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Topic Started: Sep 24 2007, 08:01 PM (6,277 Views)
typhoonchaos
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Me and Vegeta about Uub's carcass after I snap his neck
 
JGimbarti (7:56:44 Night Time): That's all fine, only thing that worries me is...
JGimbarti (7:56:51 Night Time): You want to hump a dead guy?
JGimbarti (7:57:13 Night Time): excuse me rape a dead guy
JGimbarti (7:57:17 Night Time): lol
TyphoonChaos (7:56:59 Night Time): It's all with the best intentions.


Me and Broli
 
AbsolutXIX (7:56:05 Night Time): I want to find MT and use Kaioken to power up totally and then punch him in the face and just break his nose then ill run obv.
TyphoonChaos (7:55:41 Night Time): Good luck have fun xD


FUCKING LOL
 
TheDireNightmare (6:23:45 Night Time): "Insolent fool.." the Dhampire speaks, dissolving into a dark mist as the orb explodes around him, phasing back once the blast has gone.
TyphoonChaos (6:23:16 Night Time): *snaps neck* Naw, dude. We're done.
TheDireNightmare (6:24:02 Night Time): "You think to challenge me, impudentm onkey?"
TheDireNightmare (6:24:17 Night Time): *neck un-snaps as your body is hurled back in the air, crashing into a far wall*
TheDireNightmare (6:24:22 Night Time): I am Immortal, you brute.
TheDireNightmare (6:24:24 Night Time): Try beating that!
TyphoonChaos (6:24:08 Night Time): KAIOKEN TIMES EIGHT!
TheDireNightmare (6:25:08 Night Time): >.>
TheDireNightmare (6:25:12 Night Time): DARK METAMORPHOSIS!!!
TyphoonChaos (6:24:30 Night Time): *Zanzoken Speed teleports his fist into spine*
TheDireNightmare (6:25:35 Night Time): *hand grabs your fist and counters with his own*
TyphoonChaos (6:25:20 Night Time): *Uses telekenisis to severe spine*
TheDireNightmare (6:28:32 Night Time): *uses Telekinesis to sever link before spine is touched*
TheDireNightmare (6:28:36 Night Time): You may be strong, monkey.
TheDireNightmare (6:28:44 Night Time): But I match, if not surpass, your own power.
TheDireNightmare (6:28:49 Night Time): (enter quotation marks xD)
TyphoonChaos (6:28:21 Night Time): *uses telekenisis to destroy the fabric of reality*
TyphoonChaos (6:28:26 Night Time): *Inn Explodes*
TheDireNightmare (6:32:27 Night Time): Maximillion sighs, running a hand through his long, raven black hair. "Why did you have to go and do that?" he says, sighing. "You are ever the brute, you know that?"
TheDireNightmare (6:32:36 Night Time): He gives you a peculiar gaze.
TyphoonChaos (6:32:23 Night Time): *Kills Maximillion*
TheDireNightmare (6:34:22 Night Time): Maximillion appears behind Turles, slicing him across his midsection.
TheDireNightmare (6:34:37 Night Time): "Well, isn't it handy that I, like every other Marysue, have a multitude of powers to prevent myself from dying?"
TheDireNightmare (6:34:39 Night Time): (xD)
TyphoonChaos (6:34:16 Night Time): Amazingly enough, Turles is invulnerable, and uses his giant jew nose to choke Maximillion, wrapping it around his throat.
TheDireNightmare (6:36:01 Night Time): *Maximillion uses his giant African dick to choke Turles, wrapped around his neck*
TheDireNightmare (6:36:06 Night Time): Wow... what a sight to envision
TheDireNightmare (6:36:08 Night Time): >.>
TyphoonChaos (6:36:12 Night Time): *Turles laughs as he pulls of the fake penis, pointing out the fact that Maximillian has such a small penis that is actually retracts into his body, much like a vagina*
TyphoonChaos (6:36:53 Night Time): *off
TheDireNightmare (6:40:23 Night Time): *Maximillion sploodges all over Turles as he tugs on his VERY real penis, then pockets it once more, using the lubrication to squirm free of Turles' Jew Nose*
TyphoonChaos (6:40:28 Night Time): I'm gonna stop, because this is very very gay.
TyphoonChaos (6:40:35 Night Time): And I'm a heterosexual.


FUCKING LOL Part 2
 
AbsolutXIX (6:47:46 Night Time): hey
TyphoonChaos (7:00:43 Night Time): yo
TyphoonChaos (7:00:50 Night Time): Tot just tried to rape me.
TyphoonChaos (7:00:56 Night Time): With a gay African man.
TyphoonChaos (7:01:02 Night Time): It's a long story
AbsolutXIX (7:02:04 Night Time): I believe it.
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Me and Broli
 
TyphoonChaos (8:18:01 Night Time): And I'll laugh in his face when he breaks his ankle kicking my stomach.
AbsolutXIX (8:19:23 Night Time): I have a plan which will allow him to kill you.
TyphoonChaos (8:18:48 Night Time): I nuke the Inn.
TyphoonChaos (8:18:53 Night Time): Again.
AbsolutXIX (8:19:52 Night Time): Dude my plan is perfect, he will 100% kill you if he follows it.
TyphoonChaos (8:19:29 Night Time): Tell me, it has to have some sort of witchcraft involved.
AbsolutXIX (8:21:50 Night Time): First he goes and has sex with Nail. Its a well known fact that he not only likes sex with boys but also has aids. Then he challenges you, and you in your rage brutally rape him and contract aids yourself. Then, after only a short time, you die.
TyphoonChaos (8:22:16 Night Time): Silly rabbit. I'm a Saiyan. Being part monkey, we're immune to aids.


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Waiting in line for three hours. I'll be back tomorrow. With HALO 3. But I'll be far too busy playing it to actually converse with any of you. So I guess I'll see you in a few days/weeks.
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First he goes and has sex with Nail.


Douche.
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Nail and I talking about over posting in the Saga:


JGimbarti [5:45 PM]: You fools need to stop writing in the saga already
Nirvana4747 [5:45 PM]: why
Nirvana4747 [5:45 PM]: lol
JGimbarti [5:45 PM]: it is getting out of hand...
Nirvana4747 [5:46 PM]: i was about to post
JGimbarti [5:46 PM]: and it now has nothing to do with the storyline
Nirvana4747 [5:46 PM]: with my dude
Nirvana4747 [5:46 PM]: being like
Nirvana4747 [5:46 PM]: "whatever."
Nirvana4747 [5:46 PM]: lol
Nirvana4747 [5:46 PM]: it doesn't matter how much relevence it has to the storyline
Nirvana4747 [5:46 PM]: imagina if we all showed up here
Nirvana4747 [5:46 PM]: and we were all told
Nirvana4747 [5:46 PM]: by a bunch of different old dudes
Nirvana4747 [5:46 PM]: that the frozen flame was here and that it owned
Nirvana4747 [5:46 PM]: because unless you add this small shit
Nirvana4747 [5:47 PM]: that's exactly what happens
JGimbarti [5:47 PM]: I actually know nothing of the item....
JGimbarti [5:47 PM]: I'm there to fight NPC's
Nirvana4747 [5:47 PM]: I'm there to Rape Bumhole
Nirvana4747 [5:47 PM]: what happens if we die?
JGimbarti [5:47 PM]: And spread aids
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I love how 90% of these involve you guys talking about sex,...with each other ?
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I was thinking the same... Let me see if I have any left...

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DutchTrunks (18:41:45): Well, you're the black guy...

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DrgnBull (7:12:41 PM): so how's life over there in Europe ?
DutchTrunks (7:13:00 PM): Eh, same as always.
DrgnBull (7:13:11 PM): which is...
DutchTrunks (7:13:19 PM): Iunno. I don't get out much.
DrgnBull (7:13:32 PM): >_<
DutchTrunks (7:13:37 PM): lol
DrgnBull (7:14:49 PM): what do you do for fun?
DutchTrunks (7:15:05 PM): I've got a PS2... :x
DrgnBull (7:15:37 PM): you live a vey dull existence, don't you?
DutchTrunks (7:15:42 PM): Naaah.
DutchTrunks (7:16:06 PM): The local escort service is on speeddial so I'm never bored.


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DrgnBull (9:06:54 PM): i hate Sephiroth. To may god damned fangirls.
DutchTrunks (9:07:33 PM): lol
DutchTrunks (9:07:37 PM): I'd turn gay for Seph.
DrgnBull (9:07:54 PM): that's why I hate him.
DrgnBull (9:08:00 PM): why can't guys turn gay for me?
DutchTrunks (9:08:06 PM): Is your hair silver?
DrgnBull (9:08:15 PM): no...
DrgnBull (9:08:26 PM): but it could be
DutchTrunks (9:08:28 PM): Do you own a 4 foot long sword?
DrgnBull (9:09:05 PM): no...but I could make one
DutchTrunks (9:09:17 PM): Would you cut off your mother's head just to take it with you?
DrgnBull (9:10:17 PM): I get the point!
DrgnBull (9:10:28 PM): but at least  don't have an Oedipal Complex
DutchTrunks (9:10:35 PM): Is your father a demon?
DrgnBull (9:11:27 PM): he might be..I've never seen him in church
DutchTrunks (9:11:30 PM): lol
DutchTrunks (9:12:01 PM): Well until you do all that and have the ability to grow a wing out of your back, I will not turn gay for you.
DrgnBull (9:12:38 PM): grrrrr...Someday Sephiroth. You'll see. You'll all see!!!!!!


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gogeta1vsgotenks (9:44:35 PM): i dont get these some girls really hot and they dont want to date guys at all
DutchTrunks (9:45:40 PM): lol
DutchTrunks (9:45:48 PM): Those are called ''lesbians'', Adam.


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gogeta1vsgotenks (9:51:10 PM): so whats new in dutchland
DutchTrunks (9:51:30 PM): A few orgies.
DutchTrunks (9:51:32 PM): I might go.

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KuNnILiNg0 (3:42:03 PM): i quit watchin when i started sleeping through saturday mornings
lifeisfunny2me (3:40:29 PM): lol.  wasnt it awesome the day you woke up and realized u just didnt have to get up at 7 am?
KuNnILiNg0 (3:42:37 PM): hell yea
lifeisfunny2me (3:41:14 PM): i cant believe there was a time it was NORMAL to wake up before noon without the help of two cigarettes and a cappucino
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lifeisfunny2me (3:11:34 PM): ya know..  they make a lot of anti-hero shows,  but i have yet to see the show where an evil villian is the main char and its not a comedy where they still always lose. 
lifeisfunny2me (3:12:09 PM): on todays episode of Doctor Ebross,  he takes over canada...  and turns its inhabitants into chickens..  and sells them, unknowingly, to the americans...  and thus did the americans eat all the canadians
KuNnILiNg0 (3:14:20 PM): that would be tight
KuNnILiNg0 (3:14:39 PM): the animation would be done by fuckin johnny vasquez an that would piss me off
lifeisfunny2me (3:12:50 PM): lol
KuNnILiNg0 (3:14:47 PM): so i prolly wouldn't watch it
lifeisfunny2me (3:13:01 PM): i dunno who he is
KuNnILiNg0 (3:15:07 PM): invader zim and johnny the homicidal maniac
lifeisfunny2me (3:13:25 PM): never watched them
lifeisfunny2me (3:13:26 PM): well
lifeisfunny2me (3:13:30 PM): i saw ZIm for a bit
lifeisfunny2me (3:13:32 PM): but no
lifeisfunny2me (3:13:44 PM): i'd insource a bunch of asians for that show
KuNnILiNg0 (3:15:48 PM): o
KuNnILiNg0 (3:15:52 PM): well then hell yea
lifeisfunny2me (3:14:30 PM): not even animation expert asians...  id just kidnap a couple of 6 years olds off the streets and tell them to draw, or id sell them to the catholic church
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"JACKAL!"
"SCATTER!"
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"Who wants to take bets on how long Broli will last as staff?

500 zeni on a month at most. "

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Kasume Ishaigoro (8:32:25 PM): RAWR!!!!!
DutchTrunks (8:33:42 PM): *Falls off chair*
DutchTrunks (8:33:54 PM): *Carefully peeks over edge of desk*
DutchTrunks (8:33:56 PM): Mommy?
Kasume Ishaigoro (8:34:39 PM): hmm that does work
DutchTrunks (8:35:06 PM): Do I want to know why you did that?
Kasume Ishaigoro (8:35:29 PM): no you don't
Kasume Ishaigoro (8:35:57 PM): wonder if it would work on someone like Alex or Kenny's friend Damon
DutchTrunks (8:36:11 PM): Knowing Alex he'd see that as a mating call...
Kasume Ishaigoro (8:38:40 PM): major eww


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TyphoonChaos (9:46:35 PM): Yeah. I'm an updater now. Alex said Azazel665 (2:47:58 Night Time): okay tlak to MT for the password and your training
DutchTrunks (9:46:49 PM): **** ** ** *** * ** **
TyphoonChaos (9:46:59 PM): holy shit
TyphoonChaos (9:47:04 PM): well
DutchTrunks (9:47:04 PM): You should see mine.
TyphoonChaos (9:47:11 PM): it's better tna a pet's name.
TyphoonChaos (9:47:17 PM): *than
DutchTrunks (9:47:25 PM): My password used to be DearPenthouse.


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TyphoonChaos (1:23:35 AM): penis
DutchTrunks (1:23:52 AM): Vagina, pleased to meet you.
TyphoonChaos (1:24:32 AM): Could I step inside, please?
DutchTrunks (1:25:00 AM): Sure, come on in, good sir.
TyphoonChaos (1:25:55 AM): JESUS CHRIST, YOU NEED TO CLEAN HERE. IT'S SO WET AND THERE'S GIANT CLUMPS OF WHITE GELATINUS GOO EVERYWHERE!


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TyphoonChaos (8:55:22 PM): fucking hell bitch damn bastard ass shit *logs back in*
DutchTrunks (8:55:34 PM): O.o
TyphoonChaos (8:55:41 PM): lol
DutchTrunks (8:55:53 PM): You forgot ''penis''.
TyphoonChaos (8:56:05 PM): ah yes, penis.
DutchTrunks (8:56:10 PM): You like penis, turles?
TyphoonChaos (8:56:19 PM): I like mine, yes
DutchTrunks (8:56:21 PM): Ah.
TyphoonChaos (8:56:39 PM): His name is Sir Jeremy Wang.
DutchTrunks (8:57:12 PM): It's fun in a restuarant to just stand up and shout ''The size of my penis has nothing to do with this, you cheating whore!!!''
DutchTrunks (8:58:10 PM): And then when the waiter comes to tell you that language is inappropriate you go ''Well, it's not like I said dick, cock or schlong or anything, dickhead!''
DutchTrunks (8:58:34 PM): I did that just yesterday.
TyphoonChaos (8:58:41 PM): xD


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TyphoonChaos (8:59:10 PM): WOODEN SHOES
TyphoonChaos (8:59:14 PM): I had to
TyphoonChaos (8:59:16 PM): lol
DutchTrunks (8:59:15 PM): xD
TyphoonChaos (8:59:21 PM): You were wide open.
DutchTrunks (8:59:52 PM): Well, Adam always brings them up but what I never mention is the fact they're very nice skull-crackers.
DutchTrunks (9:00:28 PM): So he's gonna find that out when he comes to visit
DutchTrunks (9:00:52 PM): He'll think he's funny and go ''So where are your wooden shoes, dud?'' and I'll smack him in the face with one.
DutchTrunks (9:01:19 PM): And we'll all laugh about it afterwards. You know, after the corrective nose surgery.



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JGimbarti (9:35:16 PM): Well, do you cut your wrists? or take pictures of yourself with your hair in your eyes? 
DutchTrunks (9:35:23 PM): Uh... No...
JGimbarti (9:35:34 PM): Then your not emo 
DutchTrunks (9:35:34 PM): lol 
DutchTrunks (9:35:51 PM): Any scars I have on my arms are from my cat.
DutchTrunks (9:35:54 PM): Violent little fucker.
JGimbarti (9:36:04 PM): LMAO 


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JGimbarti (10:16:41 PM): Well, to be honest it doesn't matter what other people think, as long as you're happy... 
DutchTrunks (10:17:13 PM): I'm as happy as a pig in shit.
DutchTrunks (10:17:30 PM): Though I'm not actually in shit.
DutchTrunks (10:17:32 PM): Or a pig.
JGimbarti (10:17:44 PM): well I don't know much about pig shit, but I'm assuming that means happy... 



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[17:06] TXGuyNcali21: i need to do hard knock life...
[17:06] TXGuyNcali21: with out killing the kidnapped children
[17:06] TXGuyNcali21: i think it might be unoriginal if i just blow up east city
[17:08] Vegeta: lol
[17:08] Vegeta: We should rename the alliance "The Myrmidons"
[17:09] TXGuyNcali21: with brad pitt as our capt?
[17:09] Vegeta: Achilles wasn't the only Captain of them...
[17:09] Vegeta: But that is a sick movie
[17:09] TXGuyNcali21: well that girly looking guy died
[17:09] TXGuyNcali21: it is a sick movie
[17:10] TXGuyNcali21: patricleus
[17:10] TXGuyNcali21: or whatever
[17:10] Vegeta: His cousin, nah he wasn't even in the force....
[17:10] Vegeta: They were lead by other Hero's
[17:10] TXGuyNcali21: he guarded the boat
[17:11] Vegeta: Cause he fought like a pussy
[17:11] TXGuyNcali21: and got pwned by eric bana
[17:11] Vegeta: Yeah well Paris owned Achilles....
[17:11] Vegeta: Gay ass ending lol
[17:11] TXGuyNcali21: another pussy
[17:11] TXGuyNcali21: he couldnt kill a fat old man, but he can sure shoot achilles from a far away from behind without warning
[17:11] TXGuyNcali21: big hero
[17:12] TXGuyNcali21: patricleus would have owned paris
[17:13] Vegeta: Hell yeah, that would have been a sick fight to, Battle of the Bitches
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DrgnBull (7:12:41 PM): so how's life over there in Europe ?
DutchTrunks (7:13:00 PM): Eh, same as always.
DrgnBull (7:13:11 PM): which is...
DutchTrunks (7:13:19 PM): Iunno. I don't get out much.
DrgnBull (7:13:32 PM): >_<
DutchTrunks (7:13:37 PM): lol
DrgnBull (7:14:49 PM): what do you do for fun?
DutchTrunks (7:15:05 PM): I've got a PS2... :x
DrgnBull (7:15:37 PM): you live a vey dull existence, don't you?
DutchTrunks (7:15:42 PM): Naaah.
DutchTrunks (7:16:06 PM): The local escort service is on speeddial so I'm never bored.


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DrgnBull (9:06:54 PM): i hate Sephiroth. To may god damned fangirls.
DutchTrunks (9:07:33 PM): lol
DutchTrunks (9:07:37 PM): I'd turn gay for Seph.
DrgnBull (9:07:54 PM): that's why I hate him.
DrgnBull (9:08:00 PM): why can't guys turn gay for me?
DutchTrunks (9:08:06 PM): Is your hair silver?
DrgnBull (9:08:15 PM): no...
DrgnBull (9:08:26 PM): but it could be
DutchTrunks (9:08 :28 PM): Do you own a 4 foot long sword?
DrgnBull (9:09:05 PM): no...but I could make one
DutchTrunks (9:09:17 PM): Would you cut off your mother's head just to take it with you?
DrgnBull (9:10:17 PM): I get the point!
DrgnBull (9:10:28 PM): but at least  don't have an Oedipal Complex
DutchTrunks (9:10:35 PM): Is your father a demon?
DrgnBull (9:11:27 PM): he might be..I've never seen him in church
DutchTrunks (9:11:30 PM): lol
DutchTrunks (9:12:01 PM): Well until you do all that and have the ability to grow a wing out of your back, I will not turn gay for you.
DrgnBull (9:12:38 PM): grrrrr...Someday Sephiroth. You'll see. You'll all see!!!!!!


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gogeta1vsgotenks (9:44:35 PM): i dont get these some girls really hot and they dont want to date guys at all
DutchTrunks (9:45:40 PM): lol
DutchTrunks (9:45:48 PM): Those are called ''lesbians'', Adam.


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gogeta1vsgotenks (9:51:10 PM): so whats new in dutchland
DutchTrunks (9:51:30 PM): A few orgies.
DutchTrunks (9:51:32 PM): I might go.

We had plenty of funny conversations yet you use a fake one. :o

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DutchTrunks (11:44:35 AM):I'm not gothic so stop callling me one.
Gogeta1vsGotenks (11:49:04 AM):Well what type of rock do you listen to mostly?
DutchTrunks (11:49:45 AM):Gothic.
Gogeta1vsGotenks (11:50:40 AM):You're in goth denial.


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nirvana4747:guess what
Gogeta1vsGotenks:You got laid by paris hilton but she had aids so your attracted them and now you plan on spreading your aids to everyone else so you can take as many people down with you when you die?
nirvana4747:Why's everyone thing I have AIDS...
nirvana4747:anyway
nirvana4747:no
nirvana4747Chickenbutt
Gogeta1vsGotenks:LOL
nirvana4747:aww goddammit
Gogeta1vsGotenks:what
nirvana4747more AIDS quotes on the quote board about me
totally unncessesary.
Gogeta1vsGotenks:cause you=aids
nirvana4747I am not an AIDS!!
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"Vegeta" (17:12:12): hey, *** wanted you to ***
DutchTrunks (17:12:50): And I want him to be hurled form the Empire State Building by a pornstar in spandex. Some things are just not gonna happen.
"Vegeta" (17:13:14): Why a pornstar?
DutchTrunks (17:13:28): Iunno, I just always say the first thing that comes to mind
"Vegeta" (17:14:20): Seriously? A crazy porn star throwing someone from the Empire State Building was the first thing that came to your mind?
DutchTrunks (17:14:30): Pretty fucked up, huh?
"Vegeta" (17:14:43): Pretty fucking awesome

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DrgnBull [5:35 PM]: if we did nuke someone we'd destroy the earth
JGimbarti [5:35 PM]: Oh not with one Nuke.....
JGimbarti [5:35 PM]: We could use a smaller one.....
DrgnBull [5:36 PM]: the thing is every soldiers in charge of them is under orders to fire the moment someone else fires
DrgnBull [5:37 PM]: and after thrity or so exchanges, nuclear winter
JGimbarti [5:37 PM]: So we launch at a country with no nuclear weapons
JGimbarti [5:37 PM]: New Zealand....
JGimbarti [5:37 PM]: Or.... Brazil....
JGimbarti [5:37 PM]: How about Poland?
DrgnBull [5:37 PM]: protected by nation's with them
DrgnBull [5:37 PM]: wait why Brazil?
JGimbarti [5:38 PM]: No one like the Polish
JGimbarti [5:38 PM]: New Zealand isn't protected by anyone. Brazil was just a name I pulled out of a hat....
JGimbarti [5:38 PM]: Oh, I got it!
DrgnBull [5:38 PM]: what?
JGimbarti [5:39 PM]: Errr..... Wait....I lost it....
JGimbarti [5:39 PM]: Iceland!
JGimbarti [5:39 PM]: They don't even have a military
DrgnBull [5:40 PM]: but it's such a great tourist spot...
JGimbarti [5:40 PM]: It's a huge rock....
JGimbarti [5:40 PM]: Fine.....
JGimbarti [5:40 PM]: New Target.....
JGimbarti [5:40 PM]: Denmark?
DrgnBull [5:40 PM]: South Africa?
JGimbarti [5:41 PM]: They are already suffering with aids....
JGimbarti [5:42 PM]: How about Saudi Arabia, could you imagine what they would do if he nuked the city of Mecca?
JGimbarti [5:42 PM]: they'd fucking kill themselves they'd be so pissed off....
DrgnBull [5:42 PM]: yes, along with half our country
JGimbarti [5:43 PM]: They'd all detonate themselves at the same time
JGimbarti [5:43 PM]: Half isn't bad....Which stat do you like in?
DrgnBull [5:43 PM]: NY
JGimbarti [5:44 PM]: North and South... The South could die.... Old redneck cousin fuckers anyway...
JGimbarti [5:44 PM]: It's perfect....
JGimbarti [5:45 PM]: Do you have the number for the white house?
DrgnBull [5:45 PM]: no
DrgnBull [5:45 PM]: why would I?
JGimbarti [5:45 PM]: Or, better yet Strategic Missile Command....
JGimbarti [5:46 PM]: I'm going to give them the order to fire.....
JGimbarti [5:46 PM]: What should be my call sign?
JGimbarti [5:46 PM]: Smokey Bear or Barbie?
DrgnBull [5:46 PM]: Barbie
JGimbarti [5:46 PM]: That was my choice too
DrgnBull [5:46 PM]: it's the kind of shit to stupi to not be true
JGimbarti [5:47 PM]: Yea.... Hmmmm.... I wonder what the operator would say if I asked her for that number.
DrgnBull [5:47 PM]: who the fuck is this?
JGimbarti [5:47 PM]: "What City please?"
JGimbarti [5:47 PM]: Washington DC
JGimbarti [5:47 PM]: Listing?
JGimbarti [5:48 PM]: White House
JGimbarti [5:48 PM]: Click
JGimbarti [5:48 PM]: LOL
DrgnBull [5:48 PM]: I like the way your brain works
JGimbarti [5:48 PM]: Then I'd call back and be like, this is a national emergency!!!
JGimbarti [5:48 PM]: I need to launch a nuke at Mecca....
JGimbarti [5:48 PM]: Conect me please....
DrgnBull [5:49 PM]: rofl
JGimbarti [5:49 PM]: Then I'd get them on the phone and they'd be like, what is your call sign?
JGimbarti [5:49 PM]: Barbie
JGimbarti [5:49 PM]: Click
JGimbarti [5:49 PM]: .......
DrgnBull [5:49 PM]: LOL
JGimbarti [5:50 PM]: Then, they'd trace the call and maybe launch a nuke....
JGimbarti [5:50 PM]: but, before I called I'd set my area code to match someone in Mecca
JGimbarti [5:51 PM]: Barbie is victorious
DrgnBull [5:51 PM]: are you high?
JGimbarti [5:51 PM]: I don't do drugs....
JGimbarti [5:51 PM]: I'm just super bored.....
JGimbarti [5:51 PM]: And I don't like Mecca....
DrgnBull [5:51 PM]: and boredom leads to craziness
JGimbarti [5:51 PM]: LOL
JGimbarti [5:51 PM]: I guess....
JGimbarti [5:52 PM]: What is an area code for mecca?
JGimbarti [5:52 PM]: wait
JGimbarti [5:52 PM]: Do they have phones?
DrgnBull [5:52 PM]: I don't know.
DrgnBull [5:53 PM]: yeppers but not everyone
JGimbarti [5:53 PM]: Cuz if they don't my plan is fucked
DrgnBull [5:53 PM]: you could call from a cell
DrgnBull [5:53 PM]: from over there while on the Border to some other place
DrgnBull [5:53 PM]: or underground
JGimbarti [5:53 PM]: And just say I'm in Mecca
DrgnBull [5:53 PM]: I guess
JGimbarti [5:54 PM]: I could get into Iraq.... That might be a bad idea though....
JGimbarti [5:54 PM]: Some terrorist might decide to try and make me one of his virgins....
DrgnBull [5:55 PM]: are you a virgin?
JGimbarti [5:55 PM]: No, but he won't know that....
JGimbarti [5:55 PM]: If that happens I need you to call the White house and tell them to launch another nuke at Iraq....
JGimbarti [5:56 PM]: because I prank called you and you're pissed, so you want them to take action and nuke Iraq... Can you sound like GWB
DrgnBull [5:57 PM]: I sound like his dad...
JGimbarti [5:57 PM]: Close enough....
JGimbarti [5:57 PM]: Okay, so you call them and say that you want to nuke the kid who prank called your house.....
JGimbarti [5:57 PM]: And your call sign can be.... Prostitute
JGimbarti [5:58 PM]: Or, Tranie....
DrgnBull [5:58 PM]: are you gonna posts this on Alex's?
JGimbarti [5:58 PM]: No why?
JGimbarti [5:58 PM]: I guess I could....
DrgnBull [5:58 PM]: this is the funniest random shit ever
DrgnBull [5:58 PM]: post it
DrgnBull [5:59 PM]: it'll prove you're still active
DrgnBull [5:59 PM]: and totally out of your mind
JGimbarti [5:59 PM]: Good point....
JGimbarti [5:59 PM]: Hold on
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Let's just nuke Germany. They aren't allowed to experiment with weapons of mass destruction and cannot have an army.
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