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Topic Started: Sep 24 2007, 08:01 PM (6,276 Views)
Senka
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Teh Like Ninja: So, will my other Quest/Personal Saga get added if I finish by Saturday and add to my update?
Azazel665: perhaps
Teh Like Ninja: Or do I have to wait for another "RP Bonuses" topic to be posted?
Teh Like Ninja: Oh.
Azazel665: if someone told you that a good friend of yours enjoyed watching tentacle rape
Teh Like Ninja: K! =)
Azazel665: would you be shocked
Teh Like Ninja: O_O
Azazel665: yeah exactly
Teh Like Ninja: WHAT THE FUCK?
Azazel665: i caught a former friend of mine
Azazel665: and i told a mutual friend of ours
Teh Like Ninja: OH GOSH.
Azazel665: and he was indifferent
Teh Like Ninja: asdjlgakl;sjg;alsdfjg;asj
Azazel665: im like WTF WHO WOULDNT CARE?
Teh Like Ninja: That's so gross. AGH.
Azazel665: unless he too enjoys it
Teh Like Ninja: Fucking, like, octupus rape?
Teh Like Ninja: EW.
Azazel665: yes
Azazel665: octopus
Azazel665: raping girls
Teh Like Ninja: ASHGK:ASHG:TASH:diah
Teh Like Ninja: sdh
Azazel665: with tentacles
Teh Like Ninja: gkfk;dj
Azazel665: in their ass
Azazel665: and vagina
Teh Like Ninja: GOSH. STOP.
Teh Like Ninja: That's freaking. AGHKASFH
Azazel665: lol

Conversations with Alex... >.<
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BadGoku
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I still don't see the big deal about it Alex...
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Azazel665: i just heard of the best porn ever
Teh Like Ninja: Alex.
Teh Like Ninja: Realize.
Teh Like Ninja: I'm only 15.
Azazel665: SO
Azazel665: WATCH PORN
Azazel665: ITS GOOD FOR You


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Azazel665: mt watches it all the time
Azazel665: and hes not much older
Azazel665: and he started at age 8
Teh Like Ninja: XD
Teh Like Ninja: He's dut- WHAT?
Teh Like Ninja: EIGHT?!
Azazel665: yup
Azazel665: those dutch start early


XDDD
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What? How was I supposed to know my teacher's videoblog wasn't exactly educational in the school sense of the word?

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''How the fuck do you misspell ''viatality''?''
- Robert
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The existance of tentacle porn, I have long since become jaded to. Knowing someone into that crap, I can never accept...
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XxErikiDZxX (21:34:36): Im working on a Naruto Project
XxErikiDZxX (21:35:23): So Im learning how to do all this crap on InvisionFree with the skins, buttons and stuff like that.
XxErikiDZxX (21:35:47): But, I need a banner
XxErikiDZxX (21:36:11): like instead of it saying Invision Power Board
DutchTrunks (21:36:26): I can make one.
XxErikiDZxX (21:36:38): that is what I was hopeing
XxErikiDZxX (21:36:44): http://z15.invisionfree.com/****/index.php?act=idx
DutchTrunks (21:36:48): With a guy and a line of cocain and it'll say Invision Power Snort.

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''How the fuck do you misspell ''viatality''?''
- Robert
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"Piccolo (Adam)" (23:29:44): is she hot?
DutchTrunks (23:32:01): Dude.
DutchTrunks (23:32:08): Are you Alex's echo or something?
"Piccolo (Adam)" (23:32:38):Don't remind me i been thinking like him a lot more it seems I am becoming him.
DutchTrunks (23:32:56): Adam, I am your father!
DutchTrunks (23:33:02): - Alex.
"Piccolo (Adam)" (23:33:16): NOOO ITS NOT POSSIBLE
"Piccolo (Adam)" (23:33:20): No girl would ever sleep with you
DutchTrunks (23:33:23): LOL
"Piccolo (Adam)" (23:33:38): LOL WIN

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''How the fuck do you misspell ''viatality''?''
- Robert
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omegahellfire17: the time has come and so have i
omegahellfire17: a last laugh as u came to die
omegahellfire17: the feeling is gone and the pain subsides
omegahellfire17: and i can see the fear glare when i look in ur eyes
omegahellfire17: now i know how the angels fell
omegahellfire17: i know the tell and i know it to well
omegahellfire17: bet u wish u had a soul to sell when i smipe u down and send u straight to hell
omegahellfire17: i'll tell u now im the one to survive
omegahellfire17: u'll never take the step from my strive
omegahellfire17: i see u again when i my out of life
omegahellfire17: may the angels scream and the devil cry!
omegahellfire17: _DMC4 THEME SONG_
Bebi Primo: *smacks horse dick out of ass*
Bebi Primo: stupid mother fucker!
Bebi Primo: i told you that goes in my mouth
Bebi Primo: . . .fagott.



Bebi Primo: *coughniggercough*
omegahellfire17: *coughdavidspadecough*
Bebi Primo: he's white. . .
Bebi Primo: you fcukin nigger
omegahellfire17: this i know
Bebi Primo: and dante eats horse cock
omegahellfire17: dante eats pizza
omegahellfire17: lots and lots of pizza
Bebi Primo: pizza = horse jiz. .
omegahellfire17: pizza= pizza
Bebi Primo: no, pizza equals 40 in dingleknocker in your ass
Bebi Primo: mr. faggot hands.


Bebi Primo: HOLY DIVER! Horse Diver. In his ass. :D
omegahellfire17: FAKE IT!!!
Bebi Primo: you cant fake a horse cock in your ass
omegahellfire17: GASOLINE!!!
omegahellfire17: wanna bet?
omegahellfire17: fagget
Bebi Primo: how do you misspell faggot?
omegahellfire17: idk
omegahellfire17: have the brain of a 2 year old
Bebi Primo: Masturbation?
omegahellfire17: BLASTERBATION!
Bebi Primo: well
Bebi Primo: we are gonna watch mister hands
Bebi Primo: and get fuggin rich
Bebi Primo: then beat off to that baby beating movie
Bebi Primo: yeah!
omegahellfire17: ur a sad, sad man.....
Bebi Primo: i wont tell if you dont tell
omegahellfire17: hff *sigh*
omegahellfire17: HOLY DIVER!!!
Bebi Primo: *sighs*
Bebi Primo: THIS IS MADNESS!
omegahellfire17: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
Bebi Primo: THIS IS GAY!




Bebi Primo: wheres my frapaccino, i ordered a fucking frapaccino!
omegahellfire17: *kick you in your horse dick*
Bebi Primo: chester got raped
Bebi Primo: did you know that?
Bebi Primo: hmm?
Bebi Primo: when he was kid?
Bebi Primo: hmm
Bebi Primo: did you know that, since you would fuck him
Bebi Primo: your queer. .
Bebi Primo: emo bitch
omegahellfire17: *correction* if he wa a chick, i'd fuck him
Bebi Primo: HIM?
omegahellfire17: get it straigh in the asshole
Bebi Primo: WTF?
omegahellfire17: go.....
Bebi Primo: straight in horse dickhole?
Bebi Primo: GO!
Bebi Primo: damn, fuggin emo people
Bebi Primo: and denis the goth
Bebi Primo: bangs em too
Bebi Primo: seesh
omegahellfire17: faggot
Bebi Primo: hes queer for gettin with girls?


omegahellfire17: i hate emos
omegahellfire17: u know that
Bebi Primo: y
Bebi Primo: what did they ever do?
Bebi Primo: hmm
Bebi Primo: get curb stomped like a nigger
omegahellfire17: well....for starters i got beat by a emo
Bebi Primo: oh yeah!!!!
Bebi Primo: lol
Bebi Primo: beat by emo!
Bebi Primo: aha!

Bebi Primo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMtcOAxL9h4

omegahellfire17: CMR r gay emos
omegahellfire17: *MCR
omegahellfire17: and AFI r emo faggots
omegahellfire17: dante kills emos
Bebi Primo: *and thus he dies from extrem horse cock fuckage*
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Senka
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DutchTrunks: I just want to be famous enough to sign boobs.

Says it all. XD
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Qutok (10:47:21): Rising is so gay

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''How the fuck do you misspell ''viatality''?''
- Robert
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gogeta1vsgotenks (9:53:57 Night Time): fuck u nigger
TyphoonChaos (9:54:11 Night Time): But I'm white D=
gogeta1vsgotenks (9:54:22 Night Time): WHATEVER U FUCKINH FO
gogeta1vsgotenks (9:54:24 Night Time): I SWEAR TO GOD
TyphoonChaos (9:54:28 Night Time): And I really don't want you to fuck me. It's painful.
gogeta1vsgotenks (9:54:30 Night Time): Take something easy in college
gogeta1vsgotenks (9:54:35 Night Time): grabs your cheek
gogeta1vsgotenks (9:54:37 Night Time): s
TyphoonChaos (9:54:42 Night Time): RAPE
gogeta1vsgotenks (9:54:42 Night Time): DONT FUCKING TAKE A HARD MAJOR
TyphoonChaos (9:54:44 Night Time): RAAAAPE
gogeta1vsgotenks (9:54:45 Night Time): U HEAR ME
TyphoonChaos (9:54:53 Night Time): I HEAR YOU
TyphoonChaos (9:54:55 Night Time): RAAAAPE
gogeta1vsgotenks (9:54:57 Night Time): Smacks u
TyphoonChaos (9:54:59 Night Time): RAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!
gogeta1vsgotenks (9:55:02 Night Time): DONT U FUCKING SCREAM
gogeta1vsgotenks (9:55:03 Night Time): STFU
TyphoonChaos (9:55:05 Night Time): *whimpers*
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All-time ADBZRPG battle record: 86 - 4

Winner of Best Saga Thread of 2011 (Shard of Lujati)

Winner of RP of the Season Summer 2017 (The Village of Kulley)
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XxErikiDZxX (4:01:30 Night Time) has left the room.
wackypack521 (4:01:31 Night Time): but we just remembred were not on the same planet
TyphoonChaos (4:01:35 Night Time): k
TyphoonChaos (4:01:39 Night Time): oh
wackypack521 (4:01:49 Night Time): sry
TyphoonChaos (4:01:57 Night Time): That makes this a lot less physically possible
TyphoonChaos (4:02:02 Night Time): lol
wackypack521 (4:02:06 Night Time): lol ya
wackypack521 (4:02:08 Night Time): but can i fight u
TyphoonChaos (4:02:10 Night Time): *quotes ftw*
TyphoonChaos (4:02:24 Night Time): Not right now
TyphoonChaos (4:02:30 Night Time): I'm putting SMBZ on my XBOX
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What is SMBZ?
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Super Mario Bros Z

I've got all of them except for 5, since the DL link is down.
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"Piccolo (Adam)" (22:09:59): I'm going to america for comicon
"Piccolo (Adam)" (22:10:02): nothing else
"Piccolo (Adam)" (22:10:11): check out mount rushmore statue of liberty
"Piccolo (Adam)" (22:10:18): GRAND CANYON
"Piccolo (Adam)" (22:10:19): badlands
"Piccolo (Adam)" (22:10:25): cool beaches surfs up
"Piccolo (Adam)" (22:10:27): hawaii
"Piccolo (Adam)" (22:10:29): NO
"Piccolo (Adam)" (22:10:33): I WANT THE FUCKING COMICON

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''How the fuck do you misspell ''viatality''?''
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I have just one thing to say:

"I HAVE A PENIS NOW!!!! I'MA MAN!!!"

Now that, is courtesy of a girl in my school. Now I'm trying to figure out what the fuck made my grade so fucked up. That was but the tip of the iceberg.
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I am Darknaut9. The nuke rabbit is property of Vegeta Jr I think. 

   [Arsalan] 10:43 am: hatch add me in your
friends list
[Darknaut9] 10:43 am: something evil is about
to come, and it's name is......MR. FUFFYPANT
S!!! >_<
[Darknaut9] 10:43 am: fluffypants
[Hatchhyack] 10:43 am: k arslan
[Hatchhyack] 10:43 am: add u
    [Arsalan] 10:43 am: hatch what level are you
[Hatchhyack] 10:43 am: well im a starter
[Darknaut9] 10:44 am: why is no1 scared of a
being called Mr. Fluffypants?
[Hatchhyack] 10:44 am: ill train my butt off
    [Arsalan] 10:44 am: hatch why dont you join
Judgement day
[Hatchhyack] 10:44 am: judgement day?
    [Arsalan] 10:44 am: yes
[Hatchhyack] 10:44 am: k!
    [Arsalan] 10:45 am: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy
y
    [Arsalan] 10:45 am: and i was thinking of
making Judgement day training center
[abdullaomegaking] 10:45 am: take this to your
freind of mr fluffypants darknut kicks fluffypants
[Darknaut9] 10:45 am: Arsa-chan, wat lvl r u?
^_^
[The Lounge]: Son-goku has left at 10:45 am
[abdullaomegaking] 10:46 am: by the way
darknut what clan are u in
    [Arsalan] 10:46 am: 90 and darknaut what
does chan mean
[Darknaut9] 10:46 am: w8! MR. FLUFFYPAN
TS!!!
[Darknaut9] 10:46 am: dear=chan, Royal Elites
    [Arsalan] 10:47 am: oh hey why did you call
me Arsa dear
[abdullaomegaking] 10:47 am: now its time to
finsh fluffypants on afterlife
[Hatchhyack] 10:47 am: im about to go pplz
[abdullaomegaking] 10:47 am: shots handbeam
at fluffypants
    [Arsalan] 10:47 am: mr fluffy pants block it
and spanks omega
[Darknaut9] 10:47 am: *Darknaut fires a Final
Shine at Hatchyack* STAY AWAY FROM MR.
FLUFFYPANTS*
[Hatchhyack] 10:47 am: applied arslan
[Darknaut9] 10:48 am: w8 wrong person
*changes beam to omega*
[Hatchhyack] 10:48 am: oh wow
    [Arsalan] 10:48 am: ok now wait for godlike
to accept you
[abdullaomegaking] 10:48 am: now u going to
get it
[Hatchhyack] 10:48 am: ow
[Hatchhyack] 10:48 am: godlike?
[abdullaomegaking] 10:48 am: kicks araslan
out and breaks arslan ribs
    [Arsalan] 10:48 am: leader
    [Arsalan] 10:48 am: abdualla lame loser
[Hatchhyack] 10:48 am: oh ok
     [SuperVlad] 10:48 am: im buiyng v-tokens
[abdullaomegaking] 10:48 am: what do u mean
[Hatchhyack] 10:48 am: later pllz
[Darknaut9] 10:48 am: *challenges omega to
fight* *pimp slabs omega*
[abdullaomegaking] 10:49 am: blocks it
    [Arsalan] 10:49 am: darknaut what is pimp
slabs
[The Lounge]: Hatchhyack has left at 10:49 am
[Darknaut9] 10:49 am: ummmm, I backhanded
omega really hard while my hand was covered
in baby powder, dat's a pimp slap
[abdullaomegaking] 10:50 am: i will show
uilmate attack
    [Arsalan] 10:50 am: i kick abdualla in the
nuts
[Darknaut9] 10:50 am: *throws the nuke rabbit
at omega* dat's da ulti attack
[abdullaomegaking] 10:50 am: that does not
work on me
    [Arsalan] 10:50 am: darknaut what is nuke
rabbit
[Darknaut9] 10:51 am: a rabbit dat's a hydrogen
bomb w/ a 100 megaton of dynamite explosion
    [Arsalan] 10:51 am: that means a bomb
rabbit
[abdullaomegaking] 10:52 am: i will use
ultimate power later
    [Arsalan] 10:52 am: abduall what level aer
you
[The Lounge]: Acid_Burn has entered at 10:52
am
[abdullaomegaking] 10:52 am: 21 i am still
training
    [Arsalan] 10:52 am: wanna fight
[Darknaut9] 10:52 am: uhuh, my pimp slap
beats any attack, 'cause it makes u mine
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
    [Arsalan] 10:52 am: me level 320
[abdullaomegaking] 10:52 am: nope i am
training
    [Arsalan] 10:52 am: i mean 20
[The Lounge]: Acid_Burn has left at 10:52 am
    [Arsalan] 10:53 am: lets fight omega
[abdullaomegaking] 10:53 am: and darknut you
going on dead land u atttacked me
[abdullaomegaking] 10:53 am: airght
    [Arsalan] 10:53 am: omega you are gonna
die
[abdullaomegaking] 10:53 am: hey you lier
[Darknaut9] 10:53 am: i will lynch you omega,
with the rabbits and da pimp slaps
    [Arsalan] 10:53 am: omega prepare to die     
[abdullaomegaking] 10:54 am: uses
kamahmaha on darknut comes behind him
kicks on head and galick gun on darknut body
   [Arsalan] 10:54 am: darknaut who will win
[Darknaut9] 10:54 am: umm, us, who else
    [Arsalan] 10:55 am: you mean ultimate
    [Arsalan] 10:55 am: Arsalan attacks with
Melee Attack and does abdullaomegaking
2,139,785 hp damage
[abdullaomegaking] 10:55 am: ok
    [Arsalan] 10:55 am: bad luck omega
[abdullaomegaking] 10:56 am: u can't see i am
21 and you 90
    [Arsalan] 10:56 am: haahahhahahahahaa
[Darknaut9] 10:56 am: *Darknaut throws
another nuke rabbit and does 300,000,000,000
damage*
[abdullaomegaking] 10:56 am: laugh all you can
[abdullaomegaking] 10:56 am: blocks it
    [Arsalan] 10:57 am: well cya fellaz
[Darknaut9] 10:57 am: cya arsa-san
[abdullaomegaking] 10:57 am: i told you to not
do that kicks darknut ten times and throws him
at sky and punchs him in gut and punchs in
face and kicks him on ground blows him away
and uses hand beam on darknut deals 50000
damage
[The Lounge]: psychopaul has left at 10:58 am
[The Lounge]: Arsalan has left at 10:58 am
    [haseeb] 10:58 am: hi
[abdullaomegaking] 10:58 am: hi
    [haseeb] 10:58 am: whts up
[Darknaut9] 10:58 am: oi, I killed u w/ da nuke
rabbit
[abdullaomegaking] 10:58 am: fine
[abdullaomegaking] 10:58 am: you know
darknut i am going never to die u know who i am
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