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| Maron (w) v Trunks (l); Ref: Toma | |
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| Topic Started: Oct 27 2013, 03:01 PM (565 Views) | |
| Abo | Oct 27 2013, 03:01 PM Post #1 |
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Maron and a film crew walked through the Forever 69 Mall in downtown West City, but they weren't hunting for a deal. Well, they weren't supposed to anyway, but the blue haired woman couldn't resist. What was supposed to be a twenty minute mission to find Earth's next Sexy Fighter turned into a three hour journey, filled with clothes and other such nonsense. "Why do we have to carry these things when you're the one who bought him?" the one holding the microphone asked. "Sorry I can't help but be feeble minded, it's the estrogen," Maron replied with a shrug. That answer seemed to be alright with the other two, and they walked on. That is, until Maron spotted a woman trying on bras. "Hey you!" she called out, running over to her target. "How would you like to fight over who has the largest breasts on this week's episode of Battle Tits?" "What- I thought we were doing a documentary on how women's addiction to shopping is beneficial to the economy," the one holding the camera pointed out. Maron turned her head to look at the rude man who had interrupted her awesome show. "Lol no I'm pretty sure it was Battle Tits but thank you." She then turned her head back to Numa. "So how about it?"
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| Numa | Oct 28 2013, 06:38 PM Post #2 |
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Numa was trying on bras today. Her boobs were so enormous that they often caused her problems, men stared at her wherever she went, they sometimes slowed her down in a fight, and some shitbird doctor had told her that she would have back problems later in life. Little did the human know that Numa was already several thousand years old, as close to being immortal as one cold be. Though her breasts did have advantages, men turned to putty in her hands and she could open doors without using her hands. As Numa was trying on a red lacy one some woman walked up to her and challenged her to a game called battle tits. The prospect was…titillating…and Numa readily accepted the challenge. She smacked Maron in the face with the back of her left hand, pimpslap style while yelling about keeping her pimp hand strong. Numa then grabbed Maron’s head with her right arm and attempted to slam it into a store counter. Numa followed up on this attack by attempting to slam he right boob, which was actually a bit bigger than her left boob, into Maron’s head. Actions 1. Pimpslap (SA) 2. Headlock (SA) 3. Titslam (SA) |
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| Abo | Oct 31 2013, 06:56 PM Post #3 |
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The chick slapped Maron right across her sexy face without warning. "Ow, you slutty bitch!" she yelled. "Hold my rings," she instructed her film crew. Before she could take them out, however, Numa came again. Maron spun to the right, allowing her opponent to hold nothing but air. "My store! My store! Why do you do this to my store!" some Indian clerk repeated over and over again. Not the Indian as in Native American, but the ones with dots on their forehead. Like, actually from India. Probably where Uub was from, or around there. Anyway, regardless of his origins, he was pissed. Not as pissed as Maron, though. Numa actually attempted to use her breast to hit Maron. Did she not know Maron had the power of the Legendary Ancient Breast? The left boob came swinging by, but it was a feint! In reality, Numa was going to use her right one, which for a second Maron noticed was actually a little larger, but she had no time to conduct an experiment to see if it was true! Mustering all of her speed, Maron thrust forward her own breast to meet its enemy head on. "There can be only one!" she shouted out. (OOC: Don't forget to post your stats tbh.)
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| Trunks | Nov 9 2013, 12:04 AM Post #4 |
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Joining on, I suppose, Numa's side. ---------- “So, that’s this week’s copy of ‘Raunchy and Ready to Rumble,’ ‘Big Breasted and Belligerent’ and ‘Swimsuits Weekly’,” the shopkeeper said, reading off the list that had been handed to him. “And then you need two litres of massage oil, a large box of man size tissues, 50 cigarettes, and a rubber duck?” The man stared questioningly down at the boy before him, as if trying to gauge how old he was. Before he could say anything, however, the shopkeeper smiled. “Busy night planned eh?” Trunks blushed, his face heating up so fast that it almost matched his dark purple hair. “No, they’re not for me! They’re for-“ “A friend, right?” The shopkeeper winked in Trunks’ direction before walking a few steps where he began to assemble the shopping list. “I have everything you need here, including your rubber ducky.” At that, he placed a small yellow rubber duck on the desk. “That’ll be 100 zeni, please.” Trunks fumbled around in his jacket for his money, before placing a few notes on the counter. His face still resembled an over-ripe tomato as he grabbed the shopping bag handed to him and stormed out of the shop. As he reached the main area of the mall, Trunks ran a hand through his hair, letting out a small sigh. If there was one thing he hated in this world, it was doing Master Roshi’s shopping. And the old man was never grateful for it – when Trunks arrived at Kame House last time, he was very rudely dismissed from the Master’s presence, before Roshi went into his bedroom and locked the door. Whatever he did in there was beyond the imagination of the teenaged boy. Forcing himself to walk, Trunks headed towards the exit. After only a few seconds of walking, however, a commotion grabbed his attention. Two women were fighting each other inside a lingerie store while a large camera crew filmed them. Trunks froze dead. One of the fighters had blue hair – just like his mother’s. Drawn by a fierce curiosity, the hybrid headed in their direction. Pushing through the small crowd that had gathered around the shop, he strained his neck to try and get a better glimpse of the blue-haired fighter. It wasn’t until Trunks stood within ten feet of the fighters that he properly saw the woman’s face. While she slightly resembled his mother, the differences were a lot more obvious up close. He felt his face heating up again as he froze in place. Surely the paid had seen him.
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| Abo | Nov 11 2013, 12:23 AM Post #5 |
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The woman was frozen with fear apparently, because even when Maron gave her an opening, she just stood there with her mouth open and droll dribbling off her lip. "Um... she's just making a dramatic pause," the blue haired woman explained to all her viewers. The lull in fighting would cause people to stop watching any minute- what could Maron do? "You!" she suddenly called out to some guy. She didn't know why he came here, but she pretended it was on purpose. "Finally you got here," she scolded him, "now ready for our fight?" Without any further explanation Maron lunged forward, attempting to knock the shopping bag out of his hands. After all, fighting while carrying shopping bags was hard, and it would take many months for the woman to pass along her knowledge on the subject. That was time she didn't have! Assuming the bag hit the ground, its contents would spill out, leaving a very curious and judgmental crowd.
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| Trunks | Nov 11 2013, 12:45 AM Post #6 |
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As the blue-haired woman spoke to him, Trunks froze. For some reason, he had thought that he would be able to escape her notice while being merely 10 feet away – he was wrong. ”Fight?” Trunks asked incredulously. ”But, my mother always told me not to hit girls!” Before Trunks could even manage to finish his sentence, however, the woman lunged forward and knocked the bag out of his hand. In almost slow motion, the bag fell to the ground before splitting open, emptying its contents everywhere. Once again, the hybrid’s face turned bright red. He dropped quickly to the ground, trying to gather his items up. ”T-they’re not mine!” Trunks said, trying to reassure the gossiping crowd. ”Honestly!” Trunks brought all of the items together in a small heap, before realising something was missing – the rubber duck. Anger began to course through the teenager’s veins. How dare this woman try and embarrass him in front of not only a large crowd, but a camera crew as well? Rising up to his full height, he glared at the blue-haired woman. “Where is my rubber duck?” Trunks said in his deepest voice, pushing all of his anger into his words. The duck was as good as his.
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| Abo | Nov 11 2013, 03:49 AM Post #7 |
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"D-Did he just say his mom told him not to fight?" Maron asked one of the men holding a camera. "Do you always do what your mother tells you?" This was getting nowhere. At this rate she'd have to cancel her show before it even got scandalous! As she turned around to walk away, suddenly, the man's voice rose. "Your duck? Idk," she began to say. But then she got an idea. "I have your duck. And I'm going to blow it up if you don't fight me." She didn't know why he wanted a rubber duck, whatever floated his boat she guessed, but perhaps it was the key to getting a good fight out of him. Maron would need to make up for lost time though. Super explosions were always a nice way to do that, so the woman fired several small spheres of energy from her Ki gloves; some in her foes direction, and some not so much. If pissing him off didn't work, she could always try seduction. Something told her though that he wasn't the type for that. "What's your name, anyway?" she asked when the attacks had been dealt with, one way or another.
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| Trunks | Nov 11 2013, 04:20 AM Post #8 |
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Trunks froze. She had the duck? Sighing dejectedly, he extended his senses out towards her, finding her to be at a similar power level to him. With a slight click of his neck, he dropped into a defensive stance. Before he had a chance to even defend himself however, five balls of Ki flew towards him. He raised his arms to try and fight them off, but he was too slow. The balls collided with his body, sending him sprawling backwards across the polished marble floor. The crowd around him backed away, forming a ring around the pair of fighters. Trunks rose slowly to his feet, blood dripping from a cut on his cheek. He glared up at the woman with fire in his eyes. A white aura began to envelop his body, clinging to his skin like wrapping paper. ”The name’s Trunks.” Not even waiting for acknowledgement of his statement, he brought both of his hands up in front of him and let out a yell. A blasting white aura erupted around him just as six distinct blasts of Ki flew out of his hands and headed right in the direction of his opponent. Not even waiting for the dust to settle, the teen rushed forwards. Pivoting on one leg, he brought the other up in a wide circle towards the female’s stomach. As the kick approached the female, Trunks yelled ”Detonate!” and infused the kick with the latent Ki that had built up within his body. Jumping back slightly, he wiped the blood away from his cheek and allowed it to drip off his hand and onto the floor. ”And what might your name be?”
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| Marek | Nov 13 2013, 12:36 AM Post #9 |
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Despite the invention of battle tits and references to Highlander, the newbie takes the RP award. Congrats Trunks. Since Numa has been removed for inactivity we will treat the battle as if she were not here. Meaning Trunks won't suffer an action penalty and his gains will be calculated under the normal 1v1 formula. Carry on. |
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| Trunks | Nov 14 2013, 06:06 AM Post #10 |
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24 Hour Rule - Just want to get this finished! ----------- Trunks scratched his head as the blue haired woman ignored his question. How rude. He noticed with a smile, however, that all of his previous attacks had connected exactly how he had wanted them. It seemed that he was finally gaining the upper hand. ”Had enough of a beating yet, miss?” Trunks asked, unable to hold back the smile that slid onto his face. He clicked his neck softly in preparation, before rushing back into close quarters. His fists moved like a blur, hitting out first at the woman’s face, before his other fist flew in for a hit at her stomach. Bringing his leg round from beneath him, he kicked at the woman’s legs in an attempt to trip her. Regardless of the outcome, Trunks took a half-step back before jumping in the air and bringing down both of his fists in a hammer-blow style towards her unsuspecting head. He landed in a slight crouch before regaining his poise. Slightly shocked, the hybrid looked down at his hands. Somehow, a huge boost of adrenaline had seemed to rush through his body, causing his muscles to quake with delight. His aura had also flared out more than usual, releasing a bright light into the surrounding area. Trunks grinned again, chuckling softly as he looked at the woman before him. ”You could always just give up, you know!” Trunks said, his eyes darting to the camera. It had turned to him now, and he was ready to put on a show. Raising both of his arms, he glared at the woman. ”Come and get some!” Trunks roared, and his aura answered. It flared up brightly around him, causing the floor beneath his feet to crack and depress. This was going to be easier than he had thought.
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| Abo | Nov 15 2013, 05:02 AM Post #11 |
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"Well that escalated quickly," Maron thought to herself with a smirk. "I thought you didn't want to hit girls?" The fist may have seemed to blur out of existence to Trunks, but to Maron she could see it almost before it even happened. In one swipe the woman caught the hand with her own and stared her Saiyan opponent in the eye. "No, I haven't." Suddenly the temperature of the room plummeted and the spectators began to shiver. Of course the cameramen knew by now why this ostensible inexplicable change of climate happened, but Maron was willing to bet Zeni that Trunks didn't. And if he didn't retract his hand sooner, he would know how cold Maron could be. The young Saiyan hybrid either gave no shits, or didn't realize what had happened; the star of Battle Tits soon found herself on the ground. And that's when her foe thought it would be a good idea to attack from above. "That won't work on someone faster than you, knucklehead," she sarcastically pointed out. As his body fell back to Earth in an attempt to hit her, she kicked up her legs, intercepting his attack and hopefully knocking the wind out of him. And to combat Trunks's sudden boost in strength, Maron decided to show her viewers why she was the best. The number located on the left hand screen, which represented Maron's power level, instantly went from 5,000 to nearly 130,000! "Did I promise you a show or didn't I!? Who loves you and who do you love!" she roared out to the camera, making grand gestures with her arms. A devilish smile crept along her face and her personality seemed to go from oblivious slut to sadistic psychopath. One hand rose into the air almost as if it were controlled by an invisible string and a large ball of energy swirled into existence from her palm. Once the size of an infant Changeling, she careless tossed it to Trunks's feet. And it just kind.... missed. Nonchalantly the ball dug deep into the ground, but Maron didn't seem all that concerned her "finale" had done nothing. Probably because it was actually doing what it was supposed to do. Seconds later a shower of molten lava sprouted up into the air, absolutely ruining the mall they were in, and even if Trunks decided to move out of the way Maron decided that he wouldn't be able to. Making several hand motions the woman commanded the lava, moving it this way and that, making sure to follow around her challenger. Once the attack was dealt with, the cameras were turned off and the show was over. "You can go now if you want," Maron said with no indication that anything ever happened to begin with.
Note: If you choose to continue the fight tbh, i'll edit in my stam drain or do it on my next post or something. |
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| Trunks | Nov 15 2013, 05:31 AM Post #12 |
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Feet connected with Trunks’ stomach. Flipping through the air, he landed, winded, upon the cold ground several feet away. He coughed throatily, expelling small globules of blood that rested upon the cracked floor around him. Well, that had sure come from nowhere. He pulled himself slowly to his feet, his limbs feeling heavy. An icy feeling crept through his arms, causing him to visibly shudder in a failed attempt to warm them. He groaned softly before regaining his stance. ”Is that the best,” he paused to spit more blood from his mouth. ”You can do?” Trunks said, his eyes fiery now. He felt exhausted already, but there was no way he would lose to this woman. He promised himself that. All of a sudden, Trunks felt his opponent’s power level spike well past anything he had ever seen before. Strangely, her body position barely moved during the process. Trunks groaned. Not another beating. As the woman threw the ball of Ki at Trunks, he braced himself for impact – but it never came. Opening his eyes, he glanced down at where the ball of Ki had hit. A crater had formed, digging deep into the earth’s crust and beyond. But Trunks still felt the Ki below him. ”Uh-oh…” Trunks muttered, before diving out of the way just as a huge geyser of lava burst from the crevice. It sailed high into the sky, cutting straight through the ceiling above him. Trunks turned to the woman in surprise – what had she unleashed? But, she was paying him no heed. Her hands moved quickly, and her gaze was locked on the pillar of lava. Trunks gulped. This was not good news. As he might have expected, the torrent of molten earth rushed towards him, and his mind blanked out for a millisecond. And then, it came back to him. Run, you idiot! Trunks leapt away, but the lava followed him. He became desperate, heading towards the crowd around them, but they didn’t seem to care. His death was coming – he could feel it. Just as he felt the heat approaching behind him, his mind flashed back to one of Roshi’s lessons. Perhaps the only useful thing he had ever learnt from the old Master. Spinning on his heel, Trunks held his arms up before him and pushed all of his Ki into them. The torrent of lava connected, but it didn’t harm him. He pushed and pushed with all of his strength until, finally, he managed to bring them down in a diagonal fashion. The lava crashed into the wall to the side of him before going limp. Trunks dropped to one knee, impressed with his own power. He felt completely drained, however – this fight wasn’t going to go well now. Bolstered by his determination, Trunks rose to his feet. He would not die on his knees like a dog. He would keep fighting to the last breath, if necessary. Trunks turned to the camera crew. They were all, without exception, packing away their goods and chatting amongst themselves. A familiar anger rose up inside him. How very dare they? He rose to his full height, his pains forgotten through his anger. ”Are you not entertained?” Trunks roared, Ki bolstering his voice. The few un-smashed windows around them shook visibly, and all of the reporters turned to him with shock on their faces. He stepped towards them, and his world turned upside down. He stumbled to the side, gripping a nearby wall for support. His vision blurred as pain returned to his limbs. He coughed once again, and this time a veritable spurt of blood exploded from inside him. Panting now, he turned up towards the blue-haired fighter, whose name he had never caught. ”Never… Surrender…” Trunks muttered as he attempted to take a step towards the woman. As he did so, his fatigue overcame him and he collapsed on the ground, blood soaking his clothes. It was over.
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