Post by Vash on Jan 23, 2022 20:50:19 GMT -5
Vash has Champ 2, Combat Rune, VR Octagon, Telepathic Link
Shell has Combat Rune and TL
Shell has Combat Rune and TL
VASH
Vash — Yesterday at 6:50 AM
“Sounds like you were raised right, ya big green Boy Scout,” Vash jested with an eye roll. Being raised by demons taught the Crimson Typhoon many lessons. Mercy for the enemy was not one of them. For some reason, Shell’s squeaky clean image that he was perpetuating rubbed this demon the wrong way. In all his years he had never met anyone was truly, purely good. When push come to shove, he believed that everyone would break. “Tell me more about your ‘apple pie’ upbringing?”
Shell Mira — Yesterday at 7:50 AM
Shell had never eaten apple pie, "I am not really familiar with Apple Pie, but I was raised in classes and in a small community. We trained our minds first and then our bodies. Some are warrior clans and others are from the seer clan."
Vash — Yesterday at 8:09 AM
Vash's eyes widened as far as they could stretch, the lids bouncing up and down in disbelief. "Not real... Not really.... familiar with... Ap... App... Apple pie?" The demon was shocked to his core, stumbling over his words. He was flabbergasted. "No. This is. No. We are fixing this. Right now, Shell. Right this fucking second." Vash reached out and grabbed Shell by the arm, whisking him away to his favorite diner in the universe.
"So, there's something that's always bugged me, and I'm sorry, if it's too much just say so," Vash said once the two of them materialized in a restaurant booth and had placed the order. He frequented this establishment so much that they left this one particular booth open for him at all times. "Namekian's reproduce asexually, right? I don't know how that works, but, I just gotta know. Do you guys cum? 'Cuz this apple pie is about to be an orgasm in your mouth, and I just wanna know what you would compare that to?" Vash spoke nonchalantly as he made himself comfortable in his seat while they waited for their pie to be brought over.
oh what are shell's spar buffs? i'll get the first one posted up
Shell Mira — Yesterday at 8:23 AM
Shell has telepathic link and combat
Shell Mira — Yesterday at 8:32 AM
Shell found himself whisked away to a tavern for some pie. Brianne often acted this way too when learning of Shell's sheltered past.
Then Vash went into the classic question of his race, "We don't have sexual process that most mortals have. Orgasm is certainly not something I know any about. My old friend was very fond of love and things related to it, but I'm not overly knowledgeable about those sort of things outside of what she told me."
Vash — Yesterday at 9:23 AM
"Ohhhh man," Vash shook his head slowly in an attempt to show how much he was empathizing for his Namekian friend. "Well, try to imagine THE BEST FEELING your body could physically experience, double it, then add super hot naked chicks... the equivalent of THAT is about to be in your food hole."
And right on queue, their waitress arrived at the table with two plates and two slices of heated apple pie, each topped with a dollop of vanilla ice cream. "This, my friend, is gonna blow your mind," Vash smiled before taking his first bite.
The demon slapped the top of the table, jostling the silverware and plates on impact. "Oh. My. GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!" Vash moaned quite sexually as he then went on to re-enact the scene from 'When Harry Met Sally'
Shell Mira — Yesterday at 10:50 AM
The demon seemed to enjoy the pie that he was having. Shell smiled, "We also survive on primarily water. I do like some foods though."
He took a fork and cut a piece off the pie and mixed it with some ice cream. He took a bite, it was good at least.
"Yeah it's pretty good."
Vash — Yesterday at 11:44 AM
“Pretty good he says,” Vash said before picking his plate up off the table and licking it clean. Ice cream and bits of pie crust cling to his face. The demon then turned and tapped the shoulder of the random gentlemen sitting behind him. “Guy just tried apple pie for the first time, says ‘it’s pretty good.’”
“Don’t touch me freak,” the stranger snapped back.
“So anyway, tell me about these seers,” Vash returned his attention to Shell, choosing to ignore the rudeness that was sent back to him.
Vash — Today at 3:00 PM
you have one more reply left right?
Shell Mira — Today at 3:00 PM
Probably
Vash seemed pretty suprised by Shells response, but he wasn't overly into food. It tasted good, but he didn't know how to handle his reaction.
After the demon harassed random person he asked about the seers.
"Namekians have 2 primary clans the warrior clan and the seer clan. The seers are sometimes known as Dragon clan too since they often can end up creating dragonballs. The focus more on the mental disciplines than the physical for combat."