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Topic Started: Sep 24 2007, 08:01 PM (6,282 Views)
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It could of been...uh...uh...uh...POCKET!
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Diive: one of bardock's saiyans
Daizu: i meant the wierd one we have in the rpg
Diive: : a tard
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lifeisfunny2me (3:13:44 AM): I KNEW BETTER!!!!

lifeisfunny2me (3:13:49 AM): but i couldnt help myself

Sai Penin (3:14:17 AM): ?
Sai Penin (3:14:23 AM): /

lifeisfunny2me (3:14:13 AM): i liked ONE issue of superman.... so i went and downloaded another issue to a different series... and it fails miserably.

Sai Penin (3:14:53 AM): It's got supermans name on it

Sai Penin (3:14:57 AM): it's gonna fail.

lifeisfunny2me (3:14:42 AM): it starts out... 'back in college the kryptonian superman dated the atlantean mermaid Lori'

lifeisfunny2me (3:14:56 AM): i mean.... WTF IS THAT!

lifeisfunny2me (3:15:55 AM): like.. the ONLY way that makes any sense if its followed by 'Untold Superman story, A Fanboys Wet Dream on crack and @#%$'

lifeisfunny2me (3:16:28 AM): next superman comic i see i expect to see...

lifeisfunny2me (3:16:41 AM): "Supermans Secret War... His untold battle with....

lifeisfunny2me (3:16:44 AM): Jenkem'

lifeisfunny2me (3:18:12 AM): The year was 1992 and superman had just destroyed the sewer monster... Again... In a last ditch attack,however, the beast threw itself around superman and he inhaled a giant whiff of human waste... And since then.... nothing has ever been the same.

lifeisfunny2me (3:18:58 AM): He lost his job at the daily planet, broke up with his girlfriend lisa, and sold all of his belongings so he could buy jars... for his jenkem.

lifeisfunny2me (3:21:51 AM): One day in the watchtower the Green lantern walked by and smelled poo... So he went into the special secret room and saw superman... inhaling doodey.... "WTF!" he started to say, because he talks in internet lingo.
before he finished, however, superman broke his neck and screamed out, "BITCHES DONT KNOW @#%$ BOUT MY JENKEM!"
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[16:00] TXGuyNcali21: did you see the new alliance page?
[16:00] Goten: with the music and stuff?
[16:01] TXGuyNcali21: yepp
[16:01] Goten: yeah that was awesume
[16:01] TXGuyNcali21: evolution theme music lol
[16:01] Goten: lol
[16:01] Goten: good choises
[16:02] Goten: they should have a song that goes "Were gonna fucking kill your ass!" that would be a good theme lol
[16:02] TXGuyNcali21: lol
[16:02] TXGuyNcali21: vegeta is too much of an emo music man to appreciate them
[16:02] Goten: vegetas an emo? wtf
[16:04] TXGuyNcali21: he's not an emo, but listens to emu music
[16:04] TXGuyNcali21: errr emo music
[16:04] Goten: lol emu music
[16:04] TXGuyNcali21: i honestly have no idea what an emu listens to for fun
[16:04] Goten: probally the chicken song
[16:05] TXGuyNcali21: maybe
[16:05] TXGuyNcali21: i think they listen to megadeath
[16:06] TXGuyNcali21: emus are pretty intense animals
[16:07] Goten: lol their all banging their long necks to hardcore metal and shit.
[16:07] TXGuyNcali21: i could see that
[16:07] TXGuyNcali21: they look like raptors from jurassic park. and move the same too
[16:08] Goten: the next dominant predator. everyone take cover! The Emus are coming!!
[16:08] TXGuyNcali21: ...
[16:08] TXGuyNcali21: shut it
[16:08] TXGuyNcali21: theyre scary
[16:08] Goten: lol even the wittle tiny ones
[16:09] TXGuyNcali21: they grow up scary
[16:10] Goten: hmmm, so if you were faced with an emu and you had a baseball bat in your hands what would you do
[16:11] TXGuyNcali21: ...throw the bat at it and run
[16:11] TXGuyNcali21: ive had an emo in my face before
[16:11] TXGuyNcali21: damnit
[16:11] TXGuyNcali21: emu
[16:11] TXGuyNcali21: at the KC zoo. parts of the zoo the animals walk amonst the people
[16:12] Goten: so have i. the strange thing about it was that the first thing i noticed was that it breath smelled of curry.....
[16:13] TXGuyNcali21: probably just finished eating an indian dude
[16:13] Goten: Emus eat indians?! Haha!! My solution to the imigration problem! Place emus at the boarder patrols!! lol
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"Zarbon (Alex)" (1:28:09): so i bought a glock today
DutchTrunks (1:47:03): Am I supposed to feel threatened now?
"Zarbon (Alex)" (1:47:12): no
"Zarbon (Alex)" (1:47:15): i was just saying
"Zarbon (Alex)" (1:47:18): its awesome
DutchTrunks (1:47:42): You're one of few who would call his gun awesome. You play around with it?
"Zarbon (Alex)" (1:47:52): yeah
DutchTrunks (1:47:59): While loaded?
"Zarbon (Alex)" (1:48:10): when i first got it i put it to my head and said ILL DO IT MAN
"Zarbon (Alex)" (1:48:12): and my mom got mad
DutchTrunks (1:48:18): o.o
"Zarbon (Alex)" (1:48:24): it wasnt loaded


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DutchTrunks (1:52:45): Peppers?
DutchTrunks (1:52:46): Dude.
"FGohan" (1:53:00): love the peppers
"FGohan" (1:53:02): i play bass
DutchTrunks (1:53:07): Me too...
DutchTrunks (1:53:09): But...
"FGohan" (1:53:14): and im not a metal head like you
DutchTrunks (1:53:14): Peppers? Dude.
"FGohan" (1:53:17): more of a rock guy
DutchTrunks (1:53:42): Yeah, but...
DutchTrunks (1:53:45): Dude.
"FGohan" (1:53:50): theyre talented
DutchTrunks (1:54:00): I know they've got skills, but... Dude.
"FGohan" (1:54:08): what?
"FGohan" (1:54:10): dude..?
DutchTrunks (1:54:13): Dude.
DutchTrunks (1:54:18): Just Dude. Period.
"FGohan" (1:54:21): ok
"FGohan" (1:54:22): dude
DutchTrunks (1:54:28): As in ''Dude.''
"FGohan" (1:54:32): yeah
"FGohan" (1:54:35): dude
DutchTrunks (1:54:47): ''Dude.'' as in ''Are you fucking mental?''

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"Bardock" (1:16:42): are you actually looking forward to the next avp?
DutchTrunks (1:16:51): Partly
DutchTrunks (1:16:59): I'm looking forward to the R rating
DutchTrunks (1:17:06): I'm not looking forward to the cast.
"Bardock" (1:17:13): who's in the cast
DutchTrunks (1:17:23): A bunch of teenagers.
"Bardock" (1:17:42): oh shit that's right im supposed to be in that movie
"Bardock" (1:17:53): they drugged us and stuck their dicks in out butts
"Bardock" (1:18:01): and said if we play in the movie they won't make it hurt
DutchTrunks (1:18:02): It seems modernday horror just has a bunch of kids and the baddies in between them so they can die fucking fast.
DutchTrunks (1:19:43): Seriously. I'll go to see the movie because I want to see Xeno's and Preds kill the fuck out of each other, but I won;'t be pleased about the screaming and shouting premature fuckoffs that somehow save the day and kill the most technoligically advanced professional killers ever and huge acid-spitting insect killing machines
"Bardock" (1:20:08): lol
DutchTrunks (2:02:49): You know what'd be a great idea?
"Bardock" (2:03:01): what
DutchTrunks (2:03:06): Iunno, I was asking you.
"Bardock" (2:03:12): oh
DutchTrunks (2:03:50): I was just pondering over that whole fuckfaced pimple-ridden teenslaughterfest AVPR's gonna throw at us.
DutchTrunks (2:04:43): Of course it has a chick out in the rain with a wet T shirt and soaked hair operating a gattling gun making everything jiggle and juggle, but that's hardly gonna fill more than a minute.
"Bardock" (2:05:03): YES
"Bardock" (2:05:04): lol
"Bardock" (2:05:12): nah, I get that when I want it
"Bardock" (2:05:13): xD
DutchTrunks (2:05:22): You own a gattling gun?
DutchTrunks (2:05:28): A-fucking-men.
"Bardock" (2:05:32): yeah
"Bardock" (2:05:36): and a bunch of hoes
"Bardock" (2:05:42): in soaking wet tshirts
DutchTrunks (2:05:47): Dude.
DutchTrunks (2:05:52): I need to move in.
DutchTrunks (2:05:58): Like right fucking now.
"Bardock" (2:06:10): LOL
DutchTrunks (2:06:20): Excuse my over the top usage of that fucking F-bomb.
"Bardock" (2:06:30): nah
"Bardock" (2:06:33): it wasn't over the top
DutchTrunks (2:06:38): Fucking disrespectful word that.
DutchTrunks (2:06:44): I mean, fuck.
DutchTrunks (2:06:45): XD
DutchTrunks (2:07:21): What I don't get about the trailer is there's this one stupid kid that's sitting below the Xeno.
DutchTrunks (2:08:24): So what this fucker does is point a Pred's tossed gun at the Xeno above him, saying the brilliant never-used-before line ''Fuck you!'' and blasts this thing to high hell (which is underground so that doesn't make sense).
DutchTrunks (2:10:40): Now, if you've ever seen ANY of the previous films you know a Xeno's blood is fucking acid, and thus this bitch ass punk would be burned to shit because he's on the recieving end of gravity. Now, this fucked up kollage stoodent has seen these things before, he's seen their blood meltaway the earth where they fall down dead, and he still manages to not think about the consequences of blasting a Xeno's face open whole he's RIGHT FUCKING ABOVE HIM.
"Bardock" (2:10:59): lol
DutchTrunks (2:11:24): And that's just my review of 3 seconds of the trailer.
"Bardock" (2:11:37): LOL

The next day...

"Bardock" (14:06:07): btw
"Bardock" (14:06:15): I saw that trailor
"Bardock" (14:06:21): trailer
DutchTrunks (14:06:35): And?
"Bardock" (14:06:48): I thought I'd tell you that...lol
"Bardock" (14:07:05): I was upset when the preds take out like 30 humans
DutchTrunks (14:07:06): And as in whatdya think?
DutchTrunks (14:07:09): lol
"Bardock" (14:07:16): I expected the humans & preds to team up again
"Bardock" (14:07:24): or at least for the humans to ignore the preds
"Bardock" (14:07:28): err
"Bardock" (14:07:32): other way around
DutchTrunks (14:07:33): lol Ya.
"Bardock" (14:07:35): preds ignore humans
DutchTrunks (14:07:49): Well, you know in AVP they didn't ignore em either.
DutchTrunks (14:08:19): Just the old man because he saw he was going to die either way, and the chick because the Pred saw her kill the Xeno and respected that.
"Bardock" (14:08:41): yeah I know...the preds always kill all the fighters, then a pussy who can't fight for his/her balls teams up with them
"Bardock" (14:08:49): OR in the case of the second movie
"Bardock" (14:08:55): it's an old fart veteran
"Bardock" (14:08:57): lol
DutchTrunks (14:09:17): Danny Glover pwned.
"Bardock" (14:09:44): I'm pretty sure there were some Anaheim Angels helping him beat the pred tho
"Bardock" (14:09:48): that's cheating
DutchTrunks (14:09:58): lol
DutchTrunks (14:10:09): It seems my wishes for sequels are never followed.
"Bardock" (14:10:18): ?
DutchTrunks (14:10:39): Like AVP2 they use teenagers instead of people who can actually stand a plausible chance.
DutchTrunks (14:10:53): Or Spidey 4, I wanted Carnage and an R rating. Not gonna happen either.
"Bardock" (14:11:13): well you don't wanna be near a bunch of teens if theyre PMSing
"Bardock" (14:11:16): not even if youre a pred
DutchTrunks (14:11:25): Beverly Hills Cop 4 is still pending on the rating too.
DutchTrunks (14:11:36): lol
DutchTrunks (14:11:38): Dude.
DutchTrunks (14:11:48): You give ME a Pred's equipment and I slaughter those fucks.
DutchTrunks (14:11:53): I mean, come on!
"Bardock" (14:12:06): I could take pred
"Bardock" (14:12:10): bare handed
"Bardock" (14:12:18): I would just run away from him in circles
"Bardock" (14:12:33): while my armada of girls in wet t's w/ gattling guns shot him down
DutchTrunks (14:12:38): LOL
DutchTrunks (14:12:52): That was the obnly good scene in the trailer.
"Bardock" (14:12:56): lol
DutchTrunks (14:13:03): And the shots where Xeno's and Preds were slashing each other up
"Bardock" (14:13:19): which was like 2 scenes..
DutchTrunks (14:13:23): Yeah...
"Bardock" (14:13:36): adding up to a full second and a half of the trailer
DutchTrunks (14:13:56): I'm guessing those are the only actual fights we'll get.
DutchTrunks (14:14:16): The rest will be teens running around and getting some boomerang thrown at them.
"Bardock" (14:14:26): LOL
DutchTrunks (14:14:33): Or walking straight into a Pred's arm fangs.
"Bardock" (14:14:49): eventually preds will show kindness to humans
"Bardock" (14:14:52): in the last 30 minutes
"Bardock" (14:15:06): prolly because they can't beat the predalien
DutchTrunks (14:15:09): Yeah, when the main Pred and the wet t shirt chick fall in love and make a baby.
"Bardock" (14:15:17): lol
"Bardock" (14:15:37): nah, there'll be 1 human, 1 pred, 1 predalien
DutchTrunks (14:15:38): And that leaves an open ending for AVP3.
"Bardock" (14:15:46): and the pred will go
"Bardock" (14:15:48): FUCK THIS
"Bardock" (14:15:52): I NEED A MEAT SHIELD
"Bardock" (14:16:11): either that
"Bardock" (14:16:24): or the humans will kick the shit out of the preds AND the aliens AND the predalien
DutchTrunks (14:16:26): Because at the start of AVP3 a stray facehugger will jump the wet t shirt chick who's 8 months preggers and take over the baby making a HumAliePred.
"Bardock" (14:16:32): and they'll give them a gun from like 1400
"Bardock" (14:16:34): but that's less likely
"Bardock" (14:16:34): lol
"Bardock" (14:16:50): a PredHulian
DutchTrunks (14:16:55): Yeah.
DutchTrunks (14:17:08): I could see that happening, cuz you know, we're talking about Hollywood.
"Bardock" (14:17:22): LOL
"Bardock" (14:17:34): I didn't expect you to know what Hollywood is
"Bardock" (14:17:50): seeing as you live in Netherlands
DutchTrunks (14:17:55): Right....
DutchTrunks (14:18:04): We have TV radio and Interwebs too, dude.
"Bardock" (14:18:14): lol
DutchTrunks (14:19:58): Seriously, I've tried to rip that wet t shirt gattling gun bit from the trailer and making a .gif out of it.
DutchTrunks (14:20:05): Like it loops and shit.
"Bardock" (14:20:11): lol
DutchTrunks (14:20:20): And then use it as a background thing.
DutchTrunks (14:20:23): And as AIM icon
DutchTrunks (14:20:40): And as MSN portrait
"Bardock" (14:20:49): yucky
"Bardock" (14:20:50): msn.
DutchTrunks (14:21:20): So I can open Aim and MSN and make them small and only have those animations and then my wallpaper so I see wet t shitr girls jiggling and juggling three times.
"Bardock" (14:21:36): LOL
DutchTrunks (14:22:00): Oh, and I can play is on Media Player and Ares, make them small so it's 5.
"Bardock" (14:22:17): lol
DutchTrunks (14:22:18): Like one every corner of my desktop and then the desktop itself
DutchTrunks (14:23:30): And then I'll have the ''Fuck you!'' segment and cum on it because he deserves to get gooey just for not getting acid in the trailer.
"Bardock" (14:23:45): LOL
DutchTrunks (14:24:06): And then I've had my psycho moment for the day.
DutchTrunks (14:24:18): Which I'll proceed to start all over again.
DutchTrunks (14:24:48): Now I'm gonna play Killzone, because it's orgasmic.

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BIG MALCOLM 14 (17:08:57): r u on dbz rising
DutchTrunks (17:09:06): No.
DutchTrunks (17:09:14): I tried to be but they won't let me.
DutchTrunks (17:09:22): Because I'm too good.
DutchTrunks (17:09:48): You see, if I'd join everyone else would kill themselves because they suck so much and I showed them that. So it's a safety measure.

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'Cept I really do have like a billion hoes with gattling guns.
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*Throws bloody towels out window*

Wait, shit, those were yours?
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[16:38] TheDireNightmare: Wow, that was low.
[16:38] TheDireNightmare: You intentionally sent me out with false information so as to make a fool of me.
[16:39] TheDireNightmare: Is that what my "loyalty" is good for?
[16:39] azazel665: :-)
[16:39] azazel665: GOT YA
[16:40] TheDireNightmare: Yeah... you got me.
[16:40] TheDireNightmare: I trusted you, and went out on a limb to prove my loyalty.
[16:40] TheDireNightmare: And you shanked me in the back.
[16:40] TheDireNightmare: Woohoo.
[16:40] TheDireNightmare: You win.
[16:40] TheDireNightmare: Big tough Alex.
[16:41] TheDireNightmare: Stabbing a guy who has his back turned to you in trust.


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[16:43] TheDireNightmare: You told me I had full Quest powers, both to make and approve quests for myself and others.
[16:43] azazel665: yeah well i was wrong
[16:43] TheDireNightmare: Then you go and tell FG something else behind my back, without even letting me know.
[16:43] azazel665: you can make them
[16:43] TheDireNightmare: So in other words, FG gets to keep stealing stats from my Roster, and taunting me, yet I am not given any leave to do anything about it.
[16:43] TheDireNightmare: That's just sad, dude.
[16:43] azazel665: any leave?
[16:43] azazel665: just play the rpg plz
[16:43] azazel665: thats what you said you'd do
[16:43] azazel665: stop whining


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[16:46] DutchTrunks: Yeah...
[16:46] DutchTrunks: Alex won that one.
[16:46] TheDireNightmare: If you can count sending a loyal soldier out to do his job, then shooting him down where he stands a "victory"
[16:47] TheDireNightmare: then yeah
[16:47] TheDireNightmare: I guess he did.
[16:47] DutchTrunks: I do.



Folks say I'm an asshole, that I am "just a couple days back and starting drama".... well, believe me. If you were made to prove your loyalty three times over, then sent out with false information just to be shot down by the person who insisted you prove yourself, you'd be pretty pissed too.

But I guess I should be used to it by now?
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Vegeta,Nov 10 2007
04:56 PM
So, then will you please re-ban yourself? Please?

"If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all."

I guess that'd render you mute though, huh?
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That wasn't a nice thing to say tot...

:lol:
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Chibi Trunks,Nov 10 2007
05:29 PM
That wasn't a nice thing to say tot...

:lol:

Neither is half the shit he or Gohuub have done or said ever since I insisted that *I* be one of the leaders of the alliance *I* founded. They've been jerks towards me ever since, both stooping to the level of the common bully just to try and get back at me.

The fact that Alex backs them doesn't help, since these two have no sense of Honor to guide them in the absence of a competent authority figure..

Most folks learn how to be polite and civil when they're children, but I'd be willing to bet these two just never had a decent enough role model to learn that from.
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Why does CT always use this face is times that it doesn't even coincide with what he says?

:lol:
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Bardock,Nov 10 2007
05:36 PM
Why does CT always use this face is times that it doesn't even coincide with what he says?

:lol:

...'coz he can? :lol:
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So people know he's not attacking them?
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Raditz is right! :lol: (haha) I don't want to make enemies!

If I did, I would go ninja on you :ph43r: or get 'angry' :angry:
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Tot let it GO!

I mean sure get pissed over Alex shooting you down or whatever it was but FG has done nothing wrong. I doubt he was stealing stats, you just kept missing updates, that probably why you don't have as much stats.
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Holy cow Toma that freaked me out at first! I thought it was real lol!
Planet Hounds thirst for blood. You can't run or hide, so don't even think about fighting.
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[19:43] TXGuyNcali21: Ok ladies. What are the conditions of this fight?
[19:43] VJ: No dying
[19:43] VJ: No Henchmen
[19:43] Raditz: stats only
[19:43] VJ: Ya
[19:44] TXGuyNcali21: ok
[19:44] TXGuyNcali21: gotcha
[19:44] VJ: Yo ustart Raditz
[19:45] TXGuyNcali21: raditz start
[19:45] Raditz: I know
[19:45] Raditz: telling Darandir something real quick
[19:45] TXGuyNcali21: gotcha
[19:45] Raditz: okay let's get it on!
[19:45] TXGuyNcali21: he's sparring me
[19:45] TXGuyNcali21: (ding ding ding)
[19:47] Raditz: Raditz smashed his fist into the ground of Master Roshi's island. Sand flew up from the force of the impact.
[19:47] Raditz: Raditz then stood up and cracked his back. "This is extremely boring," said Raditz. He then flew into the air and went searching for a worthy opponent.*
[19:47] VJ: (teehee I'm worthy)
[19:48] Raditz: (lol)
[19:48] Raditz: (brb real quick)
[19:48] TXGuyNcali21: (liar)
[19:48] VJ: Vegeta felt the familiar power signature of his old friend "Raditz." I wonder what that egg head wants now? Vegeta asked himself.*
[19:49] TXGuyNcali21: (lol, use moonshine blast again VJ)
[19:49] Raditz: (lol okay back)
[19:49] VJ: (NEVER!)
[19:50] VJ: (It will transform Raditz not me, lol)
[19:50] Raditz: (use it VJ)
[19:50] VJ: (LETS DO IT!)
[19:50] TXGuyNcali21: (oh reall, i had no idea, lmao, but really go now)
[19:51] VJ: Vegeta summoned a ball of shiny blue energy into his hand and threw it into the air. He needed to be an ape to beat Raditz. Vegeta was shocked when nothing happened and Raditz morphed into the great beast. Oh FUCK!*
[19:52] Raditz: Raditz saw the moon in the air. "Isn't it day-" Raditz then screamed as fur grew all over his body and his body grew to large portions.
[19:52] Raditz: He was now an Ouzaru. He looked over to a small half saiyan. He would make a good snack. He roared at Vegeta Jr.
[19:52] Raditz: *
[19:53] TXGuyNcali21: ( you know, as a mindless monkey, he has no control over whether he kills you or not)
[19:54] VJ: (No you are elite Raditz, Elite can control it)
[19:54] Raditz: (RUN VJ RUN!!!)
[19:54] Raditz: (Oh really? cool)
[19:54] TXGuyNcali21: (thank God, lol)
[19:54] Raditz: (lol)
[19:56] VJ: Vegeta just stood there and smacked his head. Why o' why? Vegeta huffed then shouted "KAIOKEN!"
[19:56] VJ: His small muscles bulged out and a red aura surrounded his body. Vegeta was now in a bad mood, he flew quickly up to the crotch of the big ape and started pulling out hairs.*
[19:57] VJ: (Thats just a normal Power Punch really)
[19:57] Raditz: (That move right there should give you +1 to Evil Alignment lol)
[19:58] VJ: (lol)
[19:58] Raditz: Raditz roared in pain as hairs were plucked out of his crotch. With one massive swing of his fist he punched VJ and sent him to the ground. He then lifted his foot and sent it down at VJ.*
[20:00] VJ: Vegeta plucked himself off the ground. "What the hell man? Jesus Christ!" Vegeta yelled at Raditz, "Some people..." Vegeta burrowed into the ground and holed up in the ground as the foot came smashing down.
[20:00] VJ: Vegeta stayed there, waiting for Raditz to try and reach him.*
[20:00] Raditz: (So you're in a hole?)
[20:01] TXGuyNcali21: (it appears that way, fucking rabbit)
[20:01] VJ: (correct, lol)
[20:01] Raditz: (Sill wabbit, tricks are for kids)
[20:01] VJ: Vegeta found a carrot and began to nibble on it*
[20:01] TXGuyNcali21: (invalid move, your turn is over, and you don't have carrot digging in your skill set)
[20:02] VJ: (damn ok go Raditz)
[20:02] Raditz: Raditz sent several more stomps at VJ but he was too far down. A deep chuckled filled Raditz's rips. He then leaned down and placed his jaws near the hole. Fire then poured out of his mouth and into the hole.
[20:02] Raditz: *
[20:02] TXGuyNcali21: (oh shit, lol)
[20:02] Raditz: (lol)
[20:03] VJ: AHHHHHH!]
[20:05] VJ: Vegeta burrowed sideways into his own tunnel with his buttocks on fire. The ground above Vegeta began to rumble. HOLY FUCK! The ground caved in on him along with hundreds of rabbits who were sheltering in their burrows.
[20:05] VJ: Vegeta clawed his way to the top and picked up a rabbit, "TAKE THIS!" He heaved the rabbit at Raditz*
[20:06] Raditz: (jeez VJ, plucking my crotch hairs and now throwing innocent little animals)
[20:06] TXGuyNcali21: (this is the most bizzare fight...)
[20:06] VJ: (Innocent my ass, they went for my crotch)
[20:06] VJ: (I think I win...:P)
[20:06] TXGuyNcali21: (judges?....)
[20:07] TXGuyNcali21: (...)
[20:07] TXGuyNcali21: (...)
[20:07] TXGuyNcali21: (...no)
[20:07] VJ: (Did I mention the rabbit is carrot fueled?)
[20:08] Raditz: (I really have to think of a counter to this awesome attack)
[20:08] TXGuyNcali21: (eat the fucking rabbit
[20:08] TXGuyNcali21: )
[20:08] VJ: (*picks up another rabbit*)
[20:08] Raditz: Raditz was knocked in the eye by the fluff ball. He roared in pain but then ate the rabbit. "Mmmm," mumbled Raditz. If only it were larger.
[20:09] Raditz: Raditz then sent a punch down on VJ.*
[20:09] TXGuyNcali21: (i think you would be knocked out now, weirdo)
[20:09] VJ: Vegeta groaned in pain, bloody giant apes and their now opposable thumbs.
[20:09] VJ: Not quite
[20:09] VJ: One more move
[20:09] Raditz: (Throw me some more bunnies, taste like marshmallows)
[20:11] VJ: Vegeta peeled himself off the ground. He grabbed a handful of bunnies and then Power Flew directly towards Radtiz.
[20:11] VJ: He threw each rabbit and shot a blast of Ki behind it to cook it on the way. Vegeta giggled as the rabbits got stuck in his giant ape teeth. "And you have no floss handy." Vegeta laughed manically.*
[20:12] Raditz: (lol)
[20:12] TXGuyNcali21: (ok, take him down King Kong)
[20:12] Raditz: (um ouch?)
[20:14] Raditz: Raditz ate the BBQ bunnies and it fueled him back up. He saw VJ hovering about twenty feet away from him. In an instant Raditz squashed VJ inbetween both of his claws in a 'clap' like motion.
[20:14] Raditz: He then released VJ and allowed him to fall a bit before he knocked VJ with a fist increasing the speed of which he would hit the ground*
[20:14] TXGuyNcali21: (Fight goes to Raditz.)
[20:15] TXGuyNcali21: (FINISH HIM!)
[20:15] Raditz: (*Grabs Bunnies and runs away*)
[20:16] TXGuyNcali21: Gohan walks out from his reffing spot to a toasted rabbit. He picks it up, studies it for a moment, then takes a large bite out of it's leg.*
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Oh wow- after reading that battle, I just cannot stop laughing.
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