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Whose Rhyme is better?
Turles 1 (4%)
Blackfire 3 (12%)
What is this? I don't even... 9 (36%)
Dabura 12 (48%)
Total Votes: 25
Battle Poem
Topic Started: Oct 14 2011, 12:46 PM (893 Views)
OldTurles
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THATS IT....LOL

So BF AIM'd me a Poem he wrote about how he thinks of me and added Vier to his poem SOOOO. I had to react with a poem of my own for just BF and Vier.


NOW NOTE*** This is just for fun not how I really think of BF and Vier and BF knows that
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BF and Vier may think I’m whack, but I’m back with whole knew sack of tricks
The ND couldn’t hold me for long, even though it’s beyond is a bond for me
I’m back to flip the fate; sip your blood out of the golden crown you both hold so high.
It’s time to break it down and rhyme on these clowns
BF is saiyan girl who thinks way to high of her battle quarrels
Vier is just another machine who time whose time is running lean
Both will perish with nothing to malnourish,
Their power hour is nothing more than stat hor’ing
BF has skoll a mutt, who keeps from out of ruts,
Who protects and deflects all those real threats
So she’s TOMing my planet as if I care
When she knows I hold more gold blow
But enough with this saiyan low class lets hop on Vier’s ass
Vier now straight up you old skewl, but like Achilles I know your weak spot
I’ll slaughter your precious Dabura, and then take the massacre to your horde
It’ll be a bitter sweet symphony to hear you scream in pity
But the only thing I’ll hear is my sword slicing through UT’s core
Call me BA biceps cause I’ll crush your whole gang
You couldn’t even beat me in the land of make believe
When my plan comes together you won’t even see it coming (Historic Rap)
I’ll school you anyway MIT to Oxford (Historic Rap)
I’ll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand
You can’t destroy matter or me, for serious
Cause to me your just the emperor of the lollipop guild (Historic Rap)
But that’s enough of this rhyme it’s time to rip out both your spines
~Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical.~
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Komandr
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The Cosmic Healer
You really want to go there?

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Yo, I don't survive the test of time battling on this site for so long,
And only rest to rise again, Homie; I sleep when I'm gone.
Look, I'm a legend on this site, and so current that they hate this.
This site'll classify me another level of greatness.
I don't fight for crowns at all, I let wack newbies bitch
And let them debate over who's the king of this shit,
Listen, see I don't waste time debating over them things.
Cuz I'm god, motherf*cker, god creates kings.
Listen, I hear that your mad that I'm Toming your planet.
This battle will be beautiful and sad at the same time.
It'll be the feeling of a funeral, so study my style.
Vier will provide the theme music while I bury your ass.
See, now there's no escape from death so you better back up
When I start fighting, I'll put you in the defense 'til your death.
Everyone will see how I put you in your place.
And how every battle becomes hotter when I touch it.


*leaves*
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Roland
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This seems more like a rap than a poem, but it was entertaining.
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OldTurles
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Lol BF's poem came first mine is a comeback, just in case people wondering. BUt it's all for fun, So Vier Dabura you shouldn't take this to heart it's only for a laugh.

I did use some historic Rap lyrics on the lines I have placed the mark, because it was funny and matched lol
~Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical.~
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Old Gohan
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DA BU RA!
Turles, I will destroy you.
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Old Kuriza
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Son of a Son of a Tyrant
Foolish mortals of a foolish breed
Monkeys raised to cut damned weeds.
Get back to work you fumbling fools.
I know what you are, as I said ^ right there
For a poem is as this, and a rap...
Must be ghetto, as Chris claims to be.
What's the Scouter say? //
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Old Gohan
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DA BU RA!
Now come real close, sit down and listen,
I'm about to school you so hard I'll make your eyes glisten.
You think you're all tough trying to scare me,
But we don't fight as one; we fight as UT.
You may think "hey, she's not too strong,"
But I'll beat you with my words until the final gong.
You're all pretty and princely, sitting in your palace,
But what you don't understand is that's my semen in your chalice.
You ain't got nothing on me and my boys,
Time to go back to school and play with your toys.
Remember the Knights? I remember them too!
They messed with UT, and what did we do?
We pwned you so hard right on your own planet,
And we were all like "That can't be all... Can it?"
But it seemed it was true, you couldn't lift a finger,
That much was expected; Of death I'm the bringer.
So crawl back to mommy, hide your head in the can,
Unless you want another trip in the van?
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Diive
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HOLY SHIT... that was epic Dabs.
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zeffy
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Dabz just schooled you all.
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All you'll ever be is a fading memory of a bully.
Make another joke while they hang another rope.
So lonely.
Push them to the dirt till the words don't hurt.
Can you hear me?
No one's gonna cry on the very day you die.
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Old Gohan
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DA BU RA!
New poll choice bitches.
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Chaos
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*hails Dabs*
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Hiiragi Junior
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Now, I gotta call ya attention for a minute
Got a question I gotta ask you. Will ya get it?
I need to know what you thinking right now
As i'm introducing me right now in my 80s style
Sometimes it last for a minute, sometimes
it'll get you winded but I promise after I say my name
The fight you want you will get it

Save the name calls cuz they get phased off
When you hear my "sa da kinasai" you better
race off
In the opposite direction or right here at me
But question first, wanna be in the ground or buried at sea?
Now I'm rollin' captain style of Team Satisfaction
Laugh at the name if you want but you'll get to see us in action
Matsuhito Gosai and Diva Kasume rollin wit me
And who I am you askin now? Who this that brought it to ya
Young detective kid up in your spot; Hiiragi Junior!
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3 May 12, 09:48 PM Diive: semi's writing slapped me in the face like a biotch

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26 Jul 12, 01:28 PM
Tien: *sucks off Kimmy before she can hit* bad. stoppit


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Bardock
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Dabura,Oct 14 2011
06:03 PM
Now come real close, sit down and listen,
I'm about to school you so hard I'll make your eyes glisten.
You think you're all tough trying to scare me,
But we don't fight as one; we fight as UT.
You may think "hey, she's not too strong,"
But I'll beat you with my words until the final gong.
You're all pretty and princely, sitting in your palace,
But what you don't understand is that's my semen in your chalice.
You ain't got nothing on me and my boys,
Time to go back to school and play with your toys.
Remember the Knights? I remember them too!
They messed with UT, and what did we do?
We pwned you so hard right on your own planet,
And we were all like "That can't be all... Can it?"
But it seemed it was true, you couldn't lift a finger,
That much was expected; Of death I'm the bringer.
So crawl back to mommy, hide your head in the can,
Unless you want another trip in the van?

*Changes vote to Dabura*
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Saiko
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Junior Hiiragi,Oct 14 2011
07:27 PM
Now, I gotta call ya attention for a minute
Got a question I gotta ask you. Will ya get it?
I need to know what you thinking right now
As i'm introducing me right now in my 80s style
Sometimes it last for a minute, sometimes
it'll get you winded but I promise after I say my name
The fight you want you will get it

Save the name calls cuz they get phased off
When you hear my "sa da kinasai" you better
race off
In the opposite direction or right here at me
But question first, wanna be in the ground or buried at sea?
Now I'm rollin' captain style of Team Satisfaction
Laugh at the name if you want but you'll get to see us in action
Matsuhito Gosai and Diva Kasume rollin wit me
And who I am you askin now? Who this that brought it to ya
Young detective kid up in your spot; Hiiragi Junior!

*Changes everyone's votes to Junior Hiiragi...*
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Kagetane Hiruko
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This is just a game of fools
Now listen well and hear who rules
No matter what you all do
it's the end of the line for you

I'll break your neck and rip out your spine
You are all mine
No Dabura, no Vier is gonna stop me
this will all be easy

Bow down for your god
or I'll be bathing in your blood
There's no show without Chill
So be ready and wait for the kill.

This is game over
since I've beaten you all from New York to Dover
It is the force of will
which makes you tremble in fear
to the one named Chill

Now run away, cuz Chill is...HERE!!
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OldTurles
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thiswas sut a poll to see how me and BF leveled with each other, not for everyone >.>, but as I see this will be just for your precious Dabura


Time for another rhyme as I can see your flee
You may think you all got rhyme but now it's my time
My words can be deadly and lay real heavy
I think Ford is better than Chevy (HAHAHAHA)
As I snatch your soul with a flawless victory
Then you'll look up on me with envy
But I’ll say this once you pathetic fool,
get out thread or I’ll rip off your head
...
....
But wait I bet you thought i was done, but in reality i've only just begun
Dabura you think you ended the knights,
but as I recall you back down on our fight
You blamed Vier making him your scapegoat
but all we know is your just a joke.
Please step back and realize that
You’re just gnome who’s got no home
You say you got power,
and we know why, those gems you hold
I wonder just how
O I think know, you pulled your chain and got Vier to lay down his mane
Your just a scared little warrior who thought you could defeat
A mastermind who knows no defeat
I’ll quickly freestyle and bounce back
And prove your skills are fair beyond whack
~Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical.~
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Kagetane Hiruko
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The Mad Hatter
directed to all of you (Dabura, turles, Blackfire)

Oh shut up Turles, we know you are weak
the only battle you survive is a noob's sneak
You are my slave, my own little mutt
your words seem written by Jabba the Hutt

Please leave the room
or I'll get my broom
and whipe you out
in this useless battle poem bout

...tsk tsk, but who is that...

Quit talking Dabura, dont try to bloat.
Whenever you're talking, you sound like a goat.
Always yapping about your victories
but without Vier, you're crying on your knees

As a mod, you seem overpowered
I wonder how many noobs have you just deflowered?
You only try to battle weak asses,
like the ascended knights, a gang of corpses with gasses

...oh snap, another one there...

Blackfire, please, can you stop typing,
better get back to your interview Skyping
You think you're good at fights,
but in the end all you'll know are lonely nights.

Now you should know,
Skoll's gotta go.
He needs to do his doodoo
and I'm not talking about his lightning voodoo.
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Kasume
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Hiiragi Junior comin at you with Japanese
I'm bringing it to you in Spanish
Matar a un pollo & chuck some rice at you while I'm at it
Who's that? Kas the demon diva & she came to see ya
Wanna piss me off? sucks to be ya
Now I didn't plan on comin around
But these culos tryin' to set me off so now I'm droppin' a sound

And yet you think you can set it off.
But if what I read so far is your best, I'd take the bet off.
I don't need gimmicks, or lots of words. Forget what you heard.
I flip the bird at your words! Then laugh as you keep talkin
cause you sound absurd.
Then I drop the gauntlet and leave you with a decision.
Boy don't try to flee on me! Thought you had a mission.
Hold myself up, that's either win or lose
Do you think you can beat me? Let's have destiny choose.

Adios.
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Bardock
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Kasume,Oct 15 2011
04:35 PM
Hiiragi Junior comin at you with Japanese
I'm bringing it to you in Spanish
Matar a un pollo & chuck some rice at you while I'm at it
Who's that? Kas the demon diva & she came to see ya
Wanna piss me off? sucks to be ya
Now I didn't plan on comin around
But these culos tryin' to set me off so now I'm droppin' a sound

And yet you think you can set it off.
But if what I read so far is your best, I'd take the bet off.
I don't need gimmicks, or lots of words. Forget what you heard.
I flip the bird at your words! Then laugh as you keep talkin
cause you sound absurd.
Then I drop the gauntlet and leave you with a decision.
Boy don't try to flee on me! Thought you had a mission.
Hold myself up, that's either win or lose
Do you think you can beat me? Let's have destiny choose.

Adios.

*Changes vote (again) to Kas*

FYI...Spanglish always wins.
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Seta
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What.
The.
Hell.
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.....NEEEERRRRRDDDDDDSSSSS
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