucking Biotch!" VJ rose into the air and raised his hands above his head, "SEXY..." VJ roared, "...ATTACK!!!" VJ brought his arms down, bringing thousands of ghost pimps with him, smashing into the cats and dancing around them, being sexy. The only thing VJ had left on was his hat. |
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| shen | Jan 19 2008, 12:01 AM Post #7 |
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Dabura watched VJ owned the apes with his ghosts, only to realise something was wrong. The apes seemed to be...copying the ghosts moves? "WAIT VJ NO, YOU'RE INFUSING THE CATS WITH YOUR SEXINESS!" VJ looked to the cats learning to dance and shrugged. "Who cares, MY PIMPNESS OWNS ALL!" shouted VJ going crazy rock-style over the guitar again. Dabura sighed. "But I made a vow...to stomp the yard!" shouted Dabura charging forward at the slowly developing pimp cats, who were giant apes. Rushing forward, the demon called the ghosts to him as they engaged into a long-series of simultaneous krumping moves. The cats looked amongst themselves and started jumping up and down while pelvic-thrusting before forming a giant pyramid, then simultaneously firing a ki beam which exploded, creating the words 'CATS ARE PIMP, YOU SUCK!' which finally caught the attention of VJ. "OH HELL NO, I AM THE PIMPNESS!" shouted VJ before taking his jumpsuit and twirling it above his head as though it were a lasso with his hat on while still naked. He started pelvic-thrusting back and forth while singing the chorus of 'She Bangs, She Bangs' by Ricky Martin. However, the teachings of the ghosts had managed to lessen the effects somewhat, but nothing was able to block the pimping of VJ entirely, and the cats fell over themselves, drooling. "Its time to end this!" shouted Dabura jumping forward and going into a dangerous headspin, aided by Bukujutsu, which started drilling a hole in the planet. The cats suddenly stared at the demon and simply watched as the demon pulled off a move they couldn't...until they heard an audible 'crack' and all winced. The demon got out of the hole with his neck bent at an odd angle, before cracking back into place, before giving the cats a double 'one-finger salute'. "You just got served, pussies." |
![]() <CENTER><select><option>Dabura</option><option>Level: 12</option><option>EXP: 140</option><option>Location: Vegeta</option><option>Stats</option><option>Power Level: 12110</option><option>KI: 6055</option><option>Strength: 1545</option><option>Speed: 1432</option><option>Toughness: 1500</option><option>Stamina: 1496</option><option>Vitality: 1514</option><option>Zeni: 835</option></CENTER> | |
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| Fasha | Jan 19 2008, 12:25 AM Post #8 |
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"Owned, much?" VJ was like the most ultimate pimp at that moment. A great purple aura exploded around him and several naked chicks snuggled close. He held both his pinky and index fingers in the air and chanted: "Player..." a ball of energy formed in between his two fingers, "In..." it grew slightly large, "a..." it began to vibrate furiously, "Managerial..." it grew to the size of a basketball and shook the planet, "POSITION!" VJ screamed as he shoved his hand forward, pushing a giant ball of energy forth, exploding into the remaining cats. VJ surveyed the destruction before him, My Pimp attack, sometimes I think I'm so sexy that I'm deadly. A loud thunder clap rolled through the sky, followed by a mysterious red lightning. The young pimp looked into the air to see a cat dressed in pimp's clothing, similar to his own. Interesting, they are so gay that they have to copy me to find their own style. He will be a formidable foe if he can match my pimpness. It's a good thing that I have a pimp transformation. "Primp Transformation! GO!" And VJ transformed, becoming surrounded in pink and purple light. A combination of a prostitute and a pimp. A force to be reckoned with. The light subsided, and there stood VJ, in all his greatness: A pair of black and purple denim jeans with inappropriate flaps sticking down the side. The shoes were a hollowed out amethyst that were a little too clunky. VJ's flame shaped hair had turned into a large afro, about as big as a bus. He also had a purple shirt with neck flaps that drooped down to the ground, even from the 20 metres with which VJ was flying at. "Giggidy, Giggidy!" VJ gloated as he did a pelvic thrust in a circle once more. The cat that was in pimp clothes stood no chance, instantly decimated before his might. {COMPLETED} |
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| Fasha | Jan 19 2008, 12:28 AM Post #9 |
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5 Rp credits for me for 5 posts. 3 RP credits for the big D for 3 posts. |
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