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Just A Bit Of Friendly Competition; Easy Quest (Big-D and VJ)
Topic Started: Jan 19 2008, 12:40 AM (221 Views)
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Just a Bit of Friendly Competition
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Description: A group of Namekian's have decided to start throwing a tournament every week. There will be 5 rounds, each with some exciting obstacle or twist in the arena. Fight your way to the top.
Reward: +500 zeni, +2 DP, +10 all stats, +1 Rp Credits
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VJ sighed as he reverted back to his normal form. That primp transformation really is too much, even for someone as pimp as himself. VJ paced around Dabura, pondering on what to do. His demonic friend was often too uptight, VJ only just realized how cool and pimpness he could really be.

It was time to test out he and Dabura's new fighting style. VJ picked up a cat and tossed it from hand to hand. Yes. He needed someone to fight. As soon as he thought this, a piece of paper smacked Dabura in the face and made him fall into the purple ocean. VJ laughed at him before picking up the small piece of paper and examining it:

New Weekly Tournament!

It is hosted in the middle of the town square, obviously local to this flier. There will be a makeshift Arena put up there. Five rounds, you will have to fight your way to the top while dodging hundreds of obstacles that could pop up at any time in the arena.

VJ read it over once more as Dabura pulled himself up out of the water. Squeezing his clothes dry, Dabura walked over to VJ,

"What's that you have there?" he asked,

"A flier for a tournament, it looks interesting and it starts in about thirty-minutes. We better go if we are going to," VJ suggested, Dabura nodded as they both took to the air.

VJ landed outside the arena and noticed how crudely made it was. Like it had just been pulled together in the last minute. VJ frowned, and then walked up to the Admissions desk. Which was just a log stump set on the ground. VJ laughed and then signed down his name. Followed by Dabura. VJ then stepped up, pushing past all the other weak Namekians until he was at the front viewing point. He could see the fights clearly from here.
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Dabura shuddered as he thought about the tournament. He would have to fight VJ. The demon really didn't want to fight VJ and get owned by pimpness. Even worse, his thoughts trailed back to VJ's 'spimp slap' which decapitated a cat with a power level nearly 10x greater than his own.

Dabura rethought back to that fight and started to think of ways he could counter the half-saiyans pimpness, but the problem was that VJ's pimpness was simply too powerful to be countered by any worldly means. He supposed his breakdancing might get in some good hits as well as stun the half-saiyan with his awesomeness, but didn't think it would last that long. As the seconds ticked by, the demon realised he was screwed unless he thought of something that would help him not get decapitated by a spimp slap.

"Oh come on, I need a plan. If I get spimp slapped I'll die!" Dabura looked around for a plan then quickly stole a rulebook from one of the many judges, who didn't notice. Silently cheering at his beast skills, the demon read through the book quickly, then using his advanced military skills, thought of ways to exploit the rules before finally coming to a conclusion.

He quickly ran back to the signing book, crossed out his name, and re-wrote it next to VJ while adding next to it in brackets 'team'. Feeling very pleased with himself, the demon snuck back to the pimp, who was still recovering from his transformation.

He then noticed the weak Namekians that were making VJ angry with their pitiful performance. "So that's why he's pissed off," thought Dabura getting rather annoyed himself.

"There are hardly any challenges here, eh VJ?" started Dabura only to feel the familiar ki signature of a cat. Seeing the growing look of maniacial killing on VJ's face, Dabura could only think one thing.

"Shit."
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VJ watched as the competitors were called up to the arena. They were two men, they both looked equally arrogant. They were slim, muscular and black. One deadly combination. As soon as the bell rung they ran forward, they obviously both shared an aggressive fighting style. They were also equally stupid as they both smashed each other in the face and spun round in unison until they fell off the arena. VJ was glad they were the only humans in the tournament, it seems that race was born retarded.

VJ heard his name called out, along with a name he hadn't ever heard of. VJ jumped from where he was sitting, into the relatively small arena. It was to the crowds amazement of course. His competitor, a Namek with a very light shade of green for his skin, walked casually to the ring. The Namekian wore a light blue gown that swept the ground where he walked. From the previous announcement, VJ knew his name was "Athan".

As soon as Athan stepped into the ring, the bell rang. Athan disappeared and appeared directly behind VJ where he made to kick out at him. The young Hybrid cartwheeled sideways and span around to face the teal figure. He jumped into the air and released his bended knees like a spring. His feet smashed into Athan's face, almost breaking it and sending him over the edge of the ring. VJ had him now, all he had to do was lift him and toss him over the edge,

"Don't worry VJ! I'll save you!" The Prince heard Dabura roar, Dabura leaped from where he was sitting and onto the ring. He mistimed his jump and smacked into VJ, sending them both sprawling to the ground. Athan quickly got up and as VJ was getting up he kicked him over. VJ clutched his face on the ground and the flipped to his feet, only to be pimp slapped in the face. VJ's eyes narrowed,

"HOW DARE YOU!"
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"Oh shit..." muttered Dabura as he saw VJ get out a CD player. Athan was rather confused at this gesture until Dabura tapped him on the shoulder.

"You may not know it, but you just pimp slapped him. I don't care if you were simply trying to palm-strike him, but when you pimp slap the lord of the pimps, you get fucked....metaphorically since you're asexual and all, but anyways, WHOA!" shouted Dabura jumping out of the way of a Kamehameha that Athan decided to duck under.

Both turned to look at VJ, who had placed the CD player down and had turned the song to 'Can't Touch This', by MC Hammer. "Oh crap..." muttered Dabura bending down and closing his eyes and covering his ears to avoid seeing the massacre that followed.

VJ started slowly pelvic-thrusting, and even the asexual audience started drooling. It wasn't too long before VJ transformed into his pimp form, wearing a full pimp-suit along with a Pimp Cane. Athan was still too engrossed in the pimpness of the half-saiyan before the half-saiyan jumped up with his hand back. "SPIMP SLAP!" shouted VJ decapitating the Namekian with a single blow.

The half-saiyan then continued to dance to the music as he danced around swinging the trademark lasso above his head as he continued to demonstrate why he was the lord of the pimps. By now, all the Namekians had fainted from bloodloss of very impure thoughts or were swooning over the half-saiyan like he was God's gift to women...which wasn't really far from the truth anyways.

"Is it over?" asked Dabura to no-one in particular as VJ continued to break the bones of the Namek while continually muttering. "Pimp slap me will you. I AM THE LORD OF THE PIMPS! I'll teach you to slap the pimpness!" as the judges finally recovered from VJ's pimpness enough to declare that VJ and Dabura had won.
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VJ spun at the end of the song and landed in the splits. He seemed perfectly calm with it, but then he reverted to his original form,he fell over, groaning and clutching his crotch,

"HE NEEDS SOME ICE!" Dabura screamed at absolutely no-one.

An assistant scurried forward with a large bag of ice,

"That is cubed ice! He needs circular! Circular!" The Demon yelled,

A second Assistant hurried forward with the bag of ice, the red fellow ripped it out of his hands. Inadvertently throwing the man over the tournaments low wall and being crushed against an outside building. Dabura shoved the bag of ice onto VJ's genitals, none to genitally as everyone could tell by VJ's scream, followed by a pimp slap to Dabura's face.

Dabura, dazed, dragged VJ off the ring and into the outer seats as they watched a couple more retarded competitors try and fight it out between each other. Soon VJ was laughing so hard that he forgot about the pain and started childishly throwing ice in peoples faces. VJ soon grew bored of the ice, he heard his stomach grumble, it wanted a happy meal, and so did everything else in VJ,

"Dabura?"

"Yes, o' Pimpness?"

"I want a happy meal..."

"Holy fuck!" Dabura said frantically as he began quickly shaking the people in the audience to see if they had any Happy Meals. One man he just forgot about when he found out he had a Happy Meal and dropped him from fifty metres in the air when he had forgotten to stop rising.

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VJ was having a tantrum down below and his turn was up once again. Against a strange purple Alien. VJ grabbed the Alien and shook him like a ragdoll, begging for a happy meal. When the Alien's bones were broken and he could not be shook anymore, he dropped him,

"My bad, he looks like a sack of jelly," VJ said as he backed away slowly, arms up.
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"Must find a happy meal before all hell breaks loose, must find a happy meal." The demon kept on repeating this as he continued to fly around the stands before realising something.

"What the hell am I saying? This is Namek, there are no happy meals here!" shouted Dabura in rage before he remembered that half-saiyans have sensitive, selective hearing. As soon as the words 'no happy meals' had left the demon's mouth, VJ got mad.

"Uh oh," said Dabura nervously as he slowly backed away from the arena watching as VJ began turning yellow. "I'm getting angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry." Immediately, the child's size quadrupled and his arm muscles became overly defined, as though he had been injected with steroids, his clothes ripped in places as he sprouted into an overly large form.

"WHERE...IS...MY...HAPPY MEAL, RAGGHH!!" shouted the now monster sized VJ, who looked like a fat gigantic french fry as he jumped around, commencing a massacre in the stands as he searched for his fabled happy meal.

"Great, its been ages since he got so pissed off he turned into the Incredible Bulk...of fat with all the french fries that make up his body. It's disgusting," thought Dabura still hiding behind the stands as he watched the Incredible Bulk trash the stands, looking for his happy meal.

"I have to have a piece of paper for a happy meal somewhere. Or I could simply wait until he kills the guy who's meant to be our opponent in the third round...or wait until he's scared shitless to go up against us."

The demon continued to wait, until he realised that even after Vj beat the third opponent, everyone would die unless he could find a happy meal. Then remembering the portal that lead to Earth, he quickly flew through it and saw that a certain cat who we all know as Korin had just bought a happy meal.

"Cat...must...destroy!" shouted Dabura running over and football kicked the cat into the air, sending him flying back to his lookout tower. Snatching his food from the sky, the demon turned around before flying back through the portal.

Finding the place in even worse condition when it was, the demon sighed before throwing the food at the Incredible Bulk, who instantly reverted to his happy childlike form, and began eating through his meal, ignoring the nervous judges babbling that as VJ had killed his third opponent, he was cleared with Dabura to go to the fourth round.
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VJ placidly approached the stands that was now littered with crippled bodies. Only four people were left alive in the arena: The three judges, and the fourth competitor, the rest were all dead, including who VJ may of been facing in the fifth round. VJ stepped into the ring with Big-D at his side, standing at an awkwardly large distance from him, obviously afraid he would have another one of his tantrums.

Their opponent was excitingly normal, but as the fight began, he changed completely. He changed into a mass of silver liquid, transforming. The liquid spilled out onto the concrete that was the floor of the arena. Small blobs began to jump from the pool of liquid and shape shift into cats. VJ's eyes grew deep with malevolent anger. Dabura felt the same too, having had enough of these cats. VJ grabbed one by the throat and continually smashed it into the concrete while its head was turned into a bloody pulp. VJ even realized he took it too far and dropped the white and red liquid that was all that was left of the cat.

The small Hybrid turned to the pool of liquid, delighted to see more and more ugly felines for him to beat up poring out. VJ held his hands up, mouth open, eyes open and cackled. All at once he fired a: Energy Dan, fire breath and an Eye Beam. The Beams struck the mass of small cats, incinerating all of them. The pool still remained, a much smaller pool, but still a pool.

It raised up into the air, forming a human-like shape. It was a human, covered in cat fur. VJ shuddered violently, sometimes he wondered how these cats made themselves this gay. Dabura screamed in a girly fashion and then sprung into a high Jump-kick. Kicking the incredibly ugly cat-thing in the face. VJ did the war cry of the Infidels and slammed his palm into the chest of the figure, blasting with Ki at the same time,

"HIYA!" VJ screamed as the Changeling was blown away, "I WIN!"
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"Great, but where's the fifth..." started Dabura before a white light shone in the middle of the arena before a small white person was standing into the middle of the arena. As soon as the light cleared, it was revealed to be...Korin?

You'd think this would be bad for the cat, as he was facing two opponents who lived to wipe cats to the brink of extinction as they both eagerly charged at the cat ready to eliminate yet another feline off the face of the planet. However, it was only when they got closer did Dabura recognise the cat.

"Hey, YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE THAT STOLE MY HAPPY MEAL!" shouted Korin before he began to undergo a similar transformation to VJ when he turned into the Incredible Bulk. Only this time, Korin dropped to all fours before disappearing behind a pillar of light. The pillar of light grew wider until it took up the size of the whole arena.

Throughout the blinding light, Dabura could hear the ground cracking, as though it were giving way to some large weight. He could also feel that there was a growing ki in front of him, but didn't dare open his eyes for fear of blinding himself. However, even Dabura's sense of smell could detect that the annoying smell of cat was getting stronger, and it only made him want to hurry up and simply blast the cat into pieces.

When the light cleared, the blinding effects of the pillar wore off to reveal...a 30m tall cat, over 1000 times larger than the tiny little cat they had just seen. But for some reason, this only served to make Dabura and VJ happier.

"Hey, know what I'm thinking V1?" asked Dabura to his younger counterpart.
"I don't know, what are you thinking, D2?" asked VJ.

"I'm thinking, that the only think I hate worse than a cat..." started D2 before both spoke in unison.

"Is an even bigger cat!" shouted both in unison powering up.
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VJ smirked at Dabura['s optimism. Even in a time of peril he could find something to joke about. Now, the weird thing about this cat was that is was incredibly thin when it was this high. This meant is was also incredibly unstable. VJ giggled in delight at the opportunity to cause some unprovoked destruction. He rushed forward, giggling all his merry way. He drew his Power Pole, which was in fact his untransformed Pimp Cane. He smashed the Power into the leg of the gigantic cat, who pushed it upwards and clutched it with his hands, yowling. VJ ran over to the other foot, now giggling like a mad chimp. He grabbed the furry foot with both hands and pulled. The foot swept towards him and the body fell the other way, crushing everything in its path.

VJ held the Pimp Cane horizontally and started to do some bum flexes that looked disgustingly like a cow doing its thing on another cow.

VJ continued to do this for another five minutes before the cat raised itself to think and raised one giant foot to stomp him. VJ let himself be controlled by his complete pimpityness and once again, became enveloped in his purple aura once more. As it cleared, Korin began to bring his foot down upon him.

VJ smirked and raised the razor sharp tip of his Pimp Cane,

"Giggidy, Giggidy!"

The Cat stepped on the razor sharp pint and screamed in horror as a trickle of blood rolled down his foot. He leaped high into the air, this cat did not land on his feet, but his head.

VJ watched the cat for a moment before resuming his pelvic-thrust exercise, while chanting,

"But you can keep your hat on, baby keep your hat on." As he slowly undressed to nothing but his hat...
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Dabura watched, laughing his ass off as the cat was hypnotised by VJ's sexiness, attempting to imitate the half-saiyan because the half-saiyan was so pimp. Unfortunately, the cat had no clothes, and resorted to ripping out its fur, too entranced to even feel pain.

After agonising minutes of watching the cat rip its own fur out, it was revealed it was male...with only a 1 inch dick. "HAHAHA!" laughed Dabura as he saw the appendage, through a magnifying glass. "Wow... it's so tiny, even at this size. I wonder what would happen if this was done?" wondered Dabura as he walked over, before kicking the cat in the balls...only to have no response.

"WTF? Is this cat even male?" thought Dabura as he unleashed a devastating combo of kicks and punchs at the cat's barely visible appendage, only to spark no response.

"OMG, I'm getting tired of this, die CAT!" shouted Dabura drawing his sword and castrated the cat. It was then that the cat felt something. "Hmm, who cut me with a...my BALLS!" shouted the cat in agony as he saw his barely visible appendage on the ground, as well as the blood coming out.

"You've got to be kidding me. I chopped off your nuts and you only felt the blood loss?" asked Dabura as the cat fainted from seeing his own castration.

"The winner is Dabura and VJ, you have won the tournament, here is your prize." VJ and Dabura stood eagerly as the judge bent down, and took out...a large bowl of soup?

"WHAT KIND OF SICK JOKE IS THIS? WE FOUGHT FOR OUR LIVES AND ALL WE GET IS SOUP?" shouted both indignantly.

"Now now boys, this is Guru's 'special' soup. It grants him wisdom and power." Dabura paled as soon as he heard that it was Guru's soup and slowly backed away.
"This soup will make me even more pimply? I doubt that, let's see!" said VJ drinking the whole bowl in one go.

"Oh shit..." muttered Dabura not forgetting what happened when humans drank Guru's soup. Immediately, VJ grimaced as breasts popped out of his chest and he felt pale as his nuts temporarily went back into his body.

"What's wrong with me?" asked VJ in a female voice as Dabura began running away before VJ noticed why he sounded weird.

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