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Super Warrior Facts; ADBZ's version of 'Chuck Norris'
Topic Started: Aug 6 2011, 04:23 PM (527 Views)
Gosai
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We all know how Chuck Norris facts work. This is supposed to be an 'In Universe' listing of 'facts' about the various characters on this site posted by fans, friends, enemies, what have you. Post about yourselves or others. Just have fun with it.

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Gosai Matsuhito can see in six dimensions, hear colors, and smell sounds.

Every day at 2:30 in the afternoon, Gosai forces Vier to give him a piggyback ride.

Universal Terror isn't an alliance. It's what happens when Gosai is bored.

There are no Interstellar Governments, just Solar Systems Gosai hasn't visited yet.

Every woman everywhere is in love with Gosai, they just don't realize it yet.

Whenever you aren't looking directly into a mirror, Gosai is standing right behind you.

When the Eternal Dragon has a wish, he summons Gosai.

Blackfire's hair is actually made of Cotton Candy.

Sanara is the only fox that hunts the hounds.

Junior Hiiragi knows who Jack the Ripper, The Zodiac Killer, and the guy who steals your socks from the dryer are.

Kasume Ishagoro watches you fap. All the time.
It ain't over 'till ya can't think thoughts anymore.

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Seta
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Gosai Matsuhito can see in six dimensions, hear colors, and smell sounds.


So can I when I drop acid.
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Gosai
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Pan,Aug 6 2011
03:32 PM

So can I when I drop acid.

Oh yeah? What's your favorite sound then? I like 'splish' personally.
It ain't over 'till ya can't think thoughts anymore.

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Seta
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Splish reminds me of water dropping and you can hear it splashing all about the sink.

I like 'shick'.
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Kale
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Karas is the master of punting

Karas is not Sara K or any other girl that has rejected Bardock

Karas is not a person, he is a way of life

Pan is the ADBZ version of Chuck Norris, only with breasts

Pan pays Chuck Norris to be her underling

Bardock pays Blackfire just to talk to him
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"On the mountain of Skulls"
"In the valley of pain"
"The strongest of warriors"
"Come to despair"
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Nothing bugs Torbie.

99% of insects weren't originally insects. They are characters who used the Dragonballs to wish they were Torbie.

...They failed because Torbie is the Ultimate.

There is a breed of cats that is a combination of the Tabby (the most common type of domestic cat) and Torties (distinctly patterned cats, which are hailed as "walking works of art). These are known as Torbies.
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Seta
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Peach was hipster before it was cool.

When Diive bites people they get fifty different infections, most of which aren't even transmitted through saliva.
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Bardock
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-Bardock is his own meat shield.

-He still roams the ADBZ Universe for a couple hours after saying, 'Good night all.' :(

-His weakness is Tehran'he Fonos Sara K women in general.

-Vier is ADBZ's Michael Jackson reincarnated.

-Dabura's goatee vs Nappa's 'stache would be an epic battle.

-Diive's muscles have muscles that have muscles.

-Goten's muffins are stale.

-When Peach boob huggles you, Nyan Nyan Cat stops singing.

-No one is immune to Tapion's Falcon Punch.
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Old Kuriza
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iAm Legend

Bleach based itself off Vier

Bardock dreams of being Badass Baddack

Nail paints his

Kami is the only girl Namekian

When Penton was asked to sign an autograph, it was by the pen and paper.

Giro stoll his idea from Power Rangers

Hercule had a third arm inside his affro. Yajirobe ate it.

Bardock had Rosie before he left Vegeta-sei.

Radditz got with every Saiyan lady before he turned ten.

Nail secretly loves Bulma.

Vegeta wishes he was Bulma.

Roshi doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, it ends in girls.
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Kuro Tatsuo
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- Goten's muffins are NEVER stale.

-Bardock is a prison bitch of a prison bitch.

-Goten's muffin's can be more than just ate, they create love. His cuteness is so great when he noms a muffin no girl can resist him.
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Kale
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- Goten is Karas's right hand man, and his bitch.

- Gosai goes to Karas when he needs to find a companion. Karas swiftly arranges a nice man to meet with him.

- Bardock is a man whore and 100% gay. His gayness is so great that he turns other gays straight.

- Fonos gets banned every 6 days because Karas thinks it funny.

- When the boogieman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Pan.

- Bulla is a fun girl to take shopping, even if it makes men want to destroy the stores they're shopping in.

- Kai wishes he could grow up to be like Karas. Karas wishes Kai would just grow.

- Karas re-wrote Popo's pecking order so that he was number one. He then re-wrote it once more because Popo wouldn't stop crying that he wasn't threatening anymore.
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"On the mountain of Skulls"
"In the valley of pain"
"The strongest of warriors"
"Come to despair"
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Captain Ginyu1
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(I call upon the Eternal Dragon to resurrect his thread!)

Captain Ginyu once body swapped an entire planet.

Even as a frog, he still gets more women then you.

If you are female and reading this... Gosai Matsuhito is the reason you're now pregnant. However, the paternity tests will claim the child to be Karas'.

Gosai invented saiyans because he was bored fighting other species. He gave them tails because he had too much sake.

Gosai Matsuhito and Junior Hiiragi once teamed up to fight crime. Every criminal in the Universe spontaneously combusted.
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Dawn
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Bra doesn't get wet, wet gets Bra'd

Bra attacks sharks when she smells them bleed.

some call it the big bang, others call it Bra had an afternoon off

Bra is the best bang since the big one

When people say "Jesus Christ!" Bra says "You called."

Bra isn't a person, she's a way of life.

If you took 2000000 people you'd have an army, if you took 2 Bras you'd have the apocalypse.
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“Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.” - Tyrion Lannister
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