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Dropkick City; Easy | #4 DB
Topic Started: Aug 9 2016, 02:05 PM (185 Views)
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“So! There I was, staring down this beast of a fighter. Tentacles flapped all over as it crawled and curled around his shoulder and mouth, it was his hair ya know? Kind of gross, but who am I to talk about looks. Uh, anyway! He stood what must have been at least six, seven, nine feet tall. His hands were massive and one was a pincher claw like a lobster, or better yet a scorpion. I shudder just thinking about that dude. His muscles were pronounced like an earthling bodybuilder. Most people would say he was ‘jacked’. Longer story short, we duked it out for what must have been the better half of the day. The sun was on its way down and the shore splashed to and fro at our legs, ankles and feet. The water was orange, green by the way, pretty freaky if you ask me, must have had nitrogen or rusty kale. I’m trailing again, but yeah there I was battling this amphibious crustacean man bat with fists of fury and blind ambition. Next thing you know he just stops. I stopped and looked him in the eyes and he peered back into mine. Now I’m waiting for some snarky comment or powerful warrior snippet, you know what he does? He clinches his fists well fist and claw as if to power up some more and simple malts out of his shell. He just turns into a soft shell crab right in front of me, I mean, Come On man. That wholesome battle we were having and boom, fetus strength. I’m sure he was more than pissed, because I haven’t stopped telling that story no matter where I go in the galaxy, Hahahahaha!!”


His audience was an elderly woman that sat right next to him. They had both been awaiting the next bus that came by. He continued hysterically as he grasped his ribs and slapped his knee a few times. The woman blinked a few times at the red and black suited man as he continued to laugh and act a fool to himself from what he thought was a hilarious recollection of humor in the midst of fisticuffs. She calmly turned her head towards him and smiled wide.

“Are you my grandson?”

Silence overcame the man bot as he gave her the side eye and partial frown. He looked away from her as if to catch the eye of his neighboring audience member only to find no one paying attention. Headphones, headsets and personal electrical devices were out and completely engulfed their attention. He swung his head back towards the ever smiling woman.

“Am I, your grandson?.. Lady, do I look like a human?” he continued as he pointed to his face. “My mouth doesn’t even mouth through the mask, I mean…”

Without another word the bus came in with a head full of steam as it slowed to a screeching halt. His voice quit while he was ahead and calmed himself down. Everyone clambered onto the bus interested more in their phones and video games than anything else. He stood up and assisted the lady onto the bus. She waved goodbye and smiled while the mixed emotional android stood with his arms crossed at the now empty bus stop.

“Was it the deliver or the content? I thought that story was slammin’. At least worth a chuckle, chortle, or something, not, ‘Are you my grandson’. Pfft! People these days just don’t appreciate a good story telling session, I tell ya,” he went on for a few more minutes to himself and finally quit it all together. Just then a codec came through as he looked down and to his right. The internal call ended fairly quickly as he narrowed his eyes and disappeared, instantly.

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Tomfoolery aside, Helios Ryuad Rune Sirat was in his Odin-class Cruiser named “El Chariot”. Gir now in more completed pieces than times past was by his side. Gir was Helios’ trusty and extremely intelligent android canine. His range of responsibility was from ship security, ship maintenance the occasional retrieval of the owner in austere conditions. He managed to be in the ship this time for a few minutes to gather his belongings: dual swords, trusty pistol, magic satchel, utility belt, and a handheld dragonball locator. Helios zipped back down to where he was earlier at the bus stop and surprised the handful of citizens there. Their reactions are differed yet the common theme was an out of this world shock. Not every day some randomly and instantly appeared, especially decked out with weaponry and wearing seriously silly looking attire.

“What?”
he squeaked as he shrugged his shoulders. He continued to ignore the people as their heart rates sluggishly calmed down to a still high level. “Now, where was I?” he murmured to himself. An ah-ha moment was expressed in his right index pointing up accompanied with a raise of his head. He reached into his tiny satchel which resembled a fanny pack. He unzipped and scrambled around for a while and finally yanked out the dragonball locator. It was about the size of a normal cell phone and one button. He tapped the lone button and the screen loaded up with a large logo of ‘CC’ on it. A grid map showed up. The map was in a zoomed out state as things were tiny and a trio of dragonballs were snuggly tucked away on a far reach from his current location. Luckily for the artificial man there was one right in that same city he stood in. “Oh swell, it is right in this very town I’m standing in, what a coincidence!”

Helios studied the whereabouts and returned the device back into his pouch. He looked left, then right, back left and straight ahead. He took a step forward and WHAM! He was struck by the very bus everyone else had been waiting for. Fortunate for android he was indeed a solid interior and exoskeleton hardened piece of work. Not a bit of pain was felt minus his pride from the obvious incident. Stuck to the front of the flat faced bus like a bug, people gathered in awe and horror. Of course no one else knew he was an android, but he had to play it up somehow.

“Ughhh…. Did anyone get the number of the bumper? I think they need to drive better,” he stumbled and mumbled as he spoke.

Elsewhere in town.

“Alright guys, we can do this one of two ways, the boss’ way or our way,” a man with a green shirt, dark brown jacket and black hat counseled.

“Dude, I think we should stick with the script. The boss’ll be pretty pissed at us if we don’t. You know it went last time,” a man to his left in a grey long sleeved shirt, proposed.

“Heh! The boss would appreciate out we got this thing and brought it back to her in style. I mean why go in there with our faces exposed and run the risk of being I.D.’d? Let’s be smart about this.”

“Yeah, Taylor, but we’ve got the men, muscle and fire power if need be. It should be a quick snatch and grab operation, why make it more difficult than it needs to be?”

“Agh! Fine, quit your yapping. You sound like my future ex-wife. You boys know the plan. Two in the front, two in the rear and me and Axel in the side door, pool entrance.”

The other men all grinned in agreeance and made small talk. They pulled their masks down over their faces with three holes to expose their eyes and mouths. They all locked and loaded their weapons, either rifles or pistols. No matter how you sliced it they were ready and they meant business. The van they sat in had a stench of gunpowder and raw metal. The outside was panted in graffiti with blackened windows, an inconspicuous van for an inconspicuous daytime robbery. The driver and leader of them all, Taylor, slowly crept up the street of a high-end part of the cities suburbs.

“Alright men. Let’s do it,” he calmly spoke as the doors unhinged with their weapons in the low ready.

Forty-five minutes later.

”Oh yeah, yeah, I’m good, I’m fine. I didn’t see it coming, really. I am clumsy, I won’t be pressing charges, have a nice day,” the goofy footed android replied to an apologetic bus driver. Once down the road some he kept an eye back behind him to see if anyone followed. He covered his face with his left hand and chuckled. Another successful prank for the week he thought. His humor was cut short by a beeping in his pouch. The dragonball locator was snatched out and examined. A single dragonball was on the move and in a hurry. Helios look to the sky and sped there was fast as he could.

Somewhere on the outskirts of the city in a rest stop restroom.

“Hah! Boys we did it again. Another successful heist and no casualties, for us anyways, haha,” the others joined in with the laughter. “Freshen up a bit fellas, and then we’ll be on our way to Lady Fruit’s palace.”

They all unloaded from the eye sore of a van and piled into the restroom. Eight stalls lined up on the right hand side as they entered along with a few urinals on the left along with sinks and mirrors. A no smoking sign separated the first three stalls from the last five. The eighth stall read occupied on the outside handle. The men all went their separate ways in restroom and some foolishly spoke about their recent job.

“Hey! Shhh!” Axel scolded as he motioned his hand to quiet their lips and then pointed at the last stall that was occupied. All of their eyes narrowed while they unveiled their weapons. They stepped closer and quiet towards the last closed toilet. All they could hear was a faint beeping sound. One of the men put his head close was to peek inside. He was met with another eye ball or white mask eye staring back at him.

”Pervert!” yelled the individual inside as simultaneously the door sprung out into his face. Helios’ leg was parallel to the ground as it was outstretched and delayed in being lowered.

“Who are you?!” Taylor shouted as everyone retracted their bolts and took aim, minus the man with the not busted forehead.

”Well I’m glad you asked. I’m the android who’s going to take that there dragonball you have stolen.”

“Oh yeah?!”

“...well, yeah,” he replied as he moved towards the center of the room.

No time was wasted as the men went on the offensive. Too bad for them this was definitely their last day. Multiple movements occurred as Rune’s speed was faster than your average humans’ naked eye. A right handed spin took place as he drew his pistol off his right thigh and his sword with his left hand behind his back. He spun and proceeded to decapitate one fellow, shot another in the chest, and with force land a heel kick, knocking they leader man Taylor’s tooth out.

“Dropkick!”

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