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Elderly Gentlemen's Club; For Characters 30+ in age
Topic Started: May 18 2009, 09:07 PM (1,180 Views)
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Stop trying to look young. You're one of the oldest hags around here!
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Disgraced Bojack
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all for the monay nigga!
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Stop trying to look young. You're one of the oldest hags around here!

Man, you betta sit yo' old ass down.
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Bojack, we have been taught...I mean we created all martial arts, not only that, whilst in the Elderly Gentlemen's club, we created a new martial art known as 'Old man kung fu', which actually beats everything no matter how powerful or young you are.

Also, this martial art destroys all organizations, especially ladies' clubs, apart from our own one.
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There is a rule for women, quiet while the men are talking
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[qupte]we created a new martial art known as 'Old man kung fu[/quote]

We as an organization created that. But the fact of the matter is that our first leader, the creator of all in the universe created that for the sole purpose of destroying any physical or non-physical thing. His name was Chuck Norris.

Now, that fighting style has been passed from generation to generation, inside our club.


I remember that I actually met Chuck Norris one time...*nonsense elderly babble* and that's how I became a genius. Good times!
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There's a rule for men too, don't piss off women :P

Anyway booo to your old people/ sexist club hahaha
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Disgraced Bojack
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all for the monay nigga!
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Why did the woman cross the road?

Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?
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Probably to kick some mans ass and make him do all the bitch work :P
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all for the monay nigga!
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, shes already been told twice.
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...I've had my fun reading this...but when I think of a "gentlemen's club" I'm think a little more fun and less old peopel :P
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Nothing shall forestall my return
To become the dew that quenches the land
To spare the sands, the seas, the skies
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LMAO BOJACK!! Haha
What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.

Wanna hear another joke?
Women's rights! :lol:
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How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..

How many men does it take to please a woman.
Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A women who won't do what she's told.

What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
Kick her where the sun don't shine.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

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Mwuaha.
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Digu gets -39018230 points for that tl;dr shit.

But I'll come back and win some for the ladies with this one:

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

And:

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
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Actually, you just ruined it for yourself there, Bra.
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Yep Bra, looks like the Elderley Gentlemen's club win after all.


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The words of defenseless men fall upon deaf ears.
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I'm bored with playing the sexist pig lol.

Come on guys, we are elderly and experienced, we should know better and be more mature ;)
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Courses Women Should be REQUIRED to take


Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
Parties: Going Without New Outfits
Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
Introduction to Parking
Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
Cooking: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
PMS: Your Problem... Not His
Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
TV Remotes: For Men Only
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I love you all. You make me "LOL" after a long day at classes. ^_^

P.S. Jeice I think you should re-title that to "Courses Jeice Should be REQUIRED to take"
kthxbye. :)
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I guess this means Taps is the one kind old dude here. And yes, I could join 'cause technically, I'm over 1000 years old. Granted, a good amount of that time was spent in a itsy bitsy music box...

HOLY FUCK!!! I'M A GENIE!!!!

And this is my first act! *ends the Elderly Gentlemen's Club and starts a boarding home for women where he's the manager* GO HINA HOUSE!!!
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HAHA very funny Videl, you are the funniest being alive....im not joking I almost shit my pants laughing thats how funny it was...your a comedian
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Jeice is either a) the most sarcastic betch alive, or b) the most brown nosing betch alive.

TAKE YOUR PICK JUICEY JUICE.
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Probably A) Bra, since I dont know what brown nosing means, but I know what sarcasim is. Your sooo Funny tooo Bra, dont think I'd ever forget about you...
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Ohh then...defintly option a)......im defintly sarcastic
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