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| Some "what-if" Stories I Wrote Several Years Ago | |
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| Topic Started: Dec 23 2011, 04:26 PM (236 Views) | |
| Tambourine | Dec 23 2011, 04:26 PM Post #1 |
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RP with me, dammit!
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I just found these hidden in the depths of my computer, and brought back some memories. Remember tough, I was like 12 years old so they're probably pretty childish, but I remember I enjoyed writing them so here they are: What if Hercule won against Cell: Hercule: *completely overwhelms Cell* You never stood a chance against THE WORLD'S MARTIAL ARTS CHAMPION!... Now! Beg for your life and I won't let you live! Cell: Alright *begs*... Oh wait! Hercule: You fell for it! Hercule was ready to use his final attack, the Dynamic Mess'Em Up Punch! But the Ginyu frog, who had stolen Bulma's machine-to-make-animals-talk-whatever thingy, appeared. Ginyu Frog: You seem to be really strong, I'll take your body! He used body change on Hercule, but Cell stumbled and body changed Ginyu. Ginyu: *uses body change again, now it reaches Hercule* Now, I'm the strongest! Cell: What the-!? I'm a frog! Vegeta: Now I can pay you back for last time! *Final Flashes frog Cell, killing him* Ginyu: Now that I have your body, I'll kill all!! Hercule: What!? I suddenly got green! Is that me that guy in front of me? Ginyu overwhelms Hercule, and blows up Hercule's eyes. Hercule: Aaaaaaaggh! I have to plan something, it's time to go TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!! Ginyu: What!? You're going to kill me!? Hercule: No, you deaf guy! I'll LITERALLY go to the next dimension! *creates a portal, but Sasuke comes out from it* Sasuke: What the-!? Where's Naruto!? Hercule: You! Give me your eyes! *Rips Sasuke's Sharingan eyes and puts them on his face* Ginyu: OMG! What a pretty pair of eyes, I'll take your body! Hercule watches Ginyu's Body change ability, accidentally dodges it, and copies it. Hercule: I've got it! Now I can take back my body! *body changes Ginyu, but Ginyu dodges and Hercule ends up body changing the planet* Hercule: What!? The planet was alive!? Planet: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! I've gotten smaller! There's no people walking on me! This is worse than death! *blows up* Hercule: Whoa! I can see everything!... What's this? A mouth? *opens up planet-sized mouth and eats Ginyu* Hercule: Yeah! I won!.................................... Now to get back to a human body! *body changes a random human body, but he misses and body changes Venus* Hercule continued trying to body change until he body changed a star that was about to blow up. THE END! Sasuke: Hey, what about me!? Gohan: You get to fight me! Sasuke: But I can't see anything without my eyes! Gohan: Okay, I'll let you hit me. Sasuke: Hehe, you'll die... CHIDORI!! *has no effect on Gohan* Gohan: *touches Sasuke and blows him up* What if Chiaotzu beat Nappa: Chiaotzu: *epic bitch slaps Nappa* You're not even worth the effort! Nappa: Ungh!! Vegeta! Help me! Chiaotzu: Too late! *telechinetically surrounds Nappa with ground and throws him into the sun* Vegeta: You've got some skill boy! But you won't have a chance against me! Chiaotzu: We'll see about that! *fights Vegeta, but it seems they're evenly matched* Vegeta: I've been wounded!? It can't be!! GALICK GUN!! Tien: No!! That attack will kill Chiaotzu!! *grabs Yamcha's dead body and throws it to the Galick Gun* Yamcha: *disintegrates* Chiaotzu: Thanks Tien, but Yamcha... Tien: Who needs him! Krillin: Tien... you... You destroyed Yamcha's body! You're going to pay!! *throws a gigantic Kamehameha at Tien, but he deflects it against Vegeta* Vegeta: What!? *gets hit by the Kamehameha and falls down to the floor* Tien: Krillin, you're no match for me! Prepare to be defeated! *throws several ki blasts at Krillin, and 1 of them hits Piccolo in the back* Piccolo: Who did that!? Gohan, it was you! Gohan: *awakes from a long sleep* What? What did I do? Piccolo: After I trained you for so long, you end up betraying me! Prepare to meet your end! *Special Beam Cannons Gohan, but Gohan dodges it and goes insane* Gohan: Grah!!!! *throws a fully powered Masenko at Piccolo* Piccolo: Oh, damn! *dies* *Meanwhile, Krillin and Tien where fighting, and were evenly matched* Krillin; This is it Tien! My final attack! THE DESTRUCTO KAMEHAMEHA! Tien: Oh, no! Chiaotzu: NOO! Goodbye Tien, please don't die!! *attaches to Krillin's back and blows up* Krillin: Wow! That hurt quite a bit. *throws the Destructo Kamehameha at Tien* Tien: Argh! *falls to the ground, nearly dead* Krillin: *laughs* Gohan: *turns back from his insaneness* What happened!? Mr. Piccolo's dead! Who did it!?!?!? *watches Krillin laughing* It was you! You'll pay! *Kicks Krillins in the stomach* Krillin: Ouch! You'll pay for this! *starts fighting Gohan, staying at the same place* Tien: *gets up* This... is my last... amount of energy... YOU'LL PAY FOR KILLING CHIAOTZU!!! *uses Ki Blast Cannon aimed at Krillin's place* *dies* Krillin: What's that!! *gets hit and falls to the floor, dead* Gohan: But I didn't even talk to you! Why do you kill me!? *gets hit too and falls, dead* Vegeta: *wakes up* Owww... What happened here!? *raises hand and accidentally catches Gohan's dead body* Goku: *arrives* *sees Gohan dead on Vegeta's hand* You!! You killed all of my friends!! *Spirit Kaioken Kamehamehas Vegeta* Vegeta: I did what!? *gets hit and dies* What if Krillin beat Frieza: Goku: *arrives* What happened here!? Where's Frieza!? Krillin: I defeated him! Goku: Wow! You're really strong! Let's go back to the Earth! *They go back to Earth* Vegeta: *training* I must defeat Krillin!! *Frieza goes to Earth after being reconstructed* Frieza: I must defeat that bald runt that defeated me! Krillin: *appears from nowhere* Oh no, you won't! *Launchs a Super Kamehameha that destroys Frieza's whole ship, along with Frieza and King Cold* Trunks: I must tell you that in the future... You were so cool that you destroyed the androids in one blow! But I came back to tell you to train so you kick their ass even more harder! Krillin: Alright! *3 years later* Krillin: So you're the androids, huh? #19: Yeah!! Krillin: You'll die!! *launches a Super Kamehameha at #19, but he absorbs it* Krillin: What!? #19: *punches Krillin* Vegeta: *arrives as a Super Saiyan* I will be the one to defeat Krillin! *kills #19* Goku: Something is wrong with me... Argh! My Heart! Help me guys! Others: *watching the battle amazed* Goku: *dies* #20: *escapes* Krillin: Let's divide into groups and look for him! Krillin: *finds #20* I'll kill you! *throws a gigantic Kamehameha at Gero* #20: *every part of his body is disintegrated exept his thumb, which flies off to his lab and presses the "awaken androids 16, 17 and 18" button, then the finger bounces and brakes a super-radioactive-liquid capsule, and the liquid falls over the hand* Krillin: I guess that's it, I'm going home!... *sees the androids* More androids huh? I'll beat you in 5 secs! SSJ4 Goku: *appears from a magical portal* Hey! That's my line! You can't use it just because you want! Krillin: Goku!? Real Goku: *arrives, nearly dead from the heart virus* Krillin... give me... the medicine... SSJ4 Goku: Well, Krillin let's fight those androids! Krillin: Right! SSJ4 Goku: *about to anihilate the androids* Real Goku: *dies* SSJ4 Goku: Oh, damn you Krillin! I was supposed to survive in this era! *dies too* Krillin: ............ Weeell, I guess I'll have to fight the androids on my own! *throws a ki blast at the androids, but it accidentally kills a little bird* #16: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *self-destructs, blowing up 17 and 18* Krillin: ................................... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, I quess THAT'S it. ???: YOU WILL BE KILLED BY ME!! Krillin: Huh!? Who said that!? ???: I'M THE GERO HAND!! AND I'LL KILL THE WORLD!!! Vegeta: *arrives* I'll defeat Krillin! Not some weird floating giant hand!! Gero Hand: *owns Vegeta and Krillin* Krillin: We've got to do something!! Supreme Kai: *teleports in front of Krillin* I've been watching the events, so take this! *throws potara earrings* Krillin: *catches* Vegeta! Put this in your hear! *throws earring* Vegeta: *catches* What for!? *sees the earring* Hmm... I guess this would look good on me... *puts earring* *the 2 of them fuse* Fusion: I am not Krillin nor Vegeta, I am Vellin! Gero Hand: *slightly chuckles* Fusion: Well, then I'm Krigeta!... Hey! Only half of my head's got hair! Gero Hand: *rofling* Krigeta: *owns Gero Hand dramatically* Time to finish this, Big Bang Disc!! Gero Hand: *disintegrates* Krigeta: Now, to get back to normal!............ Hey! I can't! Supreme Kai: Oh, didn't I tell you? You can't get back to normal. Krigeta: Oh noez! *Final Taiokens Supreme Kai* *opens a portal to the future* *gets sucked into the portal* Krigeta arrives 99999 years into the future, where everyone has atleast a PL of 5000000. Krigeta goes to a school. Teacher: Remember kids, to revert the effect of the Potara Earrings, you need to get eaten! Krigeta: That's it! *goes back to the past* Krigeta: Yajirobe! Wanna eat something!? Yajirobe: FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! Krigeta: Eat me!! Yajirobe: *eats him* Krillin: We're back to normal Vegeta! Now, to get out of here, we need to wait for Yajirobe to go to the bathroom. Vegeta: Do you expect me, THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS, to do sich a disgusting thing!? *blasts his way through Yajirobe and kills him* Krillin: Well, atleast everything's back to normal! Vegeta; Wait, what's that thing in your head!? Krillin: Woah! I've got your hair Vegeta! Does that mean that you're now- Vegeta: BAAAAAAAAAALD!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! FINAL EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Krillin: .............................................. Well, atleast I got hair!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THA 3ND!!! |
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| upetchapets | Dec 23 2011, 05:18 PM Post #2 |
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New Member
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I lmao'd |
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| Komandr | Dec 23 2011, 05:31 PM Post #3 |
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The Cosmic Healer
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wat is this, I don't even... |
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| Elemento | Dec 23 2011, 05:34 PM Post #4 |
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Reborn Vet
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Tien: No!! That attack will kill Chiaotzu!! *grabs Yamcha's dead body and throws it to the Galick Gun* Yamcha: *disintegrates* Chiaotzu: Thanks Tien, but Yamcha... Tien: Who needs him! LOL |
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| Android 17 | Dec 23 2011, 06:50 PM Post #5 |
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Man, Made Wonder
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This would be green-lit if you'd send it to the studio that made DB:E. |
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