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My Dick Is Bigger Than Yours.
Topic Started: May 28 2009, 07:52 PM (381 Views)
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According to UrbanDictionary, my name -- Aman -- means:


Aman, broken up to be A Man. That is ironic due to the fact that Aman is also God.

Aman once clashed kicks with Chuck Norris. The universe was destroyed and recreated in that exact instant and Aman was declared victorious as this universe was one where Chuck Norris was killed by Bruce Lee in The Way of the Dragon.

Aman also broke math at one time. All math was proven wrong before Aman's wrathful findings.

Aman is someone who is extremely clever and intelligent. Aman cannot be outsmarted, if you have believed you have done so then he planned for you to do it. If it appears Aman is having a headache, he is not. He is having a premonition. Aman is also a robot.

No one knows where Aman originated, some believe he simply existed when the universe began. Others believe his conception was synonymous with the heavens. Still others believe that he is here to wreak havoc upon mankind and ultimately rule us all. However, it is said that some see Aman roaming upon this Earth. These claims are yet to be investigated. If he does exist, pray for your lives.

Only time will tell what Aman will do next.

Holy crap, there's Aman! ; Did you hear about how Aman smited those heretics? ; OH MAH GAWD I LOVE AMAN! ; Who the hell is Aman? ; Person A: Aman just hugged me! Person B: Lier! You are not good enough for him to hug you! Burn for your treason! *burns Person A* ; Person A: I wonder if I'll ever meet God. Person B: He's right over there. *points at Aman*

Funny thing is, it's true.

YOUR TURN. look up yours. post that shit up here.
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HAHAH YES. I remember this. Let's bring this. To the people. Yessss.

Jillian:

  • 1. the sexiest person in the world. (duh)
    2. justin will never stop luving this grl.
    3. the soon-to-be mother of Justin's kids.
    Hey look, this guy luvs her like a jillian.
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  • A number consisting of at least 30 digits left of the decimal point.
    Dwight: You know what my favorite number is?
    Jillian: What is it?
    Dwight: a jillian
    Jillian: Oops, I seem to have dropped my pants and bra.
    Dwight: *grins

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  • someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, as that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane
    i hope this jillian is the only bomb on the plane!
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  • 1. A flabby, wrinkled, loose vagina. Similar to a box of cow tongues.
    2. An insult much like "douche" or "asshole".
    1. Dude, I bet you that Mrs. Stewart has a major jillian.
    2. Gosh, you're such a jillian.



Hahahahahaaaa. The third one is my favorite. Last one is already trufax.
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Fuck sake, I'm a guy <_<

1. Jamie 586 up, 243 down
A sweet girl with a cheery disposition on life, love and friendship. A cute girl.
Frank: That girl seems really nice
Tom: Oh yea she's such a Jamie.

Frank: So was she hot or what?
Tom: Cute smile great body, she was such a Jamie.

2. Jamie 904 up, 606 down
The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.
'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie'
jamie stealing mischeivious theif criminal

3. Jamie 252 up, 66 down
A girl who is intelligent, yet silly. A girl who is cold on the outside, yet warm and cuddly on the inside. A girl who tell her friends everything, yet she has many secrets hidden. A girl who is a great friend, yet a worthy advesary if you are not a friend of hers. A girl who is extremely sweet and innocent, yet she kicks someone's ass when necessary.
Jamie is awesome.
jamie girl friend advesary mean evil innocent girlfriend ex-girlfriend

4. jamie 127 up, 63 down
The hottest girl on earth. She can melt the heart of any guy.
This girl is the hottest girl on earth. She must be a Jamie
hot cute sexy short sweet

5. Jamie 114 up, 85 down
a really big boner
Dude, that girl gave me a jamie
jamie penis cool big small

6. Jamie 40 up, 14 down
Someone who is hard to understand. She can be crazy, but her friends love her for that. Can have a bad temper but gets over it fast. Loves being random, is well liked.
Also, she is a shy person, and cares for many.
M: i don't understand that Jamie.
crazy shy random understand cares

7. Jamie 23 up, 15 down
The girl you know that is cute, cuddly, and obsessed over fantasies in chick flicks like holding your hand or cuddling. Generally her smile creates a kawaii overload in the kawaii receptors of your brain, weakening the toughest man's emotional defenses into that of a newborn puppy.
Frank: So I heard Jamie likes you. Get your kawaii receptors ready man, you won't last five minutes without the right preparations.
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1)katie 3974 up, 1037 down love it hate it

A happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Likes to party and is always there when you need her.

2) Katie 1602 up, 507 down love it hate it

the name katie is usualy given to one who happens to be exceptionaly well at pleasing their partner. katie's happen to be very good at making the opposite sex rather "turned on". one would not regret having been with a katie.
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3)katie 914 up, 288 down love it hate it

A happy, friendly person who likes to be around friends and gives lots of hugs
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4) Katie 687 up, 201 down love it hate it

The most beautiful, intelligent, wonderful girl. She is wiser beyond her years. Her friendship means the world to me. She had dreams greater than anyone and I believe she can achieve them all. She's to good for the boys. If you're not her friend, you're missing out!
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5) Katie 750 up, 310 down love it hate it

A common name used in America and Canada. It comes from the greek Katharos meaning 'pure". Short for several names such as Kathleen, Kathryn, Katherine, Catherine.
The first woman of record to have borne the name was Saint Katherina who was put to death for her beliefs. The crusaders were evidently moved by her story because they carried news of St. Katherina back with them to Europe and began to name their daughters in her honor.
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6)katie 732 up, 292 down love it hate it

a supah fly chick with a crazy life,
usually enjoys parties.

._. none of that is me at all. Though I -am- reliable.

There are also like 9 pages of definitions. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Katie

I also did my nickname which is what all my friends call me:
1) Kat 510 up, 126 down love it hate it

Term referring to the hottest woman in the room.

2) kat 273 up, 59 down love it hate it

The coolest kid to walk the earth, a sexy nerd. Guys fall head over heels for her. She loves guys with all her heart. She loves to dance and eat chocolate.

3) Kat 216 up, 68 down love it hate it

a well sexy girl who everyone wants to tap.

4) Kat 158 up, 22 down love it hate it

This is a girl who is so pretty. One of the most amazing girls you will ever meet in your life. She makes your heart drop when you talk and is so b-e-a-utiful. She is loved so much and is a just an outstanding girl.

5) Kat 81 up, 29 down love it hate it

a total awesome, fun loving person that is totally out going, can be quite a flirt, loves to flirt, really good at flirting, can be a great kisser, can resist temptaion, loves to read, can be a bitch at times but takes it as a compliment... has great curves!!!! lovely hair and pretty looks too.

6) Kat 15 up, 59 down love it hate it

A scary PMS induced toad monster, who takes pleasure in laughing at old/mentally disabled people. Is exceptionally good at imitating Jabba the Hutt, a skill most used in the presence of hotties in failed attempts to lure them into her presence. Most hated by Edward Cullen. Will exchange sexual favours for chocolate
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1. travis 943 up, 469 down
hottest guy ever!!!! usually used for sexual pleasure, but not in this case.
Travis es en fuego!!


2. travis 386 up, 183 down
wastes at pretty much anything and is usually used for sexual pleasure.
and smeone who is a master in bed
oh man he was being such a travis yesterday

3. travis 372 up, 186 down
totally do-able in a white suit...
april: omg did you see that travis!
steph: yeah totally do-able...!


4. Travis 199 up, 70 down
The most badass, awesome, tough, scary, insane, jealous, great, moody, loud, non-sensitive, sexually hungry beast.
He is very caring for those close to him, but say one word to him and he will kick your ass.
Seriously.
Don't mess with this mother fucker.

5. Travis 192 up, 90 down
the nicest/sweetest guy ever! also known as sexy, hottie, or cutie. Amazing at dancing and jet skiing!
That guy was totally a Travis! =]

6. Travis 105 up, 75 down
1. verb. To act weird in a manner that is contagious
1. Oh my gosh Billy, stop pulling a TRAVIS when you eat that worm!


7. travis 165 up, 150 down
Travis- slang for travioso, meaning slut of man whore in spanish. Guy who gets around alot, or tries to sleep with alot of girl. not a casanova, doesn't mind swinging the other way.
did you hear about that guy who fingered that girl in the elevator, hes such a travis.

Damn this shit is on point!....wait.....i dont swing the other way....But everything else is correct. :)
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William

1. William
A charismatic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A 'Prince Charming' so to speak in many aspects.

My god...he was the man of my dreams...such a William...

2. William
The perfect boyfriend; someone who will stay on the phone with you just because, someone who opens doors for you, someone who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside whenever you're near them. They generally are funny, and tease you a lot. But you never care.

My William makes me so happy!

3. William
An English name coming from the German name, Vilhelm, literally meaning will(desire, will) and helmet (protection). It has many variants in over 50 languages. Variants include but are not limited to:
Wilhelm, Vilhelm, Guillaume, Guillermo, Guglielmo, and Guilherme

Nicknames for William include: Will, Bill, and Billiam.

According to the 1990 U.S. Census the name William is the 5th most popular first name with 2.451% of the male population

Many famous and successful people have been/are named William.

1. Bill Gates (richest man in the world)
2. Bill Clinton (Former president)
3. William the Conqueror (conqueror of England in 1066)
4. William Shakespeare (greatest writer of the English language)
5. King William of Prussia (Emperor of Germany before WWI)

A fine name, if I do say so myself.

I asked him what he would name his child, and he responded, "William".

4. William
A guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?"
Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true William"


5. William
WILLIAM is the #5 most common male name.
2.451% of men in the US are named WILLIAM.
Around 3002475 US men are named WILLIAM!

WILLIAM is the #1118 most common female name.
0.007% of females in the US are named WILLIAM.
Around 8925 US females are named WILLIAM!

WILLIAM is the #731 most common last name.
0.016% of last names in the US are WILLIAM.
Around 40000 US last names are WILLIAM!

William doesn't want tea with that dog.



Wow, funny this is all true. I really don't want tea with that dog!
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Why would you name your daughter...WILLIAM? XD
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Why would you name your son... KATIE?
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Oh shush up Bra.
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Pfft screw ur A charismatic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing

im a beast in the bed damn it!
And im sexy/cuti AND im one bad motha fucka.
Fuck LOVE...its all about the LUST!
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Mine's not good. D:

1. The act of trying to make sure that people know that you are right because you are usually right.

2. To be all encompassing, well rounded, well accomplished
Sally: "What is the capital of Idaho?"
Jim: "May?"
Bob: "Boise?"
Sally: "I think it is Boise as well."
Bob: "It's Boise."

Jim: "Yeah, that's right, Boise"

Bob: "That's the answer Boise, that's what I said."

Sally: "Yes, we know you are correct Bob, you don't have to pull a jarod."

2. He is the CEO of a large corporation, a volunteer coach in 2 sports and still spends most days with his family. We don't know how he does it, he's truly a jarod.

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The subway diet spokesperson.
Kevin: "Hey i'm running to subway, anybody want something?"

Nick: "Subway??? Again?? Since when did you become Jarod anyway???

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-_- F*** that site.

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A homosexual who enjoys the act of sticking his penis into another mans anus hole, or the other way around.
Dude, I walked in on two guys pulling a jarod the other night.

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Again... f*** that site.


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1. travis.......

Lmao..Travis. Gtfo honkey!
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1. josh 449 up, 180 down love it hate it

He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good :)
Whos your good looking boyfriend?Oh,that sud muffin?That would be Josh

2. Josh 514 up, 275 down love it hate it

Coolest kid in the world, very popular, girls are all over him usually most of the time, loves pussy

josh is so cool.

3. Josh 396 up, 192 down love it hate it

A cool guy with the ladies all over him. Smart, funny, and hot, with a great dick.
He's such a josh, that's why everyone wants to be like him.




1. josh 449 up, 180 down love it hate it

He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good :)
Whos your good looking boyfriend?Oh,that sud muffin?That would be Josh

2. Josh 514 up, 275 down love it hate it

Coolest kid in the world, very popular, girls are all over him usually most of the time, loves pussy

josh is so cool.

3. Josh 396 up, 192 down love it hate it

A cool guy with the ladies all over him. Smart, funny, and hot, with a great dick.
He's such a josh, that's why everyone wants to be like him.

4. josh 284 up, 106 down love it hate it

1.To be sarcastic 2.Cynical
"Dude, I was only joshing"

5. Josh 253 up, 131 down love it hate it

Cool Guy, likes to making up songs, real funny, good with girls.
person:He's so funny!
Person:Well he's a Josh.

6. Josh 260 up, 153 down love it hate it

Future ruler/ender of the world, often likes to destroy people by throwing busses full of children at them. Sometimes puppies are in place of children. Does not give a damn about what you think, and will pretty much eat your soul.
Only reason why i'm still alive is because Josh hasn't found me yet!


7. Josh 233 up, 162 down love it hate it

An amazing person that gets all the ladies. He loves to play sports, and is so ripped hes not allowed to hug. The ladies love his big dick. He is also a genius at everything and has too many friends. He plays guitar very great and listens to screamo and heavy metal all day.
Hey u r very cool, r u Josh?


I must make a personal saga now where Bardock throws buses full of children at people.
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lee  11 up, 29 down love it hate it

Someone with a tickling fetish. The one who likes to be tickled.
She was laughing so hard, she peed herself. What a lee!


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When used in the context of an Australian Male, the Term/Name "Lee" denotes awesomeness, In 1842 a great man predicted that all males named "Lee" in the year 1987 shall become 'King of the World' upon their 20th birthday.

Because this great philosophiser was shot in the back while dancing to the 1842 one hit wonder "Hamertime" (a song about communist oppression) the truth was never released to the public.
Angie: "OMG its Lee, hes so shiney"
Scott: "Yup, cant fight that. He is awesome"
Ben: "Yeah, i wish i was Lee"
Sam: "Lee's so hot right now!"
Lee: "Guys! Keep is down, Im busy having sex with supermodels!"


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1) An attractive guy that chicks digg.

2) A being who has a level manliness about them of which is somewhat subtle yet unparalleled, and which is sometimes mistaken by lesser men as gayness.

3) A higher level of man who endures a multitude of gay jokes, but is in reality much more straight than the lesser men who provoke him.
1) Girl 1 - omg, did you like, see that cute guy at the mall today?
Girl 2 - omg girlfriend, he was like, such a Lee!!!

2) Boy 1 - Wow that kid in our science class is so gay.
Boy 2 - No, he's actually a Lee.
Boy 1 - Oh! Nevermind, that was my mistake. He's more of a man than I could ever dream of being.

3) Boy 1 - Wow you are so gay...
Boy 2 - Wow you would say that. He's way more straight than you could ever be. He's a Lee. No offense dude, but you're kind of a closet queer.
Boy 1 - Nuh uh I'm a Lee too.
Boy 2 - B.S. dude you are so not manly enough to be a Lee. You're gay.
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GOD Lee is such an f'ing British name. I have a cousin over there named Lee and 83091823 people I know over there named Lee.

GTFO LEE.

PS: lolol @ Krillin the Gangsta having the whitest name ever
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GOD Lee is such an f'ing British name. I have a cousin over there named Lee and 83091823 people I know over there named Lee.

GTFO LEE.

PS: lolol @ Krillin the Gangsta having the whitest name ever

lol, better than Jillian.

Makes you sound like you bake cakes and sew knitted socks for your grandkids every day ¬_¬

Lee is old English,means "from the valley or field"
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Makes you sound like you bake cakes and sew knitted socks for your grandkids every day ¬_¬

SO WHAT IF I DO...?!

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Oh yeah, chivalry, charisma, great lover and great in the sack, my definitions cover all the spectrum. It's mine to a tee. From now on you can call me Sir Willaim. ;)
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