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| Topic Started: Jun 6 2011, 12:46 PM (189 Views) | |
| Piccolo Daimo | Jun 6 2011, 12:46 PM Post #1 |
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MAGEN -- Magen slowed his mind with his acute powers of self seduction. He knew this would be a battle for the ages, as he had recieved a letter in the mail on the previous day letting him know that this would indeed be a BATTLE FOR THE AGES! He rotated his eyes, in search of a feral opponent the letter also indicated. The land itself was strange, it smelled of toothpaste and there was a fetid effluence on a hill yonder. ANAIS -- Anais casually shelved the book she was reading: The Time Machine Picture Book. Putting out the mellow embers of her fireplace, the android nodded toward the other, for they were in her large, peculiar castle."Come, won't you join me for a little jest?" MAGEN -- The lumbering brute looked towards the smaller female with a glimmer in his eye. He was not in the mood to mince words, or dice them. With lightning fast reflexes he screamed at the female android, "Burn, she-devil!" He withdrew from its holster at the small of his back an oddly shaped weapon. There were three round orbs of differing size and color, connected at their center with a bright yellow tube, ending in an orange oval. He squeezed the trigger relentlessly, hosing the general area down with flourescent bubbles of all sizes. ANAIS -- "By the Emperor..." choked the female, "you accursed, phallus man!" The soapy spheres induced a toxic reaction upon the woman, one that lasted mere seconds. Standing as though little had happened, Anais took one large, awkward stride forward and slipped upon her rug - the finest in all the land, taken from the skin of a walrus. "You fool, Walter, you were meant to trip him up, not me!" MAGEN -- With a boastful chuckle, Magen casually glanced at the clock, he noted the time in his pocket notebook. There were important things that he must catalogue, foremost among them would be the time. Time was very important for this robot, because at 4:19 AM and 11:50 PM his system rebooted for "security updates". The damned software developer who created his operating system for some reason decided that he would HAVE to reboot after the installation. He formed his hands in the shape of a T to indicated a "time-out". Looking down at the prone android he asked, "Would you care for an appetizer? We can put one in the microwave now, and in seven minutes we can have a delicious treat!" ANAIS -- Anais was tempted, still floored by her dead Walrus. With a finger to her chin, along with a helpful scratch, she nodded. "But first, let us indulge in confectionary delights..." she pointed at the large, unsightly box behind the Android man. It was a blinding pink with blue and green stars of all shapes and sizes. Within... a single piece of chocolate: 1cm by 1cm. "Now, don't go overboard!" MAGEN -- Magen knew what to do, for he was well schooled in manners during his stint in the School of Android (and other races) Manners. He quickly at the whole piece of chocolate, knowing that his advanced digestive system would quickly have a "treat" for the female android. Magen strolled to the bay window, opening with the skill of one well practiced in the art of opening windows. He tried to whistle, but all that came out was an odd whooshing sound. Looking pleased, he turned back to Anais and noted, "Is that perfume? It smells delicious!" ANAIS -- "Well yes... my digestive tract just expelled itself. Where, might I ask..." she began, voice of velvet as she bounded into her large couch, head first, "did you learn to whistle with such skill?" MAGEN -- Magen turned, slowly, seductively. He knew that the best way to a woman's heart was through feelings. "When i was a young robot, my father used to make me use my laser vision to cook him breakfast," he said with teary eyes. "He also used to tell me that I was an alien, and I was given to him by the alien people on condition that he would win millions in the lottery.(to this day, my parents still tell me this)" Bawling his eyes out, he took the cuff of Anais's sleeve and blew his immense nose in it, making sure to get it all out. ANAIS -- Anais could not resist the crazed urges inside of her... she just HAD to lick off every bit of nose juice from her sleeve, savouring each drop with delight. "I'm sorry, but you said the word alien. Now you must die..." her voice was not aggressive; if anything it was rather joyful and calm. With a finger delicately caressing a nearby controller, Anais pushed a large button, a piano falling from the ceiling, landing on a large chicken, forcing it to lay an egg which then slowly... oh so slowly rolled toward Magen. "Die" MAGEN -- "What do you--" The piano crashing down onto the chicken onto the egg and the burly android never got the rest of his sentence out. He crashed through the floor that was held together with masking tape. He tumbled through a massive tumbler, rolled into a pit of ice and was poured into a massive glass by an even more massive hand. He looked up into the face of a giggling baby sporting a blonde goatee. |
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| Blank | Jun 6 2011, 07:38 PM Post #2 |
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The Real Red Magma
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Note: You MUST read this spar. It makes no sense... |
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| Kaiya Nakano | Jun 7 2011, 11:44 PM Post #3 |
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Daji based GOD
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Best. Spar. All. Day. |
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