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Roshi's Trial; Medium Quest - INCOMPLETE
Topic Started: Jun 12 2009, 04:28 PM (294 Views)
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Roshi's Trial

Difficulty: Medium

Description:
Master Roshi has taken you under his wing. After training with him for awhile he gives you his trial. It will be an intense mental and physical gauntlet. Only his best students have survived!

Reward:+75 all stats, +5 DP, +8SP, and one free technique from his list.

(+20 EXP, Medium Quest/Illusion Wolf for technique)

Available: Always

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10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Taps: Kama, stop having fantasies about me and Trunks. They are creeping me out. >.>
10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Kamatayan: It never actually happened, but it happens every night in my mind lol

23 Apr 12, 03:27 PM
Taps: Gawds, Sana thinking he so hawt.
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Sanara slowly concentrated harder on the area around him, as grains of sand rose one after the other in the Youko's latest training, trying to raise his aura steadily but slowly enough to raise its lift enough to levitate a single grain at a time, something that was nearly impossible. He then lost all concentration as his aging master ran out of nowhere and slapped him across the back, causing Sanara to lose all the sand grains he had been collecting. Of course, they all then flew up into the air, when Sanara powered up out of sheer frustration, sending a good chunk of the island's beach flying into the air, along with his master.

"Eyaaaahhh!" He heard the perverted sensei scream as he flew away, landing and falling through the roof hanging over the porch and landing hard, head first on the concrete patio. "OUCH!" He yelled, flipping himself over and rubbing himself on his bald old skull. His sunglasses, miraculously, had managed to stay on top of his head and yet avoid being crushed, but he knew that broken glasses were the least of his worries.

Seeing this made Sanara panic of course, but he couldn't help his other reaction... rolling on the sand as it settled back down, laughing so hard that he almost couldn't breathe... or at least, he was until he saw his master getting up off of the cement and looking extremely angry... angry enough to make Sanara's training much harder with whatever test or challenge he had in mind for him.

"Well... crap... I just have a terrible feeling that whatever comes out of his mouth next isn't going to be a compliment." He thought, before standing up off of the now turbulent dunes of sand he created and then headed after his master to see what punishment or harder task he had come up with to make up for the damage to his sensei's reputation and Kame House.
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10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Taps: Kama, stop having fantasies about me and Trunks. They are creeping me out. >.>
10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Kamatayan: It never actually happened, but it happens every night in my mind lol

23 Apr 12, 03:27 PM
Taps: Gawds, Sana thinking he so hawt.
Apr 12, 03:28 PM
Kenpachi: You know you want this ass

Vash 11:48 pm
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As Sanara walked up to the imaginary line in front of his master, standing as straight and erect as he could so that his master might not find something else he had done to criticize him over or even worse to make him practice for several more hours until he got the tiniest little details in something more perfect than even Roshi himself had gotten it with years of practice.

"Well, Sanara, you've been training hard..."

"Hard enough to blow you clear into Kame House..." Sanara said, then immediately regretted it. "Damn my big mouth... I need to learn not to say everything that pops into my head."

Master Roshi then adjusted his sunglasses. "Hmph. Yes, just for that I think that you shall have to go through extra training. I was just going to introduce you to my special training program, but apparently you WANT to go through my trial beforehand."

"Called it..." Sanara thought inside his head, mentally rolling his eyes at his master before replying to him. "Wait a second, you haven't had enough time to think up a trial! Why can't we just go through the training!"

The man smirked at Sanara. "Well, you see, I always keep an idea or two running around in this old head of mine so that clumsy students of mine will be able to get the extra hard work and effort they are asking for."

Sanara sighed, putting his head down and shaking it side to side in sheer exasperation. "I was afraid you were going to say something like that, master..."

"Well, get ready. Your task is to defeat another one of my students. His name... is Aranas." He said, as suddenly another fighter zoomed out of nowhere, landing on the ground and looking at Sanara with a blank expression. The shocking thing about this, though... was that he was of the same race as Sanara. Not only that, but he looked exactly the same, with only one major difference; Sanara's silver hair, white robes, and pale skin were replaced by dull gray hair, black robes, and extremely dark skin.

"Okay, there are so many things wrong with this its not even funny. For one thing, how the hell did you find someone who looked so similar to me? For two, how the hell did you get the robes that I have custom made duplicated? And three, how dumb do you think I am?!?! Aranas is just Sanara backwards!"

Master Roshi didn't reply for a second, but then all of a sudden he snapped up, paying attention once again. "Wait, what was that? I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention."

Sanara closed his eyes and screamed mentally to allow himself to let out just a little steam. "Nothing, sir. Let's just get on with the trials..."
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10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Taps: Kama, stop having fantasies about me and Trunks. They are creeping me out. >.>
10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Kamatayan: It never actually happened, but it happens every night in my mind lol

23 Apr 12, 03:27 PM
Taps: Gawds, Sana thinking he so hawt.
Apr 12, 03:28 PM
Kenpachi: You know you want this ass

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Looking at the two nearly identical Youkos, he immediately started talking when Sanara invited him to begin the trials. "Okay then, the first trial shall be to see how strong each of you is. An arm-wrestling competition!" He said, as suddenly his turtle companion came out of nowhere with a table on his back and situated himself between the two fighters.

"Put your arms on the table and begin!"

As soon as Sanara's fingertips touched his opponent's he immediately started pulling on it, but so did his opponent with nearly the same reflexes and speed. They couldn't have possibly been a better match for one another. Sanara could feel the muscles in his opponent's arm slowly tightening even as his own did, and realized they were almost dead even in strength. He quickly realized the only way he could possibly get through this was to power up.

His aura started whipping up around him again, this time with hundreds of sand grains flying into the air rather than one at a time, but to his shock his opponent powered up at almost the exact same time, matching him point for point as their muscles bulged out with the increased ki flowing through their veins.

Both of them remained evenly matched even in their fully powered up forms, leaving them mostly unable to gain any ground, though with occasional distractions from one or the other or a shifted table when the turtle sneezed there was a shift in power every now and then.

They must have been sitting at the table for over an hour, simply pulling back and forth on each other's arms when suddenly Roshi's cane came out of nowhere and thwacked them both on the head, causing them to let go and rub their harmed heads in a draw, by double withdrawal.

"Obviously we're not going to get anywhere with this method... so let's go to the next challenge!"

Rubbing his arm, which he could swear no longer had any muscles in it, Sanara only nodded, dumbfounded. Hopefully the next challenge wouldn't require so much... energy.
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10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Taps: Kama, stop having fantasies about me and Trunks. They are creeping me out. >.>
10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Kamatayan: It never actually happened, but it happens every night in my mind lol

23 Apr 12, 03:27 PM
Taps: Gawds, Sana thinking he so hawt.
Apr 12, 03:28 PM
Kenpachi: You know you want this ass

Vash 11:48 pm
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"The next test will be a competition of speed, to see who can... get me the latest issue of Penthouse first!"

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MASTER, PLEASE NO!" Sanara said, face palming himself to emphasize the point. "You don't need to have those magazines in the first place; much less send your pupils out to do the work!"

"Hmph. Fine then!" The old hermit said, putting his hand on his beard and stroking it for a little bit as he thought up a new way to punish his students. "Okay, then instead we'll have an eating contest!"

"Seriously, MASTER!" Sanara yelled, this time causing Roshi to leap backwards as he yelled directly into his face.

"Okay, okay! A real contest then... the first one to circle around my island 1,000 times will be the winner."

"Finally..." Sanara muttered.

"You might want to get going..." He heard the old man say, and then saw him as he pointed over to where the opponent had headed off to, now already on his second lap.

"DAMNIT, no cheating!" Sanara yelled, rushing off to join his opponent in rapidly circling the island. What with the extremely small area of the island, and with the fact that they were moving at the absolute fastest speeds they could, they were going around at at least a lap every couple of seconds, so they would be finished soon. Despite his opponent's head start Sanara quickly caught up, but as soon as they were side by side again they found themselves evenly matched again.

This continued for the remainder of the 1,000 laps, and soon they were already past the goal and still going strong. "Okay, you two, STOP!" Roshi yelled, placing his cane out in front of Sanara and causing him to trip up, splattering out along the sand line, while his opponent simply came to a halt after he saw the other Youko falling along the sand line.

"What the hell was that for?!?!" Sanara said, bursting out of the sand and once again yelling angrily at his master.

"Well, I wanted you two to stop running!"

"THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TRIP HIM!?"

"Always hurt the underdog!"

"... I hate you, master."
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10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Taps: Kama, stop having fantasies about me and Trunks. They are creeping me out. >.>
10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Kamatayan: It never actually happened, but it happens every night in my mind lol

23 Apr 12, 03:27 PM
Taps: Gawds, Sana thinking he so hawt.
Apr 12, 03:28 PM
Kenpachi: You know you want this ass

Vash 11:48 pm
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    i just like the feeling of a boner
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Master Roshi was quick to go ahead and announce the next trial, not giving Sanara or Aranas any time to rest between the matches. "Okay, the next trial will be a test of your endurance and vitality!"

"And how will you be testing that, master? Blasting us and seeing who dies first?" Sanara said with a smirk, before realizing mouthing off was the reason why he had to go through these ridiculous trials in the first place and immediately shut himself up.

"Very funny Sanara. Just for that, you get to go first."

"First for WHA-" Sanara said, cut off in the middle of a sentence as his opponent's fist appeared in his gut.

"What the hell!?!?" Sanara said, flying backward in the air a bit before coming back up and rushing at his opponent, cracking him across the face with his own fist.

"Exchanging blows, of course! The first one to pass out... OR die, gets the loss!"

His opponent came back at him with a powerful knee that caught him on the chin, then Sanara retaliated by putting the ball of his foot solidly in the dark Youko's stomach.

This went on for quite some time, much as the arm-wrestling competition, with both Sanara and Aranas getting several amazing blows in on each other and coming out of every round of fighting with a new bruise, which would probably last several days. And every time they would stand back up from their shot they just took and do their best to take everything they had just been given and returning it two fold.

Eventually, after the hits were even once more and both fighters were hardly able to stand on their own two feet, both leapt into the air and came at one another with all the energy they had, landing punches to the cheeks of the other fighter, falling backwards and landing on the ground, both of them knocked out clean.

"Hm... maybe I should have started easier on them... oh well. More time for my magazines! Heeheehee!" He said, running off to his house and whatever dirty things he might have stashed in there.
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10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Taps: Kama, stop having fantasies about me and Trunks. They are creeping me out. >.>
10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Kamatayan: It never actually happened, but it happens every night in my mind lol

23 Apr 12, 03:27 PM
Taps: Gawds, Sana thinking he so hawt.
Apr 12, 03:28 PM
Kenpachi: You know you want this ass

Vash 11:48 pm
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When Sanara finally awoke, it was to find Roshi standing nearby, watching as the two Youko pupils managed to crawl back up to their feet and stand at attention. They had been out for quite a while; Sanara could tell because his bruises were stiff and sore but less painful than they had been while they were still fighting, as well as the fact that he was no longer tired; his muscles had all, or at least most, of their energy back.

"Good! Both of you are awake. It's time for the final test; we'll see which one of you has the most stamina."

"I almost hate to ask, master... how are you going to be testing our stamina? There isn't much in the way of training equipment on this island."

"Like this." Roshi said, tapping both of them on the head with his staff once more. Sanara tried to lift up his hands to rub his now sensitive skull, but found that there was an extra weight on his arms. He had to use all his muscles just to lift them past his shoulders, and then wondered exactly what that tap on the head had done to him.

"What the hell is happening here, old man?!?!" Sanara yelled, all respect lost as he found even lifting a foot was difficult.

"I'm using my ki to keep you from moving around very easily, and beyond that it will slowly increase as time goes on. You two already proved your strengths are equal, so it will test who is able to stay up the longest! First one to fall off their feet or hit their knees is the loser!"

"Great... here goes nothing... really." Sanara thought as he felt a noticeable increase in weight, which made him have to shift his stance to balance his weight out just so he could stay on his feet. This was going to be a long, long trial.
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10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Taps: Kama, stop having fantasies about me and Trunks. They are creeping me out. >.>
10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Kamatayan: It never actually happened, but it happens every night in my mind lol

23 Apr 12, 03:27 PM
Taps: Gawds, Sana thinking he so hawt.
Apr 12, 03:28 PM
Kenpachi: You know you want this ass

Vash 11:48 pm
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    i just like the feeling of a boner
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Sanara quickly ducked down low shifted his center of gravity, doing his best to keep the weight that was bearing down on him evenly distributed so that a sudden increase like the one that had just happened wouldn't knock him over from the sheer off balance that he would be when his weight shifted.

This was going to be a competition of stamina, and balance. And the more tired that the the fighters got the more they would be likely to sway and eventually fall. His opponent was shifting his weight around too, though even moving his eyes seemed weighted enough that he couldn't get a good view to see how he was standing.

Suddenly a new wave hit him, and he found himself bent over at a ninety degree angle, from the waist up parallel to the ground. "Really glad... I shifted... positions now..." Sanara muttered, bending his spine with all the force he had to force it back into an erect position, then looked at his opponent clearly again. He was in a similar position, and seemed to be having the same kind of trouble that Sanara was.

"Great... he's just like me..." Sanara muttered, then went back to concentrating on his own problems. He was starting to wear down, as the weight on his body was now bearing an even greater weight than before... to him it felt like he was trying to hold up the entire Earth with just his pinky finger's first join, but he was not going to fail any trials his master had for him... he would do his absolute best to complete every task.

Thirty minutes and five weight increases later, he finally had to give out though, despite all his determination to not do that. He hit his knee and felt the weight go off his body almost immediately, then looked up to see that his opponent had also hit his knee... at the exact same time.

"Well... you two seem to be pretty evenly matched!" He heard someone say, then noticed that Master Roshi had finally come out from the inside of the building to inspect them, just in time for him to take in the final couple of minutes of their contest. "I've got to say, I hadn't planned on you two tying so evenly. I guess there's only one way to settle this now..."

"Oh dear god, please let it be a napping competiton."
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10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Taps: Kama, stop having fantasies about me and Trunks. They are creeping me out. >.>
10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Kamatayan: It never actually happened, but it happens every night in my mind lol

23 Apr 12, 03:27 PM
Taps: Gawds, Sana thinking he so hawt.
Apr 12, 03:28 PM
Kenpachi: You know you want this ass

Vash 11:48 pm
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    i just like the feeling of a boner
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"A battle!"

"Err... master... there's one problem with your little idea there..."

"Oh, and what would that be Sanara?"

His question was answered when suddenly both of his students fell over, passed out and almost immediately snoring on the soft and sandy beach. Obviously between the constant training beforehand and now the new trials there was no way for either of them to continue on without another rest; and beyond that their muscles probably weren't that fresh either.

"Well... I guess that I have been pushing them a little bit too hard... oh well, more time for me!" He yelled, running off into the house once more giggling like crazy.

~~Later~~

When their bodies finally rested up enough after their weary and beating trials, the two Youkos crawled back up off of the sandy floor, muscles aching and bones near breaking point from the trials that their bodies had been going through all day. But despite that he still wanted to go on. No way in hell was Sanara ever going to give up on something just because of a little tiredness... and maybe a few torn muscles.

"Master! Get out here, NOW!"

"Eiyee!" He heard someone yell from inside the house, sounding like his master reading one of his magazines again. "Damnit, always at the worst time!"

A few minutes later, seeming like eternity as all of Sanara's muscles screamed at him to sleep for another year, but eventually the old hermit finally walked through the door to greet his two pupils. "Okay then, since you have to be able to fight, I let you rest, but you should be fine now. After all, two pupils in such fine standing need to be able to recover quickly if they are going to survive this training.

"Okay then, since you both seem to be fully rested and recovered..."

"My ass..."

"Let the fight begin!"
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10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Taps: Kama, stop having fantasies about me and Trunks. They are creeping me out. >.>
10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Kamatayan: It never actually happened, but it happens every night in my mind lol

23 Apr 12, 03:27 PM
Taps: Gawds, Sana thinking he so hawt.
Apr 12, 03:28 PM
Kenpachi: You know you want this ass

Vash 11:48 pm
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    i just like the feeling of a boner
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Despite the fact that he could barely contain the pain resonating through every cell in his body, Sanara didn't want to be left behind as his body was pummeled, so instead he went into full-overdrive move and started pummeling his opponent. They met in the middle of the area that had been between them, and both launched punch after punch. All of their energies were going towards nothing other than knocking one another out, and it showed as their auras dug trenches wherever they fought, long lines in the sand being shown where the back and forth occurred for a time, until one side or the other got a lucky hit that would start a string of punches and kicks until the other side recovered and was able to retaliate. He was tired, but not tired enough to stop fighting.

But something strange was happening... as he fought on he seemed to be slowly getting stronger. It was as though he was actually gaining ki as they slugged it out, and soon he found himself drawing on a second wind, fighting at almost full strength again, though his opponent too matched this new fighting. But he still had an advantage, because his opponent had yet to unveil any kind of ki technique... but then again, neither had he.

Either way, he didn't have much to lose. He grabbed his right wrist with his left hand and charged ki through both of them, causing the familiar blue wolf to pop up inside of his fist, glowing brightly. "Why don't you try to copy... this..." Sanara said, though before he could even finish his sentence he saw his opponent performing a similar technique, but with a dark black wolf.

"Oh, damnit! Okay find, if you want to play it that way... then we can match techniques! Let's settle this once and for all!" He yelled, as he charged up all the ki he could bring into his arm and rushed forward, his opponent matching him stride for stride as they raced into the deadliest part of combat thus far.
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10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Taps: Kama, stop having fantasies about me and Trunks. They are creeping me out. >.>
10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Kamatayan: It never actually happened, but it happens every night in my mind lol

23 Apr 12, 03:27 PM
Taps: Gawds, Sana thinking he so hawt.
Apr 12, 03:28 PM
Kenpachi: You know you want this ass

Vash 11:48 pm
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    i just like the feeling of a boner
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The two met in the middle of the island, just a few feet away from Kame House, clashing wolves meeting in the middle. They seemed, once again, equally matched as they pummeled one another with all the strength they had, leaving a blue and black trail behind them as wolves met and then bruises instead as they punched one another with their unarmed fists as well as their ki techniques.

The constant drain on them was wearing, and every now and then the wolves would fade out and they would take a spare couple of seconds just to build up their ki once more to renew their technique. Unfortunately, this was taking a toll on him and it was doing so fast; repeated use of any technique was draining, but this one particularly was very draining.

And it was starting to show on both of the fighters; they were slowing in their movements, getting more sluggish and weaker in every punch due to the sheer fact that they had no more energy to go on with, and beyond that Sanara sincerely doubted that he was going to get a third wind. But while he wasn't paying attention, suddenly his opponent's fist came out of nowhere and nailed him in the face, sending him backwards along the ground, nearly losing his balance as he stumbled, but he barely managed to keep his balance.

But before he could fully regain his balance Aranas was practically on top of him, attacking him with the fist holding the flickering, dark Wolf Fang Fist. Sanara raised his own which was also flickering due to lack of ki, causing them to connect and send then explode, sending them both flying a few feet in opposite directions, rolling along the grassy area on the inside of the island before rolling all the way into the sandy ends, and Sanara even reached all the way into the largest of the waves, though his opponent got up fast enough to avoid the wetness.
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10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Taps: Kama, stop having fantasies about me and Trunks. They are creeping me out. >.>
10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Kamatayan: It never actually happened, but it happens every night in my mind lol

23 Apr 12, 03:27 PM
Taps: Gawds, Sana thinking he so hawt.
Apr 12, 03:28 PM
Kenpachi: You know you want this ass

Vash 11:48 pm
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    i just like the feeling of a boner
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In the end, they ended up in the same position as the very beginning of the fight, both of them on separate sides of the island from one another, staring into each other's faces with the full intent to keep on fighting, even though they were so drained that both of their Wolf Fang Fists had faded out as soon as they started rolling along the ground. Then, on top of that, he didn't know if he had enough energy to make it again.

But as his opponent, body tired and beaten every bit as much as Sanara, started funneling ki into his arms, Sanara knew he had to match him. It was damn near impossible for him to squeeze any more out of it, and odds were that trying to draw upon his ki like that would kill him, but damn if he was going to let that stop him. The wolf slowly, almost apologetically, faded into view, before bursting to life in a flare of last-ditch energy withdrawal from somewhere deep inside.

His vision was fading, he couldn't smell anything, and he could almost swear voices were calling to him from somewhere far away, but he had succeeded in making the technique. He was on top of the world... at least, until he took the first step from his position and nearly threw up.

"Okay... gotta stay up on my feet... AND I GOTTA KILL THIS BASTARD!" Sanara yelled, not caring that he could hear him, and then rushing at him with all the speed a nearly dying Youko could muster.

Despite their weakness, their techniques still had amazing power behind then, which caused them to be surrounded by a blindingly white light as their techniques clashed, and because of this and also because of the fact that he could no longer feel any part of his body, he found himself blacking out.
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10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Taps: Kama, stop having fantasies about me and Trunks. They are creeping me out. >.>
10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Kamatayan: It never actually happened, but it happens every night in my mind lol

23 Apr 12, 03:27 PM
Taps: Gawds, Sana thinking he so hawt.
Apr 12, 03:28 PM
Kenpachi: You know you want this ass

Vash 11:48 pm
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    i just like the feeling of a boner
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When Sanara finally returned to his senses, he found himself standing over his opponent with no memory of anything after the bright flash of light that had sent him into the blackout in the first place.

"Well done Sanara... you've officially defeated the Aranas 06XR-B7!"

Sanara smirked as he looked at Roshi, pumping a fist that felt like jello into the air. "Yeah, I did... wait a second, what did you just say?"

"Hee hee, you see to punish smart mouthed students I bought an android that can mimic the appearance of anyone, as well as matching their power level! But just to be safe, I made it so that in a ki battle the android would lose, if my student gave every ounce of ki they had!"

"Well... erm... I think I may have damaged your robot Master Roshi." Sanara said, scratching his head as he looked down at the badly wrecked android. It had both arms missing, half a leg torn off, and that was just the damage from the explosion. There was a serious dent in the chest plate, as well as several smaller ones all around from the multiple punches in it. And on top of that, it had an eye missing, a mechanical ear ripped, and the hair that had been on its head was burned all the way down to the scalp.

"Well, you see, this model comes with a guaranteed warranty, I can have this one fixed or a brand new one built for free if any of my students manage to trash it this badly! I even saved a bundle on it because of this coupon!" he said, reaching into his pocket and handing Sanara a small piece of paper.

"Hm... save 50% on an android... not a bad deal." Sanara said, Master Roshi smiling in pride, no doubt at his thrifty shopping. "Wait... there's a warning at the bottom... using this coupon nulls the warranty on any android purchased."

"WHAT?!??! NOOOOOOOOO...." He heard his master say, though he was already heading inside the house to use the guest room and get some sleep, listening to his master behind him as he hit his knees, crying in the sand.

"I used all my saved up money for new Penthouses on that android!"
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10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Taps: Kama, stop having fantasies about me and Trunks. They are creeping me out. >.>
10 Apr 12, 02:15 PM Kamatayan: It never actually happened, but it happens every night in my mind lol

23 Apr 12, 03:27 PM
Taps: Gawds, Sana thinking he so hawt.
Apr 12, 03:28 PM
Kenpachi: You know you want this ass

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