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Elderly Gentlemen's Club; For Characters 30+ in age
Topic Started: May 18 2009, 09:07 PM (1,181 Views)
DISGRACED BRA
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Men? Rightful rulers of the world?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Eat my vagina.

But of course I shall get you your tea, a20. Not that it'll be poisoned or anything.
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Roland
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*Tips hat*

Righto.
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abyss
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*looks at tea*

It doesn't look good enough!

*throws tea at Bra*

Make me another one. Kids these days can't even make tea properly!
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Disgraced Yamcha
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Android 20,May 19 2009
12:22 PM
*looks at tea*

It doesn't look good enough!

*throwssplashes tea at Bra, scalding her horribly till she wets her self in a quivering heap of tears,tea and ovaries*

Make me another one. Kids these days can't even make tea properly!

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"I do not know what it's like to hit a man twice." - Li Shuwen (1864-1934)

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No way, you'll never make it. Come with the weak shit, I break kids. Step into my zone, mad rhymes will stifle ya, Lines like rifles go blast when I kick some ass. - Guru
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Bra, can you be a good deary and fetch me my slippers. My feet are cold, oh and can you put them on for me, my back hurts....oh and don't worry about my long, green toenails, I haven't been able to cut them in a year or so...oh and mind you don't get infected while your down there.
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Fixed


I actually threw the whole cup at her. Or so I meant to say. But I will rephrase:


*looks at tea*

It doesn't look good enough!

*throws the cup at tea in Bra's face, making small bits of glass rip her skin open whilst the burning hot liquid poured all over her, causing heavy burns. Crying out loud, she started to clean the mess before crawling out, as she was not allowed to stand taller than the men who sat down comfortably, watching the game and drinking beer whilst scratching their crotch*


There.
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Disgraced Yamcha
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12:44 PM

I actually threw the whole cup at her. Or so I meant to say. But I will rephrase:


*looks at tea*

It doesn't look good enough!

*throws the cup at tea in Bra's face, making small bits of glass rip her skin open whilst the burning hot liquid poured all over her, causing heavy burns. Crying out loud, she started to clean the mess before crawling out, as she was not allowed to stand taller than the men who sat down comfortably, watching the game and drinking beer whilst scratching their crotch*


There.

*claps*Did this muthafucka just 1up me? I move to promote Android 20 to Head female abuser
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"I do not know what it's like to hit a man twice." - Li Shuwen (1864-1934)

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No way, you'll never make it. Come with the weak shit, I break kids. Step into my zone, mad rhymes will stifle ya, Lines like rifles go blast when I kick some ass. - Guru
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*bows in front of the cheering crowd


Thank you, I am most honored to occupy such an honorable position.


Bra!

*rings bell angrily

My feet hurt terribly. Massage them now, woman, otherwise kiss your 1 dollar/day income goodbye! Rotted child!

Also, fetch Yamcha his night slippers. His feet might get cold, like Garlic's.

Move it, woman. We ain't paying you that buck to sit on your ass all day!
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DISGRACED BRA
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LOLLL YESSSS.

*puts on bee costume*
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abyss
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We deserve a special password protected sub-forum! Our organization has grown too big and too important for a mere thread!



The password must be simple, as it requires minimum effort for the females and youngsters to crack it down and witness our top secret discussions, but without having the permission to post in them!
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Disgraced Yamcha
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Agreed
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"I do not know what it's like to hit a man twice." - Li Shuwen (1864-1934)

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No way, you'll never make it. Come with the weak shit, I break kids. Step into my zone, mad rhymes will stifle ya, Lines like rifles go blast when I kick some ass. - Guru
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I second that motion.

BRA! YOU SPILLED TEA ON MY CROTCH, CLEAN IT UP NOOOOOWW!!
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BRA! YOU SPILLED TEA ON MY CROTCH, CLEAN IT UP NOOOOOWW!!


*drops tea cup on the floor looking pissed off

Bra, you get here this instance!

*bitch slaps Bra twice

Now, clean this mess up and then go clean the toilet. You might want to get the anti radiation mask, as Garlic had some stomach problems.

*leans towards Garlic Jr and Yamcha, whispering

I peed in that mask.

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Windaria
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Oh dear Bra... they've turned you into their bitch! You better watch these old guys, they're trouble.

I have a shot glass chess set if that's the kind of chess you were talking about and if I'm to play golf I want to be provided with a pink golf set :D

*plugs nose* Gross... it smells like old people in here *runs away*
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DISGRACED BRA
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Oh man. I don't think it's possible to reply to such gold. I really don't.

AND SCREW DAT. Time for the Ladies' Club. We'd f your days up.
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Windaria
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Yeah, our club would be way better, all the partying and making out... that's what you do right? hahaha
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DISGRACED BRA
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YES. Screw the Elderly Gentlemen's Club. We'll make out and party and do lines of coke off of each others' asses.

I call Windy! <3 Pan, you can have Videl.

...Er, good luck with that.
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Windaria
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hahahaha! our club already sounds 20 billion times better then this musty old age home.

it's make out time bra mwuhahaha
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DISGRACED BRA
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*HUGKISSGROPE*

And hahaha. Our club has successfully hijacked this thread.

Ladies' Club 1, Elderly Gentlemen's Club 0.
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Windaria
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I'm sure we'd have all the votes... hot girls making out 20 billion, smelly old men
-20 billion hahahaha

We owned these geezers! Let's participate in some elder abuse ( of course by that I mean physical not sexual *shudders*)

Hahaha sorry old timers :P

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Pikkon has died, been revived, died again, REVIVED so he might look like he is in his 20's when he is obviously in the 500's. He has been dead for like what? 10,000 years?
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Damn, the ladies' club sounds way better.

*Dresses up in women's clothing*

Hi, i'm Lady Garlica, hottest Demon lady of all time, that means I can join lol.
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This thread = lame.
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Or just 4 years. Nobody knows that.

Plus, we're not sure that Pikkon can be considered a male or something like a namekian. Can he pee standing up?


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Ladies' Club 1

Women can't form clubs. Only us, males, have the potential to do so. Women can only get accepted by organizations which men formed.

Therefore, in order for 'your ladies' club ' to exist, a male must form it and then give it to you.


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This thread = lame.


You're just jealous because we can pee standing up and you can't!
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Okay. Bojack's 23. 46, in Human years.
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