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| Plow The Fields; Easy Quest (1/5) - 261 words | |
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| Topic Started: Oct 6 2010, 03:11 PM (79 Views) | |
| OldPapa | Oct 6 2010, 03:11 PM Post #1 |
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QUEST INFO: Plow The Fields A farmer in a small town has asked for your help, he alone provides food for his town and insects have destroyed his crops. He needs you to farm the fields for him. He promises he will give you the small money he has if you do it for him. =-=-=-=-= Papa would have annihilated that fucking ball of cancer if he could. He covered his eyes but it wasn't enough to deflect the light. What was he doing staring at the sun anyway. It was high in the sky, smiling down at him mockingly, searing white patterns into his retinas so that even when he closed his eyes they were there. He swiped the sweaty drops off his brow and returned his angry furrowed look to the shriveled old hill-billy standing below him. Papa was so tall it looked like the man was an infant he could squish under his leathery oil-colored boot. "Two hundred zeni," said the farmer. "It's all I got." "What!" yelled Bush. "You expect me to work for free? Who do you think you are talking to!" "Two Fifty!" "FUCK YOU!" he paused, then abruptly lowering his voice. "Eight hundred." "What?! Eight Hundred. Are you out of your mind, gwai lo?!" "Gwai lo?" "Seven--" "--Six--" "--Four hundred!" Then the farmer raised his palm faster than Papa could object, causing him to widen his eyes in surprise. Mr. Bush felt a fart of wind tickle his face and whistle a cut through his hair. "All I got, man. I really need your help." "Gwai lo?" "And I've got a beautiful daughter. She likes big, strong men." Farmer lowered his voice to a whisper. "She's one day short of legal. You take that four hundred and plow my fields." He took a moment to nod a few, leaning his face in close. "I'll throw her in as a bonus." |
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