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Baba's Ballball-crisis; Easy Quest - done
Topic Started: Aug 7 2010, 02:44 PM (115 Views)
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Baba's Ballball-Crisis

Available: Yes
Difficulty: Easy
Reward: +400 zeni, +2 DP, +10 all stats, +2 RP Credits
Bonus: +4 all stats


Fortune teller Baba has had another run-in with Master Roshi. He desperately wanted to watch the Tenkaichi Budokai without actually having to go and Baba's crystal ball proved to be just the right tool for him. Careless as he is, however, he fell asleep in the middle of the first-round battles and knocked the ball from his table, breaking it in half. Baba can arrive any minute with the snacks she was out to get for the matches and she will surely take her ball away should she discover this unfortunate calamity.

Your job is to fetch Master Roshi a list of items:

* Attach-Me Super Glue
* Ye Ole Shiny Window Polish
* This months issues of Playboy and Penthouse

On your travels you will need to stay out of the hands of dangerous monsters such as salesmen and roadside ice cream vendors. Will you find the courage to face these wretched demons and be able to fix Roshi's blunder in time? Or will you find yourself a secluded spot to ''read'' the magazines yourself? Find out next time... on DragonBall Z!!!



"Where have you been!" Roshi said as he came puffing to Bardock.

The Saiyan rose from the water, and looked at his master.

"You know, fixing shit," he replied casually. "I'm washing up," he added before the old man could ask.

"Hmm. Well, you did good, Bardock. I'm proud," Roshi commented before heading inside Kame House. No doubt to check out the latest Penthouse that had arrived.

Suddenly a shrieking noise came from within the building.

"WHERE IS IT?!" Roshi screamed. Whoever was in the living room at the time either cowered in fear or struggled to keep their serious.

"Bardock! Go to Central City and bring me my Penthouse!" he screamed while he stormed outside, knocking over a small table as he did so, and a rinkling sound followed.

"... And some window cleaner. And super glue!"

"What do you think I am, your errand boy?" Bardock shouted back.

"GO NOW OR I WILL KICK YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE!"

... Old dudes and their magazines.

"I'll leave in 2 minutes, grumpy."

He made his way back to the beach, where he left his clothes to dry. After drying and getting dressed, he went inside where he found Master Roshi almost having a seizure.

"GOOOOOOOO!" He screamed.

"Must be withdrawal symptoms or something... ," the Saiyan muttered to himself.

Penthouse, window cleaner, and super glue. Easy peasy.
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“Hold up, you,” a high voice said.

Bardock turned and looked into the eyes of a small human girl.

”Hmm? You’ve seen the man. He’s even crazier when he doesn’t get his little magazines.”

”I KNOW THAT!” she pouted. “… But you can’t go to town looking like that,” she said referring to his warrior outfit. “Put these on.”

”What the? What is this?” Bardock said shockingly as he went through the clothes gives to him.

”W-well, they’re some of the master’s old clothes and they fit so—“

”Shorts? With flowers on them, at that? And in what sick culture do men wear pink shirts like this?!”

”… This one. It’s very fashionable, you know!” she helplessly tried to convince Bardock.

”PUT THEM ON FOOL, THERE’S NO WAY YOU’RE GETTING PENTHOUSE OTHERWISE,” Roshi suddenly managed to shout in between two spasms.

”… Damn it. Come on! Hand them to me,” Bardock snapped at the girl.

”Wait, just, could you … come along?” Bardock finally asked.

”I have no idea where to get this stuff,” he added when she just gaped at him surprised.

When she saw he was serious she suddenly put up the biggest smile and sprinted back inside.

”Guess what! I’m going on a date with Bardock, na-na-na-na!” she said, after which she stuck out her tongue to her girl friends.

“No way! We want to come too!” they shouted in unison.

”Well, you can’t,” the girl said, crossing over her arms acting all cool. “He likes me.”

Bardock facepalmed.
”What is your name anyway?” he asked her.

The girls started laughing.

”Hmmph!” she scoffed at him. “It’s Mia.”

”Well, come on then, let’s go-- no, you guys stay; just us two,” Bardock said sternly.

”ARE YOU STILL HERE??!! GET MY MAGAZINES!”

Instinctively the two fled Kame House and headed towards Central City. A burly man in a pink shirt, shorts with flowers on them, a wild tail and a young girl by his side.

There’s no way this could go wrong.
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The two walked silently on the sidewalk, pretending not to hear whoever they passed.

"Oh my god where in the..."
"... no way to behave..."
"Poor thing, just look at..."

"Ignore them," Bardock said to her, but keeping his eyes in front of him.

"Huh? Why?" Mia said in reply.

"They are ignorant fools. Locked up in their own feeble minds and views of the 'should be'."

They walked along for another few minutes in an awkward silence. Mia, like most of Roshi's younger students, admired Bardock. Sure, they giggled at his muscular appearance and macho demeanor, but there was something that just made him more interesting. As a young girl though, she had no idea what it was.

"You know, this planet confused me first, you humans. But it all makes sense now. You're like cattle. You flock in a herd, and when one of you strays just a bit, you will eagerly disown them."

Apparently Bardock had forgot what kind of person he was talking to. Mia had no idea what he was talking about, but she realised it was too smart for her age, so she nodded and hummed in approval.

"It's why you all pack together, and point down the bizarre."

"Like us," he concluded, smiling at Mia. She smiled back.

"So tell me, little girl, you've been quiet for a long time. Have you got any idea where we can find, let's see," he started, but the girl took the note out of his hands.

"Attach-Me Super Glue and Ye Ole Shiny Window Polish is easy, wait here," she said and sprinted across the street.

Moments later she came sprinting out with a little plastic bag.
"Two down," she said playfully while holding out two fingers in the shape of a V.

Bardock had no idea how to respond to it, so he just mimicked the move while grinning sheepishly.

"I'm guessing this last thing he needs, 'Penthouse', is one of his magazines?"

"What magazines? I don't ever see Master Roshi read, no sir!"

Bardock frowned. Maybe it was the girl's age and she simply did not notice, or the old rut was slyer than Bardock took him for.

"So you have no idea where to get it?"

She smiled.
"Sure I do, let's try a comic book store!"
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Mia pulled Bardock by his hand through the crowd, giggling. The Saiyan rolled his eyes. When he told the girl to ignore the others, surely he did not mean to attract attention like she was doing now? She suddenly came to a halt, and looked at Bardock with a big fat grin.

Slowly Bardock stepped inside, a bewildered look on his face as he did so. Mia must have already ran across it twice by the time he came to his senses.

What... kind of people are this?

Perplexed, he ran his eyes across the store again. Pimply, overweight teenage humans was all he could see. Behind the counter sat a guy in his forties with hair that must have draped as far as his nipples.

... Why? Whatever happened to 'survival of the fittest'?

Bardock's warrior mentality simply could not fathom how the annoyingly pathetic bunch he saw before him managed to make it past their first life year.

Not a single female to be seen. Is that where this species' intellect lies, perhaps?

When Roshi suddenly flashed before his mental eye, Bardock could not help but run his hands through his hairs.

Just when I thought...

"Batshit crazy planet," he mumbled as he walked over to the counter.

"Oi," he said, pulling down the man's copy of 'The Incredible Hulk'.

He looked a bit annoyed, and put out his sigaret, but blew smoke in Bardock's face to prove it wasn't out of courtesy.

"What do you want?" he said.

"You got Penthouse?" Bardock replied.

The man raised his eyebrows.
"Excuse me?"

"Pent-house," Bardock repeated.

"This is a comic book store, idiot," he laughed.
"Look, if you need to get off, you might have some luck looking through the Japanese stuff in back," he added.

"I just need Penthouse."

"Well, we don't have that, sorry pal."

"MIA!" he shouted through the store. "Come on, let's go."

The girl came back pouting. Bardock told her if she wanted something she should just grab it and go. She said she would never steal, which puzzled him. It's easy, cheap, fast. As long as you're not caught, why wouldn't you?

Just as they came outside, someone tapped Bardock's shoulder. He turned and looked straight into the eyes of a pimply teen he had seen inside.

"I couldn't help but overhear," he grinned.
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"Follow me," the youngster said to Bardock.

They followed him inside a small alley.

"Uh, you sure she can stick around?" the teen asked, nodding to Mia.

... Wow. Me babysitting.

"Turn around little girl," Bardock said, clearly emphasizing on her age.

"Great," the other smiled, "here's what I have."

He turned his backpack around so it hung in front, and opened it.

"This month's issues, right? I also have next month's but those'll cost you."

"Yeah, this month's is good," Bardock replied.

Mia was kicking a tin can around, attracting unwanted to what was going on in the alley.

"Cut that out!" the young boy hissed at her.

Bardock grabbed him by the throat, slammed him into the wall, and slowly lifted him from his feet.

"Sorry? I didn't catch that," he said.

Mia had stopped kicking it nevertheless, looking at the two in shock.

"I-I-I'll ap-apologise!" he stuttered through Bardock's grip.

Bardock dropped him down.

"You don't need to apologise, it won't make a difference. Don't pull that shit when I'm around, you hear me? Be tough all you want against people that stand a chance."

"Right," the teenager said slowly, nervously throwing looks at Mia. She grinned.
"Well, these are 80 zeni each, but Penthouse is pretty popular so I charge 120 for that one."

"Eighty zeni?" Bardock said as he decreased the distance between himself and the teen again.

"S-surely I can drop it a bit..."

"I think you'll hand it for free," the Saiyan suggested. "And what's this? Playboy?" He bent over and picked up a magazine that had fallen from his backpack. Slowly he flipped through the pages.

Bardock's eyes widened.
"Hot damn! These are human females?" he asked for confirmation. The young boy simply nodded.

"Woah! Ok kid, piss off, leave the backpack."

The young boy quickly scrambled onto his feet.
"What? Have you got any idea how much zeni it cost me to-"

A blue ball of energy appeared in Bardock's palm.

"I really dislike repeating myself."

It was all the leverage he needed to have him run away screaming. Bardock winked at Mia and she chuckled, a bit shy to be laughing at other people's misfortune.
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Bardock suddenly turned around when he heard sirens, followed by alternating red and blue lights that lit up the alley.

"Oh no! Police!" Mia said as she clamped onto Bardock's pants.

The pimply teen stood in front of the alley, waving his arm to signal Bardock's whereabouts.

Bardock bent down and grabbed Mia at the back of her knees.
"Hold on, little girl," he whispered to her.

The cops opened fire when Bardock's teal aura startled them. Protecting Mia, he held out his palm, creating an invisible telekinetic wall where the bullets simply dropped down to the floor.

He then lowered it, brought it around Mia's back to hold her better and shot up into the air, the police looking at them with stupefied looks.

"Oh my God, Bardock! I've never flown before, this is amazing!" she yelped.

The Saiyan did his best not to turn meek at the girl's purehearted innocence, but wasn't sure how well it was turning out. He... hadn't been much like himself today. That's all he knew.

"I want to touch the water!" she said with a smile.

"We're almost there."

"Aw! Just a second!"

"... No," he replied.

She pouted playfully, perhaps thinking he was just teasing her. When Kame House came in sight, Bardock started dropping altitude, giving the girl a small chance to disturb the ocean's surface. Bardock pretended he didn't notice.

He came back to a vertical pose and ran off the momentum on the beach. Mia immediately ran over to her fellow girl students, no doubt to tell a story no one would believe.

"Yo, Roshi! I got your stuff," Bardock yelled as he slammed the door open.

The old man jumped him like a maniac, but Bardock pushed him back into his seat.

"Here, super glue, window polish, and this month's Penthouse. I threw in this too, 'Playboy' or something."

Roshi replied by almost scratching the magazines apart, saliva drooling from his mouth as he did so. Bardock grinned and simply headed to his own private room, backpack still in hand.

He cleared it out on his bed and took a good look at all them. He smiled.
"Earth..." he said to himself. "It's not all that bad after all."
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Total: 1854

Quest complete.
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