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A Tale Of Fort Raditz; Personal Saga (complete)
Topic Started: Nov 27 2008, 09:25 AM (87 Views)
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A man on a horse silently followed a small carriage. He wore a dark cape, and couldn’t be seen well in the darkness of night. He also wore a bandanna, keeping his hair hidden, and covered by a small dark hat with a red feather. He carried a half-concealed short sword.

Suddenly, he let his horse go wild, erupting from the brush and into the road. The carriage’s horses sprang into action, galloping away. The lowly thief followed, drawing a crossbow from within his cape, which covered most of his body.

The man took aim, quickly but carefully, years of practice behind his assault. He pulled the trigger, releasing a bolt with bright blue feathers towards the targeted carriage.

The bolt buried itself into the side of the carriage, ruining the carvings on the expensive mahogany carriage.

Then, the thief’s horse leaped over the carriage, landing in front of it and abruptly stopping the horses. He drew his short sword, and pointed it at the driver, stowing his crossbow.

“Stand and deliver!!” shouted the thief, “I am the king of this forest!! Pay a fare of precisely 5,000 zeni to pass!!”

“And what if we refuse to pay you?” came a voice from within the carriage.

“Then you… You… Argh! Get out here, smart ass, and I’ll teach you a lesson!!” the thief brandished his weapon angrily, jumping off his horse and taking a few angry steps.

“Sure. I’m Raditz…” Raditz appeared in front of Arturo, “And I believe that this land belongs to no man, now.”

The caped man thrust his sword forward. It met metal with a click ‘CLANG’ before Raditz skillfully maneuvered his second sword into the thief’s chest. The Saiyan smiled menacingly.

“Time’s up,” and with that, Raditz brought his sword up and out of the thief’s head, ending his miserable life.
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The merchant within the carriage thanked Raditz. Raditz nodded, cleaning his sword before sheathing both of them. The carriage rode on. Raditz disappeared into the night.

*

“Success?” asked his employer.

“Yes… Success,” Raditz replied smugly, “The ‘king’ is dead, and your men can now march freely.”

“Thank you,” the lord of Fort Raditz tossed the Saiyan a bag of coins.

“And…?” Raditz demanded.

“Yes, yes, you now have control over precisely ten percent of my militia. Your new troops wait at the gate,” the lord said, hurrying Raditz out the door, “Find them and get out of here.”

“Yes, my lord,” Raditz said and disappeared.

*

At the gates, a group of men with chain mail and short swords were waiting for Raditz. The Saiyan laughed at them, “You all? You’re a bunch of clowns! You’ve got power levels of only 8 or 9! You could never fight in a true battle! Oh, well…”

Raditz grabbed the hilt of his swords, hung at his waist for no apparent reason. Raditz just hadn’t bothered to put them on his back.

Within a few minutes, all of the men were either dead, going to be dead in a moment, or becoming dead at the blade of Raditz’s vicious swordsmanship abilities (and his sharp swords). Sharp blades help in administering doses of death, as well as skill and power.

“Now… Die,” Raditz killed the last man, who’d been quick… For a human. His power level had been 11.

The Saiyan, too worn out to speed teleport anymore, trudged home through the mud. Hopefully, Sikila would have something ready for dinner… And perhaps some tea…

Or a pomegranate. Those are always fun, Raditzu offered helpfully.

‘Yup… I’ve heard the country of ‘Greece’ has good pomegranates… Mm, pomegranates…’ as Raditz flew home, he thought about how good fruit tasted – especially pomegranates.
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*

“Sikila! I’m back from my mission at Fort Raditz! Why they named that damn fort after me… The idiots… I shouldn’t have even built it. Humph… And I let them take over… Ungrateful little…” Raditz trudged into the kitchen.

“Master Raditz! Sikila, master Raditz is back!” Zack shouted upon seeing Raditz enter the kitchen.

Raditz heard Sikila’s little feet pound against the wooden floorboards as the Namek ran up to Raditz’s stove. He removed a big pot from the stove, and poured some of it into a bowl, “Yes, sir! You’re back from Fort Raditz!” he also poured Raditz some tea and a bowl of fruit along with that soup, “How did the mission go?”

“Successful, I guess. I killed the ‘king of the forest’… He wasn’t a challenge. Power level of 27, though… I understand why the lord of Fort Raditz had a problem with him,” Raditz chuckled, “Of course, I didn’t.”

“Heh… I could have taken him down, master…” Zack smiled, “After all, my power level did hit 950 yesterday!”

“Heh… Mine hit 5,500 just a few days ago…” Raditz chuckled.

“Wow,” Zack said.

“Anyways! I’ve heard from a new, er, client yesterday. Well, he’s got a job for us. It’s got a little ‘bonus’ at the end, he says. Anyways, I’m to storm Fort Raditz, and slaughter them all. Meanwhile, the lord has also contacted me. He says I’m to report to Fort Raditz and defend against an attack he’s found out about,” Raditz paused, “Both on the exact same day.”

“Wow!! What will you do?!” Zack asked, confused.

“What can I do? We need the money, Zack. I cannot continue to help the lord… He pays little, and I believe he will soon attempt to betray our trust,” Raditz sighed uncomfortably. This was not the warrior’s favorite topic...
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“So you’ll take the anonymous client’s job?” Zack paused, thinking, “But wouldn’t you be, you know… Betraying him?”

“Better to betray…” Raditz started, “Than to be betrayed.”

“Okay… But he did give you those men, you know. Aren’t you at all grateful for what he’d done? He’s been helping us out…” Zack squirmed and sat down, “Just… He’s our ally.”

“He gave me weaklings. I asked for Androids and received humans. I was forced to slaughter them all,” Raditz said. He sat down as well.

“Oh…” Zack thought for a second, “Okay. I give up.”

Raditz smiled, “Good boy.”

*

A week later, Raditz was fully equipped to charge. He had both swords strapped to his back, and a scouter underneath a hooded cloak. Also, he wore his Saiyan Armor. It wouldn’t do to storm a fort unprotected. Fort Raditz had several excellent marksmen with laser guns.

“Stop at the gate. Set up the TNT around it. I’ll take care of the guards,” Raditz said. The Saiya – Jin left the cart he’d been riding in, leaving Zack and Sikila in charge of the TNT.

“Who goes there?!” a guard yelled at Raditz. He drew a laser gun. Several more guards were behind him, all holding spears and guns.

“Me,” Raditz said.

“And who are you?” yelled the guard.

“You should know me well, by know,” Raditz muttered, “I am, but I also am not; he who smiles at the full moon.”

“N- no more games!!” the guard yelled.

Raditz flung open his cloak, releasing a barrage of energy blasts, knocking the guards into the gate, “Raditzu de Caldicot, at your service!!” Raditzu laughed.

Zack set off the TNT, blowing the gate and guards to the Next Dimension. Raditz smiled, retaking over, and strode into the fort. ‘That’s how I like to do things – quick and easy!’
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“What a dump,” commented Raditz, “See? I’m actually making this spot better. Here… Ha!!” a Ki blast exploded a hut. The Saiyan smiled at his smoking handiwork.

“But m- master!!” Zack objected.

“Argh!!” Raditz said, tired of the child, “Go wait at the gates!! Sikila, look after him!!” tears formed in Raditz’s eyes, “It’s for your own good!!”

They were gone quickly. Raditz focused on the task at hand. ‘Okay… Focus… And…’ a small bright flame of energy appeared in Raditz’s hand, ‘Yes, yes…’ It grew into a 5” by 5” sphere. Raditz continued growing it, ‘ Let’s go, I need a cubic foot…’

It exploded into more then a foot by a foot. Raditz smiled, concentrating it to stay exactly where he’d created it, at the center of the strings of TNT… It stayed when he moved.

Smiling, Raditz flew off towards his former ‘lord’. What a surprise that fat bitch would have when he was dead!

*

“Raditz! Ah, Raditz, why are you here? Shouldn’t you be defending the…. Why is the g- gate s- smoking…?!” the lord said, repositioning his buns.

“Yes. The gate is smoking. Hand over the money. Every bit of it,” Raditzu said, holding out a hand.

“W- what’s going o- on?! R- Raditz?! N- no!!” the fat man cried.

“Now. Or the whole fort will explode,” Raditzu threatened.

“W- what?! H- how?!” the lord (of excessive fat) said, fearfully.

“Since you’re about to die, I suppose telling you my plan shouldn’t hurt. I preset strings of TNT during my inspection, all along the many paths. They each split off many times, and the last strings ended under buildings, with a bundle of TNT. You see, setting off one triggers all the others. However, I have a Sokidan – a ball of energy almost the size of your belly, haha – waiting at the center of this planned explosion. When I let that energy explode… BOOM. The whole fort goes up. You along with it. Oh, and did I mention, there are exactly 20 strings passing through this building, and hundreds of blocks of TNT around here. Also, thanks for the extra stock of gunpowder – it should make a bigger ‘BOOM’!” Raditzu laughed cruelly, recalling Raditz’s plans and actions.
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‘You fool!!’ Raditz groaned.

Don’t worry… The guards are dead, remember? Nothing could go wrong. Well… Either way, this guy doesn’t know his own mother from a coconut, I’d bet! Thought Raditzu, stifling a chuckle.

“B- but that’s s- suicide!!” the lord yelled.

“Actually, no. I can fly. It’s a useful skill, flying at over 250 miles per hour. And with a power level of - 6, ha! – you can’t stop me! Try as you may, my plan is perfect. Ha!” mocked Raditzu.

“G- guards!!” the lord called.

“Ah, yes, the guards… Did I forget to mention them? Come on in dears… Haha!” Raditzu opened the door.

The dead, bloody bodies of the guards collapsed on the lord’s carpet.

“N- no!! B- but, I… I g- got that cleaned j- just last w- week!!” the lord of Fort Raditz yelled angrily, “Y- you idiot, l- look at my n- nice f- fresh carpet, r- ruined!!”

“I’m bored. Can you please hand over the money? Otherwise, you’ll be brutally slaughtered. Either way, actually… Heh,” Raditzu chuckled. Either way, the lord would soon be a splatter among many.

“N- no!! Never!!” lord fatso yelled defiantly.

“Fine. You asked for it. Oh, yes; a tip for the afterlife… Lay off the cupcakes. Now, here comes the ‘BOOM’,” Raditzu chuckled.

The Saiyan casually floated out the window, a few hundred feet above the fort. He retrieved the scouter and scanned the area. No power levels over 7. That meant all guards would be dead. Raditz, sighing, unleashed the Sokidan towards the ground.

The whole fort exploded in an instant, sending roofs sky high. Raditz took over and flew away, sighing.

“I could have made a few bucks…” he mumbled.

Be glad it’s over, old friend. You can go back to the old ways – living alone in a house without anyone for miles, Raditzu said, attempting to comfort Raditz, Perhaps you can get a beer?

Raditz laughed, ‘Perhaps. Perhaps, I will.’
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*

Later that day, Raditz did go to a bar and get drunk. He found himself immersed in the human… A human biology lesson, shall we say. Later, Raditz was disgusted. He was a Saiyan!

That damn Janemba!! Damn Goku, damn Rosetta, damn 14!! Damn humans! Damn androids! Damn demons! Damn world!!!

It was all wrong.

Raditz was addicted to a trivial world of pleasures known only by those idiotic humans – ‘No,’ Raditz corrected himself, ‘Those idiotic SCUM!!’

He was angry. He hated the world. Well, at least, he hated the Earth. It was all wrong, this demented, twisted world, where everyone pretends to be your friend and then hates you!!

Raditz swore under his breath, realizing he was in his bed with some lady he didn’t remember meeting.

He threw her out of the door, followed by her clothes. Followed by a Kamehameha, a broken beer bottle, and some knives. Topped off by a random pair of stinky panties.

“Damn this whole bloody world!! I’ll kill them all; Vegeta, 14, Janemba, Pan, Goku, 14, EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!!! I’ll kill all of them!!” vowed Raditz.

Then, he immersed himself in a world of beer and fell into a deep, dark sleep. He dreamed of massacring everyone he knew, friend or foe.

*

The next day he awoke, happy. He no longer wanted to kill anyone, he merely craved another bottle of beer. So he got a bottle of beer and settled down, thinking about last night.

Not such a bad world as you thought, eh? Certainly you won’t kill anyone who’s a friend? Raditzu joked.

‘You know what?’ Raditz thought.

Yes, old friend? Raditzu answered.

‘I love Earth. This planet is great… I think I’ll live here forever. I’ve got many friends, and a few enemies, but life’s great!’ Raditz thought, ‘And you know what else?’

“I’m happy at last!!!”
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