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Rise Of Garlic....sorta; Personal RP
Topic Started: Aug 1 2010, 11:26 PM (310 Views)
dachibeh
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OOC: (I noticed people are posting quests here and I couldnt figure out where personal rp's go so I went ahead and posted it here. If it doesnt belong here you can go ahead and move it to the correct forum.)


"Oh, what is this?" Garlic Jr began "I'm actually doing something?!" He concluded with a hint of sarcasm behind his voice. Yet this had nothing to do with the real master plan the small blue demon was conjuring up over the past several months. This was simply a shot at those whom complained about him not doing anything since he had resurfaced some time ago.

Yes the real story began several months ago when some how the evil Garlic Jr escaped the Dead Zone to return and seek revenge on those that quote; 'screwed him over' in his plans to rule the world. Yet, there was but a simple problem to his plans. Since returning, Garlic Jr had managed to lose his powers. Perhaps this was the effects of staying in the Dead Zone for some time, or maybe his powers were zapped when he escaped the vile place.

Whatever happened, he knew he had to regain his strength in order to fulfill his new plans of world domination.

"Maybe I could recollect the Dragonballs and re-wish for immortality since clearly the Dragon's last grant had a glitch in it." He said to himself as he paced back and forth inside a small cave he had been living within since his return. "That bastards Duracell must've grown weak. He should've switched to fucking Energizer and maybe I would have still been IMMORTAL!!!" Garlic shouted, the tone of his voice echo'ed and awakened the bats which also had inhabited the cave.

"What the..." He spoke in shock as he quickly leaped to the ground and covered his head as the bats flew above head and out of the cave. "Grr! Next time this happens, I'm duct taping mouse traps to the ceiling!"

After the bats settled down, Garlic stood to his feet and walked over to a rock, chizzled into a large throne like seat and sat down. He crossed his arms over his chest and smirked menacingly "The rise of your new ruler is at hand, it will only be a matter of time before you all will bow at my feet, YOU HEAR THAT WORLD?! HA! HA! HA!" His voice, at the end of his speech managed to stur up the bats again. "No, no, NO! SHOO! GET! GO AWAY!" Garlic covered his head once more and leaped to the ground, angered by the fact that the speech to himself, powerful, motivating he felt was ruined by the creatures that shared his cave.
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"Well.." The being who so loved to dream about ruling the world, began "...So much for being number one in a multiple number world" and how heart breaking it was to just up and let go of that single digit he felt so strongly about since after all he had been given a small celebration party after he had done something right....or so he dreamt.

However, dwelling on imagination was pointless and never got anything done. Garlic knew he had to stick to the plan at hand if he was ever going to make his dream become a reality and yet something stood in his way of trying to set forth any plans or rather it was more than a single something.

This problem stood in the thousands and lived above head within the cave Garlic Jr sheltered which is why he took the liberty of calling Pest Control and without even thinking, Garlic sat on his home made throne and waited as the man sprayed the toxins to eliminate the bats which had caused the small blue demon so much trouble.

Then as the mist from the chemicles started to linger throughout the cave Garlic began to feel light headed. The jagged walls of the cave spun in circles which made him feel as if he was going to throw up.

"Wh-What is in that stuff?" He asked the man who walked past him.

"Oh you're still in here? You're not suppose to be in here when we're spraying, this stuff can be toxic" The man responded and quickly handed him a gas mask.

Garlic glared in anger as he placed the mask over his face and grabbed the man by his shirt then pulled him down to his level "YOU MINDLESS BAFOON! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! I SHOULD ELIMINATE YOU FOR SUCH STUPIDITY!" He released the man and kicked him away and waited for the man to finish.

After two hours had past, the smoke was cleared and the now deceased bats had been carried away the man approached Garlic Jr who had been sitting on his throne the entire time waiting. "Your bill sir" the man stated as he handed Garlic a piece of paper.

He took the paper and gazed with shock and disbelief at the amount listed. "YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" He shouted but quickly cleared his throat and jumped off of the throne, onto his feet. "I see..." Slowly Garlic Jr nodded and folded up the paper. "Wait right here while I go and retrieve your payment" He took two steps past the man, grabbed a large stone then turned and...

**SMACK**

Across the back of the head the stone connected and knocked the man unconcious. Garlic grabbed him by the feet and pulled the man out of the cave and kicked him over a mountain which the cave sat on. "I hope that covers the bill!" He shouted as the man tumbled down the hill and Garlic turned then walked back into the cave laughing menacingly. "Now that those problems are out of the way nothing will stop me from working on my plans now."

It was then that a loud growling sound echo'ed throughout the cave, Garlic arched an eyebrow and looked around then noticed at the entrance a large brown bear stood and looked in. "OH MY GOD!!" Garlic shrieked and climbed to the top back of his throne in fear...
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Yes. Garlic Jr is at it again, he's back for a third attempt at trying to work out plans for world domination yet the only thing currently standing in his way is a near 900 lb road block in the form of a bear. Surely if he conquers the plans should come together smoothly right?

As the bear drew closer to a frightened Garlic Jr, he clenched tightly onto small stones which were formed in lumps on the outer portion of the caves wall. He knew in his mind that he had to come up with something and fast or risk becoming dinner for this angry creature.

"Shoo! Shoo! Get out you flea bag!" He shouted but the tone of his voice only riled the bear further. Finally Garlic Jr reached down and grabbed a few rocks then threw them repeatedly at the bear's head. The bear growled and stood up on his back legs and stared down at Garlic

"Hey mang, why chu do that for?" The bear all of a sudden spoke.

Garlic Jr arched an eyebrow and tilted his head to the side "...The fuck?" He began and took a step cautiously forward. "You can speak?"

The bear rubbed his head and shed a small tear "That hurt, I only came to ask if you had any Rolaids. I apologize for scaring you but this gas and constipation really makes me cranky." He said and frowned as only a bear could.

"What the fuck do I look like, a pharmacy? No I dont have such an item here now GET LOST! I'm trying to do something here." Garlic Demanded and the bear turned and walked away muttering curse words under his breath then punched the wall just short of the cave's exit in frustration which caused the cave to vibrate.

Garlic sighed heavily in annoyance and took a seat back on his throne. "Now, where was I? Ah, yes WORLD DOMINATION. My plans will soon be made and all who stand in my way will be punished by those who bow before me. HA! HA! HA! HA! Nothing can stop me no--" It was then a rock fell from the top of the cave and smacked hard against Garlic's head. "--F,F,Fucking conspi....racy" He then faded and fell forward off of his throne and onto the cave's floor face first....
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