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| Dang! That's One Tangy Fruit!; Personal RP (Joint RP) | |
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| Topic Started: Jan 19 2008, 05:59 AM (210 Views) | |
| Fasha | Jan 19 2008, 05:59 AM Post #1 |
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VJ eyed the destruction around him warily. It seemed that he and Dabura had gotten a little carried away in winning this tournament. VJ pursed his lips and put his hands on his hips. He desperately needed something to do, he was a small boy and small boys didn't waste time. Because time was money, or in VJ's case: Cat Deaths. VJ suddenly got a sickly sweet taste in his mouth, and a fluorescent aroma up his small nose. He rubbed his massive forehead, he must be smelling things. Except Dabura was sniffing the air too, VJ decided that he must be smelling something real. He led himself and Dabura on the trail of the fruity smell. They eventually had to take to the air, the endless ocean of this place was frustratingly, in their way to the source of the mysterious smell. They soon arrived at what appeared to be; a massive Pineapple, "Well that's strange, I have seen: crazy, massive midgets, fatass cats, and many other things. But I assure you, I have not seen a gigantic Pineapple house!" Dabura told VJ, "I saw it on T.V! TAKE THAT BIG-D!" VJ said, very immaturely. Dabura ignored VJ and walked closer to the giant Pineapple House. He cautiously took a massive bite of the over sized fruit. He insatntly spat it out, "Ewwww, vitamins!" Dabura said with distaste in his voice. VJ put on a puzzled face and poked the house with a firm index finger, "It must be gay, otherwise it wouldn't be so...so...pineapplely..." Dabura nodded his head in agreement, VJ pointed to the door. Silently asking Dabura if he should open it quietly or smash it down like a cat, you could never tell with VJ. Dabura nodded, not totally sure what he was agreeing to. VJ took a step back, and then ran into the door, using his over sized head to fly straight through it, leaving a massive hole that was the perfect shape of VJ's head and about the same width as Dabura. |
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| shen | Jan 19 2008, 06:48 AM Post #2 |
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The duo entered the house...then noticed on the other side of the room was a front door. Dabura looked at VJ, who looked at the door, who looked back at Dabura, who looked back at the door. Then VJ pimp slapped Dabura in the face. "I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THERE WAS A DAMN DOOR!" Dabura could only nodded, still clutching his face from the pimp slap when he saw a gigantic stoned snail smoking crack lying on the floor passed out. "What the heck?" said both in unison before watching as the snail slowly slithered forward a bit, before letting out a 'meow' before falling back into unconsciousness. "THAT THING SOUNDED LIKE A CAT, IT DIES!" shouted VJ kicking the snail and watching as it smashed through the pineapple, squirting pineapple juice everywhere, which got into VJ's eyes. "AHHH, MY EYES HAVE BEEN SOILED BY THE TANGINESS OF THIS STUPID FRUIT!" "Oi, no-one calls my house a stupid fruit!" Both VJ and Dabura turned to this person, and looked, well in Dabura's case anyways. "What the...you're a fricking sponge!" shouted Dabura as said sponge...with stubby stick-thin arms and legs glared at the red demon. "That's the problem with everyone, always calling me a sponge. I used to be cheerful all the day you know. But I had this really retarded name and this really annoying squid pissed me off, so I acted stupid just to spite the shit out of him with my really dumb...accomplice. Anyways, who the fuck are you? And speak fast before I blow out your brains with my shotgun." Dabura could only stare at the yellow sponge, wearing emo clothes and having a tattoo with 'Death' written in blood red on his forehead. VJ gained enough of his sight back to see who it was by now. "What the, aren't you Spongebob?" asked VJ before getting shot at point-blank range by the shotgun. "I HATE THAT RETARDED NOOB NAME! MY NAME IS NOW SPONGEBALLS! SPONGEBALLS BECAUSE I HAVE BALLS!" Dabura then realised what had happened and slowly exited the building before the sponge who was still smoking his pot pointed his shotgun at Dabura. "And where do you think you're going?" asked the sponge. "YOU RUINED MY PIMP CLOTHES!" shouted VJ as Dabura sighed. "Spongedick, you are so screwed." |
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| Fasha | Jan 19 2008, 09:50 PM Post #3 |
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"You're are going to pay for that...with your money or your life," VJ said angrily, "Haw Haw, that's da funniest thing I've heard since...shut up!" The retarded sponge said before firing his shotgun at VJ again. VJ was blown, back into the wall, his ass had been absorbed into the spongy pineapple wall, "I'm stuck!" VJ moaned, "Dabura! This is a load of crap!" He protested, "Get me outta here before I go Ali G on your anus hole!" Dabura hurried forward, grabbing one of VJ's arms and planting one of his feet against the wall, he began to pull. He groaned and groaned as the suction around VJ's small bum slowly loosened. VJ stared sideways, jut in time to see the wall about to absorb Dabura's foot. The wall closed around Dabura;s foot, his efforts were now focused on releasing his own foot. He planted his remaining foot on the wall and tried the same method, only to find it drew the same result. Dabura's face grew blank as he realized he had gotten both of his legs stuck in the wall. He thrust both of his hands in to pull out his legs, only to find that he got that stuck too, "Only one more thing to try," Dabura shoved his face into the wall, in a desperate attempt to release himself from this gooey nightmare. At Dabura's failure VJ was sparked with an idea, "Dabura, we must eat our way out!" Both Dabura and VJ looked with distaste at the wall of pineapple. Oh how they hated healthy food, it actually made them live longer. VJ shuddered at the thought. He scooped a tiny piece off the side of the wall with a gloved hand and slowly drew it up to his mouth. As soon as it had entered his mouth he started to shudder violently. My god! This will be difficult! |
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| Fasha | Jan 20 2008, 12:26 AM Post #4 |
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VJ managed to eat his way through the wall so his but was free. He was going to release Dabura but he seemed to be doing fine by himself. The sponge on the other hand was fuming, he literally had steam coming out of his ears. VJ slowly backed up, leaving Dabura with his behind vulnerable to a shotgun shell. Spongeballs lowered his shotgun at Dabura, in a split second VJ acted. Ripping off his jumpsuit, revealing his large genitals. The sponge didn't stand a chance. He was instantly smashed to the ground by the pure sexiness of it all, VJ could see foam seeping over the edges of his mouth. VJ shuddered, before turning around to look at the house properly. He could see little furniture, the only thing of interest was the wooden stairs that led up to Spongeball's bedroom (VJ guessed.) VJ grabbed Dabura's ass and wrenched him from the sticky goo. The Demon released a long breath, he had been holding his breath the entire time he had been in there. VJ felt a little guilty, this feeling was cut short as Dabura smiled with pleasure at VJ's nudity and the near-death sponge lying on the floor. They both rushed up the stairs easily, the came out into a large room. In the centre of the room stood a small wooden table. And on that table was a jug of some sort of pink fruit juice. VJ looked at the fruity beverage in disgust. He hated fruit, "I am sexy, beware!" The beverage, seemingly spoke, "Whaaaa? You sexier than I?" VJ scoffed, and then started to laugh insanely. But then a blinding light caught his attention, he looked up to see the Jug of Fruit shining in all its passion fruity glory. VJ was stunned at its pure pimpness. This cannot be happening to me! (FINISHED PART IN RP) |
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