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| Rem(l) Vs Kular(w); Planet, Forum, Alliance | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 6 2012, 02:23 AM (117 Views) | |
| Rem | Aug 6 2012, 02:23 AM Post #1 |
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The Super Namek
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"So, you 2 should fight." King Kai said after Rem and Kular had been on his planet for a while. "It would be a good exercise for you, fighting under this extreme gravity. And I bet it will be entertaining as hell to watch." The King of Kai's said. Him and his monkey, bubbles, were sitting on the porch of the old aliens house, in lawn chairs, sipping lemonade from tall glasses with swizzle straws. Gregory was also around somewhere, but he wasn't doing anything important so let's just skip over him for now. Suffice it to say he was around, and it was less than epic. Because he's a fucking mosquito, or a cricket, or something. I'm still not exactly sure. Anyway, Rem and Kular looked from one to another and shrugged. Because, for some god awful reason, Rem and Kular always seemed to be shrugging at one another. It's ridiculous, but it works as a plot device because we are fucking epic, and shrugging is all we need to do to get shit done. Deal with it. Kular then responded, "But King Kai." he said, "We still aren't used to this gravity yet, what exactly would having us spar accomplish except for us to look stupid?" Because, in this spar, kular sounds kind of like a whiny bitch. *shrug* Shit happens. "Yeah." Rem replied. "I've been here a couple days, but even I am not that used to it yet." Rem doesn't use contractions here it seems. "I do not feel very comfortable with the idea of sparring in such gravity, what if one of us were to fall and hit our heads? it would be quite a painful experience." And thats as much dialogue as Rem gets here. "Just do it." King Kai said, and that was apparently enough of a reason. "I am the master, so dance my monkeys, dance." "Well, okay then." Kular said as he slowly moved into his wolfy style fighting stance, it was rather pathetic looking, what with his arms shaking from the extreme gravity, and his legs half buckling twice in the space of a couple breaths. Rem, however, looked no better. He simply let his arms hang at his sides, figuring it would take Kular longer to get to him anyway than it would take to put up his dukes. He would expend less energy NOT being prepared. That was a hell of a lesson to learn, but Rem learned it either way. So, yeah. The two fighters squared off againt each other and started to stare one down, doing their prefight ritual psyche out gimmick. Only, it really didn't work once you had fought a guy a few dozen times and he knew what you were going to do before you did, and vice versa. besides, it was tiring as hell standing there in full weighted outfit. So they decided to skip the psyche out and get straight to the fighting. Rem took a step forward, and started to pant. Kular shuffled forward and droplets of sweat appeared on his forehead. "Oh hell, fuck this." Rem said, not in the mood for bullshit, and pretty sure he could end this in one fell swoop. he brought his hands up, extended them into mystic, and shot them forward. They went all of about four feet before dropping and then dropping to the ground, slamming into the dirt with enough force to bruise rem's klnuckles. "OWW!" he yelled, realizing he wasn't actually strong enough, using mystic, to lift his extended arms in this gravity. It was rather embarassing to see his arms like that, like flaccid eels in the sun. ////664 words. |
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| Kularian | Aug 6 2012, 02:39 AM Post #2 |
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Undefeated ADBZ Tourney 2013 Champion
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Kularian gave a grunt as he felt the sweat streaming down his brow like some sort of faucet of sweat, which would really be kind of gross, if you think about it. Then again, Sweat is pretty much just salt water, so a salt water fish would probably enjoy a faucet of it. But as fish have fins and not opposable thumbs, it’d be really hard for them to turn on such a faucet, so really, for the sake of this spar, we’re going to assume that the sweat was quite gross, and Kularian let out a grunt as he saw Rem’s arms slam into the ground. “Hey. Bro. You’re looking limp there,” Kularian said with a smirk. A witty comment indeed about the situation. However, as Kularian tried to move forward, he felt his leg buckle and it took everything he had not to take a face plant into the ground. He growled low, forcing himself to keep standing, and not fall to the ground. He instead tried a more shimmy approach, sliding his feet forward one at a time, trying to move closer to Rem. After about a minute, he was about a foot closer, and the gravity was bearing down on him like some sort of truck. Probably a semi truck, but it could have been one of those little S-10’s. Those are pretty small. “Come on you two, you’re boring me and Bubbles to tears!” King Kai announced, apparently having also forgotten that Gregory was around. But as the little bug was pretty much the most annoying character to exist, no one really cared that he wasn’t there. “So get on with the fighting all ready! Or are neither of you good enough to move around in this gravity?” King Kai called out, trying to get under the skin of the two fighters. However, because they were both struggling so much with the gravity, it wasn’t as if they were actually having any success in fighting, much less being angry or mad at King Kai. “Sorry,” Kularian grunted out, taking another shimmying step forward, and found that his foot had landed on one of Rem’s hands, which still hadn’t retracted. However, the Namekian pulled his arm back then, and Kularian felt his balance crumble. He took a stumbling step forward, but he felt as if he put any more weight on it, the bone would snap and so he just went down like a sack of bricks, and fell to the ground. He hit the ground hard, but as the dirt had been concentrated to a super level, it was like falling on concrete, and he shielded his face with his hands. “Hah! I win!” Rem called out as he brought his arms back to his sides at a normal length, panting heavily, the Namekian enjoying his victory. He celebrated, trying to raise his arms into the air, when a weighted boot came hurtling through the air and smashed the green fighter right in the stomach. The added weight from the gravity caused him to stumble backward, not really expecting it at all before he crashed to the ground, landing on his back. “Hnngh! You cheating dick!” the green one called out, and Kularian let out a laugh. “First one to stand wins!” King Kai called out, and Kularian forced himself to move then, he rolled back over onto his stomach and forced himself to push his body up. He got a leg underneath of him, and then the other, before slowly beginning to stand. “All right. Kularian’s the winner. You two need more training, that was terrible!” -- WC: 602 Kular Wins |
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