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| Fasha | Oct 31 2007, 02:24 PM Post #51 |
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It could of been...uh...uh...uh...POCKET! |
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| Android 17 | Oct 31 2007, 02:54 PM Post #52 |
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Man, Made Wonder
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"Piccolo (Adam)" (19:53:37): u should listen to my cock smacking your imaginary sisters face |
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| elwajirocolombo | Oct 31 2007, 03:47 PM Post #53 |
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Daizu: now i dont even know what is a totteppo is Diive: one of bardock's saiyans Daizu: i meant the wierd one we have in the rpg Diive: : a tard |
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| Android 16 | Nov 2 2007, 05:41 AM Post #54 |
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lifeisfunny2me (3:13:44 AM): I KNEW BETTER!!!! lifeisfunny2me (3:13:49 AM): but i couldnt help myself Sai Penin (3:14:17 AM): ? Sai Penin (3:14:23 AM): / lifeisfunny2me (3:14:13 AM): i liked ONE issue of superman.... so i went and downloaded another issue to a different series... and it fails miserably. Sai Penin (3:14:53 AM): It's got supermans name on it Sai Penin (3:14:57 AM): it's gonna fail. lifeisfunny2me (3:14:42 AM): it starts out... 'back in college the kryptonian superman dated the atlantean mermaid Lori' lifeisfunny2me (3:14:56 AM): i mean.... WTF IS THAT! lifeisfunny2me (3:15:55 AM): like.. the ONLY way that makes any sense if its followed by 'Untold Superman story, A Fanboys Wet Dream on crack and @#%$' lifeisfunny2me (3:16:28 AM): next superman comic i see i expect to see... lifeisfunny2me (3:16:41 AM): "Supermans Secret War... His untold battle with.... lifeisfunny2me (3:16:44 AM): Jenkem' lifeisfunny2me (3:18:12 AM): The year was 1992 and superman had just destroyed the sewer monster... Again... In a last ditch attack,however, the beast threw itself around superman and he inhaled a giant whiff of human waste... And since then.... nothing has ever been the same. lifeisfunny2me (3:18:58 AM): He lost his job at the daily planet, broke up with his girlfriend lisa, and sold all of his belongings so he could buy jars... for his jenkem. lifeisfunny2me (3:21:51 AM): One day in the watchtower the Green lantern walked by and smelled poo... So he went into the special secret room and saw superman... inhaling doodey.... "WTF!" he started to say, because he talks in internet lingo. before he finished, however, superman broke his neck and screamed out, "BITCHES DONT KNOW @#%$ BOUT MY JENKEM!" |
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| Semiazas | Nov 2 2007, 05:14 PM Post #55 |
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[16:00] TXGuyNcali21: did you see the new alliance page? [16:00] Goten: with the music and stuff? [16:01] TXGuyNcali21: yepp [16:01] Goten: yeah that was awesume [16:01] TXGuyNcali21: evolution theme music lol [16:01] Goten: lol [16:01] Goten: good choises [16:02] Goten: they should have a song that goes "Were gonna fucking kill your ass!" that would be a good theme lol [16:02] TXGuyNcali21: lol [16:02] TXGuyNcali21: vegeta is too much of an emo music man to appreciate them [16:02] Goten: vegetas an emo? wtf [16:04] TXGuyNcali21: he's not an emo, but listens to emu music [16:04] TXGuyNcali21: errr emo music [16:04] Goten: lol emu music [16:04] TXGuyNcali21: i honestly have no idea what an emu listens to for fun [16:04] Goten: probally the chicken song [16:05] TXGuyNcali21: maybe [16:05] TXGuyNcali21: i think they listen to megadeath [16:06] TXGuyNcali21: emus are pretty intense animals [16:07] Goten: lol their all banging their long necks to hardcore metal and shit. [16:07] TXGuyNcali21: i could see that [16:07] TXGuyNcali21: they look like raptors from jurassic park. and move the same too [16:08] Goten: the next dominant predator. everyone take cover! The Emus are coming!! [16:08] TXGuyNcali21: ... [16:08] TXGuyNcali21: shut it [16:08] TXGuyNcali21: theyre scary [16:08] Goten: lol even the wittle tiny ones [16:09] TXGuyNcali21: they grow up scary [16:10] Goten: hmmm, so if you were faced with an emu and you had a baseball bat in your hands what would you do [16:11] TXGuyNcali21: ...throw the bat at it and run [16:11] TXGuyNcali21: ive had an emo in my face before [16:11] TXGuyNcali21: damnit [16:11] TXGuyNcali21: emu [16:11] TXGuyNcali21: at the KC zoo. parts of the zoo the animals walk amonst the people [16:12] Goten: so have i. the strange thing about it was that the first thing i noticed was that it breath smelled of curry..... [16:13] TXGuyNcali21: probably just finished eating an indian dude [16:13] Goten: Emus eat indians?! Haha!! My solution to the imigration problem! Place emus at the boarder patrols!! lol |
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| Android 17 | Nov 2 2007, 08:51 PM Post #56 |
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Man, Made Wonder
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| Android 17 | Nov 2 2007, 09:12 PM Post #57 |
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Man, Made Wonder
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This deserves its own post.
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| Android 17 | Nov 4 2007, 12:12 PM Post #58 |
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Man, Made Wonder
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I'm having a blast.
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| nirvana | Nov 5 2007, 03:06 PM Post #59 |
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'Cept I really do have like a billion hoes with gattling guns. |
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| typhoonchaos | Nov 7 2007, 07:58 AM Post #60 |
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*Throws bloody towels out window* Wait, shit, those were yours? |
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| OldTot | Nov 10 2007, 06:52 PM Post #61 |
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Uh-huh..
Folks say I'm an asshole, that I am "just a couple days back and starting drama".... well, believe me. If you were made to prove your loyalty three times over, then sent out with false information just to be shot down by the person who insisted you prove yourself, you'd be pretty pissed too. But I guess I should be used to it by now? |
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| Android 17 | Nov 10 2007, 06:54 PM Post #62 |
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I thought I was the emo? |
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| Oldvegeta2 | Nov 10 2007, 06:56 PM Post #63 |
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So, then will you please re-ban yourself? Please? |
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| OldTot | Nov 10 2007, 07:27 PM Post #64 |
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"If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all." I guess that'd render you mute though, huh? |
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| ravisi | Nov 10 2007, 07:29 PM Post #65 |
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That wasn't a nice thing to say tot... :lol: |
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| OldTot | Nov 10 2007, 07:35 PM Post #66 |
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Neither is half the shit he or Gohuub have done or said ever since I insisted that *I* be one of the leaders of the alliance *I* founded. They've been jerks towards me ever since, both stooping to the level of the common bully just to try and get back at me. The fact that Alex backs them doesn't help, since these two have no sense of Honor to guide them in the absence of a competent authority figure.. Most folks learn how to be polite and civil when they're children, but I'd be willing to bet these two just never had a decent enough role model to learn that from. |
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| nirvana | Nov 10 2007, 07:36 PM Post #67 |
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Why does CT always use this face is times that it doesn't even coincide with what he says? :lol: |
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| OldTot | Nov 10 2007, 07:38 PM Post #68 |
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...'coz he can? :lol: |
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| Truedog12 | Nov 10 2007, 07:42 PM Post #69 |
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So people know he's not attacking them? |
Planet Hounds thirst for blood. You can't run or hide, so don't even think about fighting.
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| ravisi | Nov 10 2007, 07:43 PM Post #70 |
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Raditz is right! :lol: (haha) I don't want to make enemies! If I did, I would go ninja on you :ph43r: or get 'angry' :angry: or have a grudge <_< |
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| Fasha | Nov 10 2007, 07:44 PM Post #71 |
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Tot let it GO! I mean sure get pissed over Alex shooting you down or whatever it was but FG has done nothing wrong. I doubt he was stealing stats, you just kept missing updates, that probably why you don't have as much stats. |
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| Android 16 | Nov 10 2007, 09:26 PM Post #72 |
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| Truedog12 | Nov 10 2007, 09:53 PM Post #73 |
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Holy cow Toma that freaked me out at first! I thought it was real lol! |
Planet Hounds thirst for blood. You can't run or hide, so don't even think about fighting.
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| Semiazas | Nov 10 2007, 09:55 PM Post #74 |
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[19:43] TXGuyNcali21: Ok ladies. What are the conditions of this fight? [19:43] VJ: No dying [19:43] VJ: No Henchmen [19:43] Raditz: stats only [19:43] VJ: Ya [19:44] TXGuyNcali21: ok [19:44] TXGuyNcali21: gotcha [19:44] VJ: Yo ustart Raditz [19:45] TXGuyNcali21: raditz start [19:45] Raditz: I know [19:45] Raditz: telling Darandir something real quick [19:45] TXGuyNcali21: gotcha [19:45] Raditz: okay let's get it on! [19:45] TXGuyNcali21: he's sparring me [19:45] TXGuyNcali21: (ding ding ding) [19:47] Raditz: Raditz smashed his fist into the ground of Master Roshi's island. Sand flew up from the force of the impact. [19:47] Raditz: Raditz then stood up and cracked his back. "This is extremely boring," said Raditz. He then flew into the air and went searching for a worthy opponent.* [19:47] VJ: (teehee I'm worthy) [19:48] Raditz: (lol) [19:48] Raditz: (brb real quick) [19:48] TXGuyNcali21: (liar) [19:48] VJ: Vegeta felt the familiar power signature of his old friend "Raditz." I wonder what that egg head wants now? Vegeta asked himself.* [19:49] TXGuyNcali21: (lol, use moonshine blast again VJ) [19:49] Raditz: (lol okay back) [19:49] VJ: (NEVER!) [19:50] VJ: (It will transform Raditz not me, lol) [19:50] Raditz: (use it VJ) [19:50] VJ: (LETS DO IT!) [19:50] TXGuyNcali21: (oh reall, i had no idea, lmao, but really go now) [19:51] VJ: Vegeta summoned a ball of shiny blue energy into his hand and threw it into the air. He needed to be an ape to beat Raditz. Vegeta was shocked when nothing happened and Raditz morphed into the great beast. Oh FUCK!* [19:52] Raditz: Raditz saw the moon in the air. "Isn't it day-" Raditz then screamed as fur grew all over his body and his body grew to large portions. [19:52] Raditz: He was now an Ouzaru. He looked over to a small half saiyan. He would make a good snack. He roared at Vegeta Jr. [19:52] Raditz: * [19:53] TXGuyNcali21: ( you know, as a mindless monkey, he has no control over whether he kills you or not) [19:54] VJ: (No you are elite Raditz, Elite can control it) [19:54] Raditz: (RUN VJ RUN!!!) [19:54] Raditz: (Oh really? cool) [19:54] TXGuyNcali21: (thank God, lol) [19:54] Raditz: (lol) [19:56] VJ: Vegeta just stood there and smacked his head. Why o' why? Vegeta huffed then shouted "KAIOKEN!" [19:56] VJ: His small muscles bulged out and a red aura surrounded his body. Vegeta was now in a bad mood, he flew quickly up to the crotch of the big ape and started pulling out hairs.* [19:57] VJ: (Thats just a normal Power Punch really) [19:57] Raditz: (That move right there should give you +1 to Evil Alignment lol) [19:58] VJ: (lol) [19:58] Raditz: Raditz roared in pain as hairs were plucked out of his crotch. With one massive swing of his fist he punched VJ and sent him to the ground. He then lifted his foot and sent it down at VJ.* [20:00] VJ: Vegeta plucked himself off the ground. "What the hell man? Jesus Christ!" Vegeta yelled at Raditz, "Some people..." Vegeta burrowed into the ground and holed up in the ground as the foot came smashing down. [20:00] VJ: Vegeta stayed there, waiting for Raditz to try and reach him.* [20:00] Raditz: (So you're in a hole?) [20:01] TXGuyNcali21: (it appears that way, fucking rabbit) [20:01] VJ: (correct, lol) [20:01] Raditz: (Sill wabbit, tricks are for kids) [20:01] VJ: Vegeta found a carrot and began to nibble on it* [20:01] TXGuyNcali21: (invalid move, your turn is over, and you don't have carrot digging in your skill set) [20:02] VJ: (damn ok go Raditz) [20:02] Raditz: Raditz sent several more stomps at VJ but he was too far down. A deep chuckled filled Raditz's rips. He then leaned down and placed his jaws near the hole. Fire then poured out of his mouth and into the hole. [20:02] Raditz: * [20:02] TXGuyNcali21: (oh shit, lol) [20:02] Raditz: (lol) [20:03] VJ: AHHHHHH!] [20:05] VJ: Vegeta burrowed sideways into his own tunnel with his buttocks on fire. The ground above Vegeta began to rumble. HOLY FUCK! The ground caved in on him along with hundreds of rabbits who were sheltering in their burrows. [20:05] VJ: Vegeta clawed his way to the top and picked up a rabbit, "TAKE THIS!" He heaved the rabbit at Raditz* [20:06] Raditz: (jeez VJ, plucking my crotch hairs and now throwing innocent little animals) [20:06] TXGuyNcali21: (this is the most bizzare fight...) [20:06] VJ: (Innocent my ass, they went for my crotch) [20:06] VJ: (I think I win...:P) [20:06] TXGuyNcali21: (judges?....) [20:07] TXGuyNcali21: (...) [20:07] TXGuyNcali21: (...) [20:07] TXGuyNcali21: (...no) [20:07] VJ: (Did I mention the rabbit is carrot fueled?) [20:08] Raditz: (I really have to think of a counter to this awesome attack) [20:08] TXGuyNcali21: (eat the fucking rabbit [20:08] TXGuyNcali21: ) [20:08] VJ: (*picks up another rabbit*) [20:08] Raditz: Raditz was knocked in the eye by the fluff ball. He roared in pain but then ate the rabbit. "Mmmm," mumbled Raditz. If only it were larger. [20:09] Raditz: Raditz then sent a punch down on VJ.* [20:09] TXGuyNcali21: (i think you would be knocked out now, weirdo) [20:09] VJ: Vegeta groaned in pain, bloody giant apes and their now opposable thumbs. [20:09] VJ: Not quite [20:09] VJ: One more move [20:09] Raditz: (Throw me some more bunnies, taste like marshmallows) [20:11] VJ: Vegeta peeled himself off the ground. He grabbed a handful of bunnies and then Power Flew directly towards Radtiz. [20:11] VJ: He threw each rabbit and shot a blast of Ki behind it to cook it on the way. Vegeta giggled as the rabbits got stuck in his giant ape teeth. "And you have no floss handy." Vegeta laughed manically.* [20:12] Raditz: (lol) [20:12] TXGuyNcali21: (ok, take him down King Kong) [20:12] Raditz: (um ouch?) [20:14] Raditz: Raditz ate the BBQ bunnies and it fueled him back up. He saw VJ hovering about twenty feet away from him. In an instant Raditz squashed VJ inbetween both of his claws in a 'clap' like motion. [20:14] Raditz: He then released VJ and allowed him to fall a bit before he knocked VJ with a fist increasing the speed of which he would hit the ground* [20:14] TXGuyNcali21: (Fight goes to Raditz.) [20:15] TXGuyNcali21: (FINISH HIM!) [20:15] Raditz: (*Grabs Bunnies and runs away*) [20:16] TXGuyNcali21: Gohan walks out from his reffing spot to a toasted rabbit. He picks it up, studies it for a moment, then takes a large bite out of it's leg.* |
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| Jack Daarton | Nov 10 2007, 10:26 PM Post #75 |
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Oh wow- after reading that battle, I just cannot stop laughing. |
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