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The Day Of Anti-fun; Personal Saga (complete)
Topic Started: Nov 27 2008, 09:37 AM (51 Views)
Alaric
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Raditz glanced around. Nobody around? ‘Perfect,’ thought the Saiyan, ‘That means I can go to the bar… Hehe. Beer and fights, here I come! I can’t wait to whack someone on the head with a broken beer bottle – after drinking it’s contents, that is!’

“Hey, master! Let’s go training! I’ve got some more power I’d like you to see…” Zack came running just as Raditz was about to fly off.

‘Jeez, what do I have to do to get a beer and some peace around here?’ Raditz thought.

Go to sleep and dream of it, stated Raditzu simply.

“I’ve got to go somewhere. I don’t have time to train, I have to… Er…” Raditz thought hard. Then he spoke, “Never you mind, I just can’t train.”

“Aw, come on, master!” Zack pleaded. Then, he stopped for a few moments. A mischievous smile appeared on his usually innocent, happy face. He started to speak mockingly, “Where are you going that’s so important, huh?”

“Um… Didn’t I say ‘never you mind’?! Just leave me in peace,” Raditz began floating into the air. He had to get to that bar – before the rush!!

Zack smiled, “Ha! Haha! Hahaha! If you don’t train with me…” the child paused dramatically, “I’ll spread the word!”

“Word of what…?” Raditz questioned suspiciously.

“Hehe… You know… Hehe…” Zack nudged Raditz a few times, “Hehe! The word that ‘Raditz-’ ”

“WE GET IT WE GET IT!!” Raditz yelled, landing, “Ugh… I need some friends my own age… Anyways, I’ll train with you. For a bit.” Raditz glanced at his watch, ‘A short bit… The rush is in 10 minutes!!’

“Yay! So what should we do? Eh? Eh? Hehe!” Zack continued to mock, “We can train at the fields… Or in the mountains!! We could wrestle bighorn sheep? Or…”

Raditz smiled. Raditzu took control with a nice idea, “How about we fight? Get the juices flowing a bit…”
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*

So, they went to the mountains. Floating above the ground by a few yards, the two fighters faced each other. They fought as Saiyans, not just friends, but as Saiyans. Zack was the first to attack, with a barrage of jabs and knees.

Raditzu dodged all of Zack’s attacks, countering with powerful attacks that would cause heavy damage. Zack, on the other hand, preferred quick attacks to get a hit. Wrong!!! None of the child’s attacks hit. Raditzu could dodge, at only 20% of his power. The fight was already in Raditzu’s favor, all the way, any way. It was obvious.

“Let’s do this rough…” Raditzu said, punching Zack many times in the gut, followed by a quick uppercut, topped off with a Sokidan to the chest.

“Argh…” Zack fell to the ground, holding his stomach.

“I’m sorry. It was the only way to end this game, child. Hehe… Good bye,” Raditzu flew off from his mountain training grounds.

*

An hour later, he stood in the bar, wrestling humans off of him. They were devastating – the humans had some power, Raditz had to admit. But still, he was a Saiyan, a true warrior. Raditz threw a human into the bartender.

“Hey!! Need any more beers, pal?!” the bartender yelled angrily, sarcasm dripping from every word.

“Yes, actually!” Raditz threw some money on the table.

The bartender, shaking his head sorrowfully, drew a bottle of beer from his cupboard, “Sorry, pal, we’re all out. This is the last bottle of the regular. And the law of this city says I ain’t supposed to give you any stronger than this stuff.”

Raditz chugged the bottle down in seconds, “Screw the law! I’ll pay extra for a whole round of your finest whiskey, extra strong!”

“Extra strong?! My finest whiskey?! That’s way over regulation!! Plus, it’s after drinking hours!! I was supposed to close hours ago!!”
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“Hehe… Fine,” Raditz sighed, throwing a whole bag of cash onto the counter, “That’s more than ten times the most expensive thing on your menu, plus a tip of twice that. Give me that fine, strong whiskey or that money finds it’s way home to my pocket. And my sword will find a home in the your head.” Menacingly, Raditz drew his sword and hung it at the door with his cloak.

“It’s 10:30 P.M.!! Why didn’t my guards take all your weapons before you entered?!” the bartender asked angrily.

“Oh… They were your guards?” Raditz chuckled, “I’d suggest hiring new ones. They’re busy guarding the gates of Hell!! Haha!” the Saiyan slapped his knee, remembering their screams as the guards died.

“Damn!! Fine…” the human opened a drawer and pulled out a round of whiskies labeled ‘VOLCANO WHISKEY, EXTRA STRONG, 1999’ and in tiny print ‘Warning: Not for those with weak stomachs!!!’ and even farther down, in even tinier print, handwritten clumsily ‘HEL’.

Shorthand for ‘Hell’, as in hot? Or perhaps it was some other word entirely… As Raditz tasted it, he agreed. Hot as Hell!!

“This was a great day, barkeep, but I’ve got places to be, people to kill,” Raditz said, finishing his whiskey.

“You mean ‘meet’…?” the bartender asked.

“Hm? I meant what? Sorry, I’m in a bit of a hurry… If you could just talk a bit faster and louder…” Raditz said, retrieving his belongings.

As Raditz put on his cloak, and slung his sword over his back, the bartender said, “You said ‘places to be, people to kill’, don’t you mean… ‘Places to go, people to meet’?” the human was immensely confused.

Raditz glanced over his shoulder casually, starting to fly out the door, “Hm? No, of course not. I meant exactly what I said.”

And with that, the Saiyan flew off.
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