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| Elderly Gentlemen's Club; For Characters 30+ in age | |
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| Topic Started: May 18 2009, 09:07 PM (1,180 Views) | |
| abyss | May 19 2009, 04:29 PM Post #51 |
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Doctor Gero
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Stop trying to look young. You're one of the oldest hags around here! |
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| Disgraced Bojack | May 19 2009, 04:30 PM Post #52 |
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all for the monay nigga!
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Man, you betta sit yo' old ass down. |
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| Android 14-2 | May 19 2009, 04:35 PM Post #53 |
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Bojack, we have been taught...I mean we created all martial arts, not only that, whilst in the Elderly Gentlemen's club, we created a new martial art known as 'Old man kung fu', which actually beats everything no matter how powerful or young you are. Also, this martial art destroys all organizations, especially ladies' clubs, apart from our own one. |
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| bizkitboylee100 | May 19 2009, 04:38 PM Post #54 |
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There is a rule for women, quiet while the men are talking |
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| abyss | May 19 2009, 04:39 PM Post #55 |
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[qupte]we created a new martial art known as 'Old man kung fu[/quote] We as an organization created that. But the fact of the matter is that our first leader, the creator of all in the universe created that for the sole purpose of destroying any physical or non-physical thing. His name was Chuck Norris. Now, that fighting style has been passed from generation to generation, inside our club. I remember that I actually met Chuck Norris one time...*nonsense elderly babble* and that's how I became a genius. Good times! |
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| Windaria | May 19 2009, 04:41 PM Post #56 |
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Eternal Wanderer
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There's a rule for men too, don't piss off women ![]() Anyway booo to your old people/ sexist club hahaha |
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| Disgraced Bojack | May 19 2009, 04:43 PM Post #57 |
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all for the monay nigga!
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Why did the woman cross the road? Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!? |
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| Windaria | May 19 2009, 04:45 PM Post #58 |
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Probably to kick some mans ass and make him do all the bitch work
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| Disgraced Bojack | May 19 2009, 04:48 PM Post #59 |
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all for the monay nigga!
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, shes already been told twice. |
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[align=center] THE CRINKON FORCE. [/align]
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| Kain | May 19 2009, 04:58 PM Post #60 |
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...I've had my fun reading this...but when I think of a "gentlemen's club" I'm think a little more fun and less old peopel
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| Android 14-2 | May 19 2009, 05:04 PM Post #61 |
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LMAO BOJACK!! Haha What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic? The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her. Wanna hear another joke? Women's rights! :lol: |
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| jennabug | May 19 2009, 05:18 PM Post #62 |
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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it.. How many men does it take to please a woman. Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand to see a man have a good time. What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told. What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her where the sun don't shine. What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody. ---- Mwuaha. |
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| DISGRACED BRA | May 19 2009, 05:29 PM Post #63 |
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Digu gets -39018230 points for that tl;dr shit. But I'll come back and win some for the ladies with this one: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. And: What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it. |
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| Disgraced Bojack | May 19 2009, 05:30 PM Post #64 |
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all for the monay nigga!
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Actually, you just ruined it for yourself there, Bra. |
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| Android 14-2 | May 19 2009, 06:05 PM Post #65 |
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Yep Bra, looks like the Elderley Gentlemen's club win after all. |
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| DISGRACED BRA | May 19 2009, 06:10 PM Post #66 |
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The words of defenseless men fall upon deaf ears. |
[align=center]![]() [size0] ----------------> // w \\ <------------------ [/align] [align=center]They've a way of whispering to me--fellow-wight who yet abide-- In the muted, measured note Of a ripple under archways, or a lone cave's stillicide[/align] [align=center]>-->--o"[/align] | |
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| Android 14-2 | May 19 2009, 06:32 PM Post #67 |
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I'm bored with playing the sexist pig lol. Come on guys, we are elderly and experienced, we should know better and be more mature
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| NoJeice | May 19 2009, 06:39 PM Post #68 |
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Don't hate the Player, hate the Game.
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Courses Women Should be REQUIRED to take Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits Parties: Going Without New Outfits Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up Introduction to Parking Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space Cooking: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption PMS: Your Problem... Not His Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both TV Remotes: For Men Only |
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| Old Videl | May 19 2009, 07:09 PM Post #69 |
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I love you all. You make me "LOL" after a long day at classes. ![]() P.S. Jeice I think you should re-title that to "Courses Jeice Should be REQUIRED to take" kthxbye.
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| skydancer0805 | May 19 2009, 07:12 PM Post #70 |
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I guess this means Taps is the one kind old dude here. And yes, I could join 'cause technically, I'm over 1000 years old. Granted, a good amount of that time was spent in a itsy bitsy music box... HOLY FUCK!!! I'M A GENIE!!!! And this is my first act! *ends the Elderly Gentlemen's Club and starts a boarding home for women where he's the manager* GO HINA HOUSE!!! |
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| NoJeice | May 19 2009, 07:13 PM Post #71 |
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HAHA very funny Videl, you are the funniest being alive....im not joking I almost shit my pants laughing thats how funny it was...your a comedian |
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| DISGRACED BRA | May 19 2009, 07:29 PM Post #72 |
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Jeice is either a) the most sarcastic betch alive, or b) the most brown nosing betch alive. TAKE YOUR PICK JUICEY JUICE. |
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| NoJeice | May 19 2009, 07:33 PM Post #73 |
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Probably A) Bra, since I dont know what brown nosing means, but I know what sarcasim is. Your sooo Funny tooo Bra, dont think I'd ever forget about you... |
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| Tasuda | May 19 2009, 07:42 PM Post #74 |
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Brown Noser- ne who brownnoses (flatters or humors somebody in an obsequious manner for personal gain); one who sucks up; a bootlicker, ass-kisser, sycophant |
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| NoJeice | May 19 2009, 07:44 PM Post #75 |
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Ohh then...defintly option a)......im defintly sarcastic |
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