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| Town Crisis; Easy Quest - Incomplete | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 8 2015, 07:42 AM (153 Views) | |
| Bardock | Jul 8 2015, 07:42 AM Post #1 |
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[align=center]TOWN CRISIS[/align] A female reporter nervously stroked her dark hair, not realizing she was on the air. She went through her warm-up routine, flexing her face in ways that made Wrex shake his head in embarrassment for the human woman. She went on and on, repeating herself over and over with no signs of slowing down. Why wouldn't her crew let her know she was on the air? Because it was good television. Humans loved to laugh at each other. Mouth-breathers. Resisting the urge to put his fist through the screen on the wall of his room, he stood with his rifle in hand and watched the woman continue to make a fool of herself. “Good blood, bad blood, bad blood, good blood. Good blood, bad blood, bad blood, good blood. Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran. Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran. Unique New York. Unique New York. A Real Rare Whale. A Real Rare Whale. Double bubble gum bubbles double. Double bubble gum bubbles double. Eat fresh fried fish at the fish fry. Eat fresh fried fish at the fish fry. Sixty-six sick chicks. Sixty-six sick chicks. Tie twine to the tree twigs. Tie twine to the tree twigs. Which wily wizard wished wicked wishes for Willy? Which wily wizard wished wicked wishes for Willy? Shy Sarah saw six Swiss wristwatches. Shy Sarah saw six Swiss wristwatches. She sells sea sh--- What?! I'm on the---” “It's about damn time someone got her focused,” Wrex commented. With fire in her eyes, she looked off camera before smiling and returning to the lovable face that the city adored. ”This is your beloved Miranda Veracruz de la Hoya Cardinal, she began. There was the slightest hint that she was still annoyed at being caught by surprise, but she remained calm and continued. "Once again, the streets of West City have erupted in gang war. These gangs, respectively known to the public as Red and Blue, have been at war for years. Sources close to the local police department, widely known as 'snitches' to anyone smart enough to keep their mouths shut, say that this time, war broke out after Blue's longtime leader, Snoop Dee Oh Double Gizzle, was shot at by rival Red leader, Birdman, after peace talks fell flat." She looked over her notes and gave a slight shake of her head. She's got guts to give a report like that on those thugs, Wrex thought to himself. Miranda snapped her head back up and looked into the camera again. "As the story goes, Snoop Dee Oh Double Gizzle and Birdman were passing a... blunt back and forth, and Birdman dropped it. It was that sign of recklessness that ended any chance of peace between the two gangs." She shook her head in disbelief. "Never drop another man's blunt," she whispered too close to the camera before getting back to her report. "Mayor de Blasio calls for help from anyone and everyone brave enough to bring peace back to the streets of West City with as few casualties as possible. He says that anyone bringing in anyone affiliated with either gang alive, will be handsomely rewarded. So far, six brave, stupid men were shot and killed in their attempt to bring in the lowest ranking members in both gangs. May they rest in peace." “Shepard must be rolling in his grave,” the krogan Battlemaster whispered to himself. "This planet was better off with Reapers." "We will have more to report later, I'm sure. Until then, this is Miranda Veracruz de la Hoya Cardinal signing off. And remember, stay in your homes until this mess blows over. Stay safe. Miranda out." With that, she smiled and the news feed was replaced with minor league baseball. |
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