Speed Dating event - interest check.

Character name: Vlad
Character Zodiac Sign: Aquarius (?)
Favorite food: teas & oat milk ice cream w cut-up/mashed bluebarry chunks
Attracted to? potentially any adult entities that can embrace/take interest in sentient synthetics
Favorite flower blue pea butterfly, for functionality in tea otherwise vibrant greens or blues against snow
What are you looking for in a partner? general solidarity companionship & conversationalist.


Vlad walked in to a facility that advised to have the organic and synthetic as well as celestial and demonic all a better idea of who they are and what company they may enjoy keeping, a courtship ritual thing he concluded, the net was full of these places, but he was bored so why not? Could be fun. Better than having a bunch of anti robot forces play catch these hands… again.

“greetings” the greeter said in an enginered tone, tad flirtatious and high energy.

This immediately was a negative to Vlad, an emulated consciousness unit really?

“Vlad.”

The question gynoid seemed to shake out of a state, “The android paladin that fights for all sentient beings?”

Taken back by the sudden jarring change, Vlad nodded.

“Oh splendid, big fan, this job sadly gets units like me hit on too much, so I scripted a stand in program and zone out during the job.” Vlad sighed, that made too much sense. “Sorry you have to go through that.”

“Thanks, but it pays the maintenance bills, any ways zodiac sign?”

“I don’t put much stock in that type of stuff, Aquarius I guess.” that was complicated by a myriad of factors, when his brain /consciousness first engaged or where he first got a body put the brain in, an entirely different type of universe.

“Favorite food? Mostly drink liquids green tea & blue butterfly pea tea, but had to pick a solid food oat based vanilla ice cream with blueberry pulp.”

“Attracted to…?”

Vlad looked around seeing a sign saying that this area was intended for 19+ age so no clearing of adult only was needed. “an entity that could at least entertain the idea of a synthetic being on par with organics, ones that have an interest in robotics but with restraint, don’t want them opening my torso and playing with my components without asking first. Species any is good biological synthetic or out world, same with gender identification” he said


“Favorite flowers?”

“Blue peas are good for what they can brew and looks, but a good contrast of blue or green against a snowy backdrop always appeals to me.”

“What are you looking for in a potential partner?”

Vlad shrugged, “General companionship and working together with them on big things and stimulating conversations.”

She nodded, “your contact data is in our bank as a friend of Capsule corp we will contact you soon.”

“Nice, pleasant day to you. “And to you as well” he turned to leave “wait...any physical intimacy, and what of EP3?

Both questions spiked his internal temp in embarrassment, bloat in his processors.

“She and I share a battlefield and ethical comrade. No flirtatious or otherwise nature to it… to the question of… intimacy… optional if the partner wishes it… they however will be the ones getting the attachments! Not negotiable!” he ran out as she laughed. He was kinda worried because he in a very interpret able way gave clearing for any type of “Fun night” attachment they had a taste for.

Character name: EP3
Character Zodiac Sign: dunno
Favorite food: oat based tapioca pudding
Attracted to? Adult entities that see her as a being yet potentially interested in her synthetic nature.
Favorite flower Lily
What are you looking for in a partner? willing to share in casually intimate or at least pleasantly night lives together

“Adults only

EP3 bored skimmed the net and found a sheets to get to know different organic mostly pass times but a few androids and gynoids like herself recommended trying speed dating, so sighing she shrugged and filled out the questions pausing for most consideration on what she was looking for and what she was attracted to, well interacting was always engaging, and it was preferable that the person on the other side viewed her being as authentic not just interacting with

the what she was looking for, kind of tempted her to turn her answer to attracted to be created life like her, but she ultimately settled for those with interest in synthetic beings she was bright enough to make that a vague interest because she was online searching the ASFR robotic/ mechabare inclined individuals can get into and… well voiding every warranty on every piece of her was the lower end of trauma that could get. Yet thinking of that it kinda was hot, guess it fit her masochistic kink she was developing.

She smiled as the questioning ended and she was given a printable heart for participating and notice she will be contacted later as well as a randomized coupon for a light show and laser arcade coupon

(Since this was fun, why not try a bit of just for writing, a side character NPC and some villain npcs just to shake of rust and be funny?)

Jack Craft the creator of Vlad and a highly venerated scientist in the field of neural cyberweave and cognitive ai as well as note worthy for other advancements in robotic nerve systems. Bored decided to enter something of a dating space, he had been without major sapient company that was not about repairs for…. A while.

He entered his name and for his sign he rolled his eyes and said N/A Favorite foods… he hated to say it, but his bad habits were flaring in, but he was a busy man! Vegie jerky, mushroom pizza w garlic sauce, dark chocolate mints, energy drinks, and fries not the healthiest buffet but all rather easy to order out on Avalon and get delivered.

Attracted to. This was when Jack rapidly became discouraged he preferred androids & gynoids his profession felt he understood them better than organics in spite of him being one, the bionic armed scientist stroked his beard ‘ah this is stupid, I’m always too busy for such and any synthetic using this app is likely like the organics looking for someone to take an interest in them rather than their work. A moment of shame hit him for how often he took his lab labors over his own son, but he shook his head, damage was done, no point in feeling sorry of the road traveled.

Favorite flower(s) got a ‘dunno roses and violets are fairly nice(?)’

What he is looking for in a partner a surge hit him A partner who would be ok with his habitual herbal vaping, an openness to discuss their creation, and willing to let him get to know potentially haunting details of their past to understand… you know what? “This was ridiculous.” Jack deleted the whole bit he wrote and actually went to bed at a reasonable time.


Gill masked his identity but came up with a suitably unassuming alias for himself and what the “cool people” would say for their signs and their favorite foods and.

Attracted to and what is he looking in for in a partner was a tad… ominous… a fellow tormented soul who would be open to me trying to fix them and hang out and play mind games, ‘fair warning my taste in mind games go into the hardcore to the point of life changing really.”


Gill drew his fingers together and awaited his new play thing to turn…

What he got instead was misled to the wrong site and a lot of pics of people pleasuring themselves in his email.

“I- Hate- uncontrolled- sapience!” he exclaimed in his lonesome

Spider walked down a street, getting stopped by some overly chipper plastic grinning couple of some Valentine's Day cooperation vibe of those chalky corny ‘hearts’ filled with misspelled wuvy dovey crap.

Oh he just had to mess with these people and give them a night they would never forget

He took the survey paper “oh well good gosh golley can I give it to you in the morning, you are such a lovely couple, I am such a wittle guy with a big heart full of so much to ponder, can I give this back to you early in the morning pweeze?!"

They nodded, glad to have such an amusing android partake in the wholesome festivities…

“Oh spiffy! Gosh golly, you two are swell, who knows, with luck, I will get you later tonight.” they did not pick up on the slow turn to ominous his tone took

the couple was not seen in weeks and a wellness check was called and a break in was cleared

the corpses were sown together in an eternal embrace a banner above the bed ‘together forever’ blood added ‘in death’ the survey was done in blood and with a picture of the android dressed in human leather and a banner across his stomach digitally projecting “id give my heart to you, if I had one.”as he held a heart sown together from a half each of the couple as he gave the cam a cheeky wink.

The company… declined the survey he provided.

A cam panned over to a trash bin with a copy of the questionnaire in it a cross between a Gothic sort and a biker punk gynoid was standing above dripping the last of a canteen of lighter fluid on it.

S.A.G.E unit kat-1 or kati as she took to call herself huffed “love, nothing more than a means of control and emotional manipulation.” she turned around to walk away “I had my fill of both, thanks!” as she tossed a lit cigarette she took out of some lecherous punks broken fingers and tossed behind her internal mathematics ensure it hit and sat ablaze the bin as she walked away.



(Hope the serious entries were decently done and the npcs done for fun are at least entertaining and proof positive I am far from done with writing, just a bit of rust to shake off from energy fluctuation.)

Character name:Bersimmon (The Butcher of Bassas)
Character Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Favorite food: A dish known as the 'Six-foot Saiyan Feast'(Or a buffet).
Attracted to? Females.
Favorite flower The Daisy/Foxglove.
What are you looking for in a partner? Strength and kindness.

Make sure you edit your entry if it is incomplete by the end of today please. I will update this list later tonight.

I'll throw her in then I guess pending her approval

Character name: Beroba
Character Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Favorite food: Sweets (Primarily bonbons and chocolates)
Attracted to? Females, aliens or other
Favorite flower Do books count?
What are you looking for in a partner? Idk